August 26, 2015

Woeful Woeful WT(N)F(L) Wednesday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, there is a woeful, woeful, dreadful feeling in my territory today furiends!

HOLY COW, we heard last night that our Pittsburgh Steelers are talking with *gulp* that dreadful, horrible, dastardly Michael Vick.    We can't believe it.   Surely, this won't really happen.


***   For those of you who might not be aware, this sorry excuse for a human being was convicted of being involved in dog fighting.   ***

In my house, if this happens, we will spend the football season hiding our heads under our terrible towels.    Oh, the shame.

Please, no.       I can't look.        I don't even want to hear the sports news today...

I will wipe my butt with my Pittsburgh Steelers Terrible Towel if they sign that rat bastard. 
No kidding...I'll do it!

My Mom went so far as to say some very unladylike and rather colorful HBO words.   She pledged that if this happens, she will root for the biggest rivals ever...the Baltimore Ravens.     YUP, we'll ditch our Steelers and be Ravens fans.

WTF in the NFL?!?

Oh, it will make for a quiet and miserable football season, my furiends.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Possible Ravens Fan  *yikes*

August 24, 2015

Crabby Monday....Floral Flashback

Hello, Blogville Darlings!    Goodness, we crabby girls have had the most spectacular adventures over the years.   Occassionally we enjoy taking our long and lovely leggies on a leisurely stroll down memory lane.  Teeheehee

Here is a look back at a glorious project we did back in July of 2013.   We were three crabby girls then.    B. O. S.  for Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon.      The Hands gave us some assistance and we were able to create a wonderous garden.

Welcome to B.O.S. Gardens!

Here we all are enjoying a walk along the pretty paths beside our flower beds.

Such friendly and festive floral festivities!    POL

Well, our fabulous and famous Frankie and Ernie are still on a blogging break as they prepare for the stupendous move to their new home.    We are clacking our claws with glee to have them relocate to within one hour of our lovely crabitat.    Goodness, we will have such splendid fun together. 

Sarge has whispered to us that the big moving truck will be loading them up on September 8th.    Allowing for some reasonable drive and unloading and reorganizing time, we hope to have them back somewhere around mid-September.   Won't that be wonderful?!?   

Have a lovely, yet crabby, Monday!
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut and Shelldon

August 21, 2015

silent FURiday

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

August 19, 2015

Where in the World Wednesday With Flat Madi

Hey everyone!
Wow, this is a most wonderful Wednesday!     So, the other day my Crabby Girls teased you with news of a big secret to be revealed today.     Well, here's the news!!!

Today, my very good (and thin) furiend FLAT MADI is here to visit with me.    WOOHOOOOOO!       She's such a fabulous version of my bestest feline furiend and I'm thrilled to host her right here in my territory in the Allegheny National Forest of Pennsylvania.

First, I showed Flat Madi where I do all of my Blogville work and fun.   She seems to like my puter set up.   BOL/MOL

She took a good look at my little bear out front and she did wipe her paws too.   BWAR HAR HAR   She even said she likes my beloved stick.     My peeps offered to throw it around the yard for her, but she said she's not much for fetch.   Yeah, I guess that makes sense.  BOL

Hey, FM, this is my back deck!   We can hang out here by my cot and watch the critters in my back yard!    There are lots of birdies and chipmunks.

Speaking of birdies...I know FM likes the feathered critters, so I was sure to let her see my owl light.   She gave it a big MEOOWWWW.  

And, I also remembered that she likes fishies, so we spent some time chatting on my beloved indoor cot and I let her play with my squeaker fishie toy.

Well, no visit here would be complete without some time with my crabby girls!    OMC(lawd) I can see Beachnut and Shelldon are clacking their claws with glee!    

Shelldon here:     Goodness we are so very honored to have the glamorous Flat Madi as our special guests in the crabitat!    She made herself right at home on our trendy new loft.   

Beachnut here:    Oh, we are having the most spectacular time with our darling Flat Madi!   She is so very chic and such a fabulous conversationalist.   We discussed all of the latest happenings in Blogville.  

Here's a sneak peek at me climbing up to whisper some juicy gossip with Diva Flat Madi!   POL

Of course, we arranged for a stylish brunch to enjoy with our darling Flat Madi.    We ladies had a lovely time together.

Okay, back to Sarge!
 C'mon, FMadi!   Let's go for a walkie!

And just like that, and oh too soon our visit was over.     We all hope that Flat Madi had as good a time here as we had hosting her.    We surely tried to give her a well-rounded look at life here in our territory.

