June 18, 2012

Crabby Monday...Our Visitor

 *&^%$#@  ...   who is this!?!  
He's messing up our sandy section of the crabitat! 
Don't babble Shelldon, I can see he's a relative of some sort!
WHAT?!?  You invited our "Country Cousin" to stay here?  WITH US?
I can't *&^%$#@ believe it.  A strange (really strange) crabitat guest.
 Hey, Shelldon, I don't care...he smells icky like plastic & looks all spaced-out.
I think he's very fishy!
 I'm going to have to throw a HUGE tantrum here!
Okay, but he stays NO MORE than two days...MAX!
Now, I have another set of pinchers to cook for and clean after.
Not funny, Shelldon!   @#$%^&*(
He's so fakey and flimsy, he'll be NO help around here!
Oh, it's going to be so crowded!
I swear this dude's weird!

Little GROUCHY pinches,


Backcountry Brodie said...

OMD, Beachnut, I thought fur a minit you had been invaded and woz going to be nommed up by those HUGE pinchers! That woz pritty skeery. Sheldon has to be more careful who he picks up and brings home.

Finn said...

Eeeeek! Those country cousins are just so shady!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OH Poor Beachnut. You have it really ruff.. I suppose this new guy is a real Red Neck kinda guy... leavin stuffs laying out and dropping crumbs everywhere and.... Laying in your new bark tunnel ... BELCHIN and Clawin at his ... Nether Regions while watchin TV.
You are gonna have to SHELL out some RULES fur this guest.
SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH... No WONDER you are CRABBY today. You have PINCH this in the BUD girrrl... right away.

Princess Jasmine said...

Oooooh a visiting country cousin huh? I hope he brought a gift for you both :)xx

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, what a visitor! I hope he leaves as planned and doesn't stick around to eat you out of shell and crabitat!

Unknown said...

Oh Sarge scary pincers or what?
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

Maybe the new guy can help with dinner by BEING dinner.

BordoggyTerrier said...

Well they do say you can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family - just avoid those pincers over lunch and you will be ok (hopefully)! x

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Sarge, might be a good idea to keep your nose out of this one.

3 doxies said...

You should nevers evers under no circumstances trust or welcome ANY counrty cuzzins in your crabitat! Dat could be very dangerous and of course, you will ALWAYS sees them on da news when they leaves...hehehehe.


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

How did an Australian yabby end up in your crabitat? Well it looks like a yabby.

Maybe it's an Alien.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

tubby3pug said...

Those pincers are scary

urban hounds

Bassetmomma said...

Country cousins are the worst for just coming in and wanting to be waited on!

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm...that guy looks kinda fishy to me. Well, not like a real fish but you know what I mean. All kinda crazy-eyed and like he could just SNAP at any minute. Better keep your eye on him, Beachnut!

Wiggles & Wags,

Dachshund Nola said...

BOL relatives are so weird

The Daily Pip said...

Maybe he is related to Cousin Francine?

Your pal, Pip

Two French Bulldogs said...

you guys better get rid of that alien
Benny & Lily

Keith Andrea said...

.,Hi Sarge, you have a visitor huh!
I'm scared with that.... :(

Dog Fence

Frank The Tank said...

Little 'GROUCHY' pinches indeed! That was one scary little advenure, no wonder your always crabby with strange house guests like THAT!
Love, Licks and Hugs from your Furiend Frank xxxxxxxx

PS, will the crabs be participating in the Blogville Olympics? I hear all animals are invited!!!