April 30, 2011

Snicker Saturday_____No one is listening

Hey everyone!
Wow, my peeps can be really thick-headed sometimes.  Usually I gotta admit they're pretty pawesome and good to me, but every know and then they slack a little.  They get all busy with their own lives and pay no attention to me when I really deserve it!  Pthththththt...that's a big raspberry to them. 

So here's your chuckle for the day.  I don't know which will make you snicker more- my poor, pathetic, neglected, hung dog self (see evidence below), or the fact this this little routine worked!!  I actually had to stay in this pose for about 10 minutes until someone noticed.  But, after the pix were taken, I got treats and some some serious fetch time with my favorite raccoon toy!   BWAR HAR HAR  

BTW:  Here's a bonus belly-laugh courtesy of Mom!   One year ago today, she had her eye surgery so she could quit wearing glasses.  What's so funny about that, you might ask?  Well, see below:

Post op pix!
Granted she was still pretty loopy from the surgery happy drugs,
but still!!      OMD   There's a ton of material in this pix!
The real snicker is that she did all of this because she thought eyeglasses made her look funny!
Mom, I hate to tell you, it isn't the Foster Grants!

Grr and a Knee-slapping Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 29, 2011

My PB Jar

For me!?!


Hmf vfvrbdmd,
Wrw, mfs tstsss grmft! 
Gfrr nnn Wffmt,
Srffm, CMF

April 26, 2011

My Idol

Hey Everyone!
Wow, the party on Saturday was so much fun.  Any time I get to play with my pals in Pawsbang is a good time!   I love drumming.




Maybe if I practice really hard, someday I can be this pawesome!
You can see more of Animal and his buddies at

Until the next gig...KEEP ROCKIN' EVERYONE!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Drummer

April 25, 2011

Wacky Webster week six

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm still sorta tuckered out after the big party Saturday.  Pawsbang rocked the house and I really had a blast with all of you, my Blogville furiends.  Zona Girl, you are the bestest date ever!  I loved every dance we had!!

Anyway, it's Monday and time for my next word verification thingy.  So, here are a couple of the words I got recently as I made comments for all of you.  What do you think these weird words mean??

I can't wait to read your comments on these fun words!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Drummer

April 24, 2011

Sunday Wordy Thingy for Flat George

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I know I'm doing my Wacky Webster word verification series on Mondays, but on Saturday I checked out Flat Georges World Tour and when I made my comment on his picture inside a shark jaw, take a look at the word thingy I got!!!   FG, I hope you don't mind that I took a pix of this...I couldn't believe the coincidence!

Isn't that cool!   Check out the Flat George World Tour, it's amazing!

Grr and a Travelin' Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 23, 2011


Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is one super-pawesome party!   I think it's just great that we have this chance to celebrate Richie's life and help Ronnii party hardy for her barkday!

I'd like to propose a toast.
To Richie...may he smile down on us and be our guardian angel.
To Ronnii...may she enjoy her barkday to the max and have many, many more.
To Richie and Ronnii! 

Thanks, everyone.   Enjoy your drinks.

I brought some appeteasers for all of us to munch on!

Ducky & Beef Jerky!

Donuts, of course!

Peanut Butter Cheery Treats!

Yummy snackers!


Have fun everyone!

Grr and a Festive Woof,
Sarge, PAWSBANG Drummer

April 22, 2011

Surprise Celebration

Glitter Photos
[ - *Glitter Photos*]

Hey everyone!

Let's all celebrate life with a tribute to Richie and a barkday party for Ronnii!

April 18, 2011

Wacky Webster Week Five


Hey Everyone!

Here is my next edition of Wacky Webster.  You know, the one where I show you some of the cool word verification squiggly letter thingies that come up when we comment on our blogs.  I'll tell you what I think these weird words mean and you comment what you think.

This week I'm gonna give a daffy definition for one, and not give anything for the other so all of you can start that one on your own from scratch!  Please let me know what you think of that.

Here we go:
Worters:  A skin condition
ie:  "Norwood, if you don't let those toads alone you're gonna get worters on your tongue!!"
What do you think this means?


Okay, you pups can work on this one by yourselves.
What do you think it means?

Have fun everyone...I know I will really enjoy reading your definitions!

Grr and a Wordy Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 17, 2011

Sunday Loot

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited that Frankie is here this weekend!  We're having a really nice long visit together and we are all having lots of fun.  Frankie is a little cranky because I'm still picking on him just a little, but overall we are enjoying our time together.  Frankie, Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs (check out yesterday's Pantslegs movie!) brought us all kinds of great Spring and Easter goodies.  Just look at all of the loot...we cashed in big time:

Frankie showing us all of our pressies

Check out my newest COP gear...
critter confining cuffs and a criminal bashing club!

New big dog badge and snazzy service weapon!

Wow!   A radio and pix of a cool COP car!
Now I can radio my bestest girl, and Chief Deputy Zona any time I want!  Yipee!!

Here are our new Easter bunnies...not to be confused with Charcoal or even Charcoal.
I told Frankie not to worry, these bunnies won't "a salt or bunnery" him!

I hope you are having as great a weekend as we are!
Grr and a Happy Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 16, 2011

Snicker Saturday Papaw Pantsleg the Movie

Hey everyone!
Wow, this is a big Snicker for today!  I'm always saying how I love Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs...they are Frankie's peeps and they're the coolest.  Anyway, I really like my game with Papaw Pantslegs where I...well...I basically get his pantslegs.  We always play this and I know it's his favorite game.
Here is a video of all the action...   BWAR HAR BHAR

Enjoy your Saturday!
Grr and a Chuckling Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 15, 2011


Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm soooo super excited!  My surprise visitor is my Cousin Frankie!   Here he is in my house...

Hi Frankie!!

Here is where I have to fess up...the truth is that I sort of hassle Frankie while he's here.  I can't seem to help myself.  I'm just territorial that way.  I love the little guy, but I gotta give him grief.  Anyway, Frankie likes to stay in his Warren while we are both inside so that I can't bug him too much.   Here we are facing off.  We'll be posting more over the weekend while we are visiting. 
Wooohooo!  Frankie and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs are here!!

Grr and an Excited Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 14, 2011

Shhhhh - It is a Secret Surprise

Hey Everyone!

Wow, I've got a huge big surprise coming on Friday!   Tune back in to see who's coming to visit me!!!

What Mom??  Who did you say?!?

Grr and an Excited Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 11, 2011

Wacky Webster Week Four

Hey Everyone!
Welcome back to my Wacky Webster series.  You know...the one where I show you those weird word verification thingies and ask you for your ideas on a definition for the words.

This has been super fun for me so far and you pups are all REALLY REALLY creative with your thoughts.   Okay, here are the entries for this week:

This one is really cool to me!   I picture a very happy pack of peeps and pup.
Rescound:  Term for a rescued dog.

Mishark:  Female stunt double in the movie Jaws.

There you what do you think these mean??!!  Please feel free to comment what you think.

Grr and a Wordy Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 10, 2011

I Got Pressies

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I hope you have all been visiting with The Teachers Pets!  That is one fun blog!  On Saturdays there is this pawesome photo caption contest...and guess who won!  Yes, Frankie won once too, but I meant that I WON!!  I was so super excited.  Here is the great package I got in the mail...


Hey, look closer at that packet!

YEEHAA that's my name!!

Wow, that pack has my name written all over it!! Get it?!?  It is so pawesome that Buster got me cool yummers with my name.  Pretty cool and I am sending a huge big Sarge THANK YOU for the great gift.
I love the Silly Saturday Caption Contest. 
Check it out's a blast!

Grr and a Grateful Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 09, 2011

Snicker Saturday I cant help myself

Hey everyone!
Happy Snicker Saturday to all of you in Blogville.  I hope you have a pawesome weekend. 

Well, here's your weekly snicker...this time at my own expense. 
I have to be honest and confess my love for smelly shoes.  I can't help myself.  At the end of a long day, Mom and Dad take off their stinky, sweaty, nasty shoes and I'm right there waiting!!   Here is the proof:

There you have it!  My embarassing habit.   Hey, one peep's yuck is another pup's fun.  You gotta admit that I do this with gusto!  Any weird habit worth doing is worth doing right!

Enjoy your day.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 04, 2011

Wacky Webster Week Three

Hey Everyone!
Wow, another week has gone by and it's time again for my series Wacky Webster.  You all know how this one works...I show you a couple of the word verification thingies I've seen lately as I comment in Blogville, then you comment to tell me what you think the words mean.   Very easy and I hope as much fun for you as it is for me.   Here we go:

Comic book sound effect.
ie:  When Batman finally got sick of Robin and punched him in the nose, the caption read "Wapdth!"

Term to describe the genre or style of graffiti done by street artists.

What do you think these mean??

BTW:  Did everyone see Judge Reminton's post?!?  He has sentenced the Nut Cracker Gang!
Check him out!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 02, 2011

Snicker Saturday Dad Clothes

Hey Everyone!
Wow, a huge happy Saturday to all of Blogville!   Here's a chuckle complements of my dad.  This is one thing about Dad that always makes Mom giggle and teehee.  For some reason, he insists on wearing clothes until they absolutely disintegrate!  Do your Dad's do this???  I really would like to know because it sure puzzles me and Mom.   Underclothes are especially likely to be kept until they don't look much like clothing...rags maybe, but clothing no.  I can tell you I'd never wear a bandana or collar that looks like these.   Here's you chuckle...Mom found this (used to be) teeshirt in the laundry:

Here's the funniest was in the freshly washed, ready to wear again, laundry that he just washed!

Seriously, he washed this so he can wear it again!   BWAR HAR HAR  BOL BOL
Mom always sneaks and throws these out, 'cause if she asks him, he says he'll "still wear that around the house or to do yard work".   WHAT?!?!?!?   Gotta be a peep joke!

So, do your Dad peeps do this too?

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

April 01, 2011


Hello Citizens of Blogville.   As Chief of Police, I am pleased to announce the arrest of the infamous Nut Cracker gang.  The suspects were into custody this morning without (much) incident.  They are now lodged in the Blogville jail and the victims Trick and Pinto have been rescued unharmed. 

The suspects are in jail and are awaiting further action by Judge Remington who will be handling the judicial process in this case.  We are confident that our evidence including photos taken during recent stakeouts, witness statements, and findings made by Pip and Puddles will result in the conviction of the suspects in this case.  We have complete confidence in Judge Remington and his handling of the matter.
Here come the Judge, here come the Judge, here come the Judge!!!

Following is a detailed look at the arrests from early this morning.

Zona:  "Get Down Now!! Down, Down!"

Sarge:  "Put 'em Up!  Hands!  Let's see those hands!"

Cuffed, cuffed, cuffed!

In the slammer!

Get used to those bars, pal!

We thank the citizens of Blogville for their patience and support
during this lengthy investigation.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Chief
Zona, Chief Deputy
Pip, Chief of Detectives
Puddles, Private Investigator
Mona, Civilian Desk Clerk