As a special bonus, we are sending our furiend FM back to her home with a special Stow-Away on board!    That's right....Flat Sarge, Flat Beachnut and Flat Shelldon are thrilled to say that FM invited them to join her back in North Carolina!    Stay tuned for a post soon about their special vacation with FM, Madi and her peeps!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut & Shelldon

Lori & Stan

August 17, 2015

Crabby Monday... Upcoming Surprise


Hello, Blogville Darlings!      We crabby girls are all agog about our upcoming surprise!   Teeheehee. Now, we certainly would never spoil things by telling, but we're clacking our claws with glee.

Please be sure to stop by the Wednesday for a very special post.   Goodness, we are so delightfully excited.  

Meanwhile, here in the crabitat, The Hands gave us a glorious interior design update and our trendy home never looked better.    

 As you can see we have a chic new loft complete with plenty of the most spectacular climbing elements.    We crabby girls certainly enjoy stretching our long and lovely leggies.   POL

As you can see, our crabitat features a new loft which is perfect for climbing and making excellent use of our space.    It's so very important to combine form with function.     Now, if you look closely, you'll see me, Shelldon hiding in the cocohut just to the left of our food can barely see a couple of my long and lovely leggies.   POL
There I am, darlings...follow the arrows!   Teeheehee

And here I am, Beachnut, exploring the new loft.   Goodness, it's perfect!    We send our thanks to The Hands for a spectacular new make-over.

Be sure to stop back and see us on Wednesday for such a marvelous surprise!
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut and Shelldon

August 15, 2015

Snicker Saturday....Silent See You Edition

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

August 12, 2015

Weimaraner Wednesday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, my nutty Mom sorta took a bloggie break without even consulting me!   Humpf and Ptthththth to that.  BOL    Sorry I've been away for awhile.   I think she was just plain rude.  

Anyway, I'm back in business now and looking forward to catching up with everyone today.  

Yesterday, the postal peeps gave me a special delivery all the way from France!    It's a gorgeous card from my Weimaraner Pal, EASY!    Isn't that so sweet of him?    Check it out::::   

Oh, it smells amazing....a fragrant combination of Weim and Lavender.   

He said that he wanted to say hell-o to me and my peeps and also to:

Frankie and Ernie who are still on a blogging break while they get ready to move.   He wrote in the card that he's crossing paws for a good move and for them to like their new home as much as the one on the hill.   He also reminded them to be sure to take the buried bones and treasures along and be sure all snowfreaks are on board.   BWAR HAR HAR

His BTW BTW said:   "The lavender is from my back yard (not watered by me) but gathered with my own paws."  

That's so great!!!      Easy put his very own sweet smelling herbs right on the card and made it so very special.  


Thanks so much, my very good furiend and I will pass all of your words of wisdom and support to FnE.    They will be thrilled to hear from you!    

PeeS:    FnE are still waiting for an official closing date on their new Pencil Vane E Ah home, so they don't have a exact moving date yet.      Butt, Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs are packing like crazy to get everything ready.     I'll keep everyone posted....stay tuned.   BOL

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

August 05, 2015

Well, well, well....

Hey everyone!
Wow, I finally got back home after my weekend in doggy jail while my peeps went to visit

FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs!  

 I got home Monday night and guess what I found.

This is what Mom's beloved rock wall and flowers looked like while I was home where I belonged and working on guard duty.      This is the BEFORE. 

Gee, aren't they pretty as long as I was here to protect the territory!    All BEFORE.

 Very nice florals there BEFORE.

So, then they go and throw me in the slammer and well,  well,  well.....
lookie at the poor sad plants now that they were left on their own without ole Sarge to serve and protect...

YUP!   Those are plants with MISSING leaves!   BWAR HAR HAR      This is the AFTER.

Well, now doesn't that just beat all?!?      All those pretty plants have been nibbled down to the bare stem.    I guess the local wildlife went wild.    While the Commish is away the hungry critters will play.      Definitely sad plants here in the AFTER pix.

That'll learn 'em.      I should have been right here at home where I belonged and those plants would still be pretty.   Humpf.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

August 01, 2015

My Peeps are Away

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm a lonely pooch today!    My peeps have left me.    That's right!   I'm in doggy jail while they ran off to visit with::::

So, you all heard the news, right?!?      FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs are all moving from Oh-High-Oh to right here in Pencil-Vane-E-Ah within one hour of my house.   OMD We are all so very excited!    Well, because of all that crazy moving work, FnE are on a blogging break.

Since my peeps will be seeing FnE....
do you have any messages you'd like delivered to them???   

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish