February 27, 2015

FFHT from The Girls

Hello Blogville Darlings!    We crabby girls are all agog to be participating in Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails with our splendid doodle friends Murphy and Stanley.   Goodness this is such a fun series and we are pleased to have our first run at the event.

It was so much better
than we could ever imagine,
that pet store made us fretter
now our life's like a pageant.

The Hands brought us home
from that store that was awful,
and now we won't roam
because our lives are so full.

The new crabitat was scary
when we first moved in here,
but now we find it airy
and we have nothing to fear.

We have so much fun
and love life with our friends,
many adventures we have run
and hope the love here never ends.

This is our Blogville story
and we clack our claws with glee,
because we never worry
since more adventures are sure to be.

The end.

Goodness that was so much fun!  
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon
The B.O.S. Girls

February 25, 2015

February 24, 2015

Brush Your Teeth Day

Hey Everyone!
Wow, our Co-Mayorz Murphy and Stanley are reminding us today to take care of our pearly white chompers!    BOL    No problem...

Here's how that gets done in my house:

I can't pretend to say I love it, but I tolerate it because that paste is CHICKEN flavored!   BOL

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

February 23, 2015

Crabby Monday...Flashback Edition

Hello, Blogville Darlings!    Goodness, we crabby girls are seriously crabby about the frigid winter weather here.    Teeheehee    Okay, we know it's supposed to be cold and snowy, but we're tropical gals and we are losing our sense of humor now.    Anyway, we have all buried in our warm sand and refuse to come out until the weather improves.

Meanwhile, we would not want to risk you forgetting all about us, so here is a FLASHBACK to a time when Oceana had not yet joined us and Shelldon was trying to add a little excitement to our crabitat.

Do any of you remember this?????
The date was September 24th of 2012...

This is me, Shelldon, asking all of you for some help.

See, I'm always looking for fun ways to liven up our crabitat and generally give Beachnut and me some excitement.  I tried the S&B good.   Beachnut hated the noise, the crowds, the exhaust, the terror of getting squashed.  Okay, I can see her point on that one.  I tried the S&B Golf good.  Beachnut hated the noise, the crowds, and the terror of getting whacked by a 9 iron.  Okay, so I can see her point on that one too.

Well, this time I thought I had the perfect idea!
Here's the sign for our new adventure!

Isn't this great?!?    
I thought it was a fabulous idea!   A dinosaur theme park!

 Just look at the layout!
It's so perfect.  Lots of dinos all over the place.  
On the ground, in the water, in the air!

Was Beachnut impressed......NO NO NO!   OH MY CLAWD did she ever throw another fit!  She really hit the crabitat roof over this one.   "What have you done now, Shelldon!?!" she screamed.  "These things are gigantic...and have big teeth...and WHAT IS THIS?!?"
 I tried to calm her down....I told her, that's the S&B Dinosaur Theme Park TAR PIT, of course!  It's a important part of the park.  OMC I think she's missing the novelty of this!
Look at the dinos in the Tar Pit...burble, glub, blurple...they're sinking right in. It's just like the real thing!     There's Beachnut looking it over.  Not impressed.   She thinks we'll get stuck in there and end up packed into a barrel of oil.

I finally just stayed over here next to the pond and laid low while she fretted and complained.  I just don't get it.  DO YOU?!?   Can you friends help me understand?!?  OMC she's steamed.
 BTW: Cool purple stegosaur in that pond, huh!
 BTW again:  Check out that cool fossil behind me!  The Hands brought this back to us from their recent vacation.  Right next to that blue-n-white dino's head, you can see a dark colored shell fossil.  That's so awesome!   Perfect for our park.  

Here's Beachnut walking away in a huff.  "This is CRAZY!" she hollered at me.

I think peeps will love it.  I told her, "Hey, the kids will think it's great!"   To which she replied, "You dummy...we don't HAVE ANY KIDS!".

Shesh.  I give up.  I've already started to dismantle the dino park.  Boohoo.

Say, does anyone out there need a TRex or Pterodactyl?  Cheap?    Okay, Free?   OMC this is bad.

Little Pinches,
Surprised Shelldon
and Bothered Beachnut

Thank you all so much, our glamorous Blogville friends,  for joining us in the crawl down memory lane.     Happy Crabby Monday to you all.     BTW:  When is Spring?!?   POL
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon

February 18, 2015

February 16, 2015

A Crime At The Dance

Hey everyone!
Wow, the Heart 2 Heart Dance was so much fun!     The members of your Blogville Police Department were working to ensure everyone's safety and security.    We did a full sweep of the hotel on the day before the dance and everything was all set.        During the dance, officers were still working to keep everything running smoothly and it all went perfectly.

Well, after the big dance was over, Top Cop Bites and I noticed someone who didn't quite belong.  BWAR HAR HAR

Hey Bites, I think that's a member of the PT Crasher Gang!   Isn't that Samson "The Mouth" hanging around over there?!?

Oh, yup it is....this can't be good.   He's up to something fur sure.     We knew from the recent Police Training Academy that he's one of the Most Wanted from the PTC Gang.   His favorite crime is carjacking.   Hmmmmm....

He went straight for an unguarded Limo that was parked outside the dance.     We'll fix his little red wagon.   BOL

Okay, so the standard pawcuffs were totally useless.  

In the end, we got our man...or um....rooster.    We cuffed and stuffed...or um...lasso-ed and stuffed him and hauled his birdie butt to jail.        His limojacking was foiled and the guests all had their vehicles ready for them at the end of the dance.   *WHEW*

We're really glad that this was the only incident and it was handled quickly and quietly.   No harm, no FOUL!    Get it....fowl?!?     BWAR HAR HAR    ahem.

Just wait until this guy goes to court!    That'll be an interesting trial fur sure.    Get used to those bars Samson "The Mouth" because you're in for a long stretch!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

February 14, 2015

Heart 2 Heart Valentine's Day Dance

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the big day!    It's time for our fabulous Mayorz Murphy and Stanley to host our Valentine's celebration.    The Heart 2 Heart Valentine's Day Dance is TODAY!   WHOOOHOOO!

Be sure to stop by and visit The Doods for all of the day's events all around Blogville.    They have worked really hard to coordinate a spectacular event for us.

I'm so very honored to have the lovely Cinderella as my date!    Yente Ruby hooked us up and I'm really glad because we are having a wonderful time together.

 Isn't she gorgeous?!?    She's wearing her signature pink and I gave her a pretty bouquet of flowers.

The dance hall is decorated perfectly!      

 Of course, Chef Sasha arranged for a delish meal and Cinderella and I were enjoying every single bite.    We gotta build up our strength for the dancing later!   BOL

 After a bite, we were ready for some sweet desserts!   YUM.

We spent some time mingling with Frankie.    He's always fun at a party and Ernie is busy enjoying his time with Roxy.   Everyone is having a blast!    

OMD the time is flying right by!    It's almost time for the dancing to get started.   We better get changed into our boogie clothes.   BWAR HAR HAR

 Okay, that's better!     It's too hard to cut-a-rug in those gorgeous, formal clothes.   *WHEW*    This is still fashionable, but much easier to bust a move.   BOL       Cinderella is so very pretty in her lovely pink scarf.    Gosh, I'm the luckiest pooch in the whole place.

 Wow, she can really move out here!        The music is perfect and we're having such fun.    Good thing we fueled up with some foodables and sugar sweets...we need the extra energy!

 Oh, my poor paws are getting so tired, but I hardly notice.   We're having too much fun to slow down now.  

All too soon the party was over!   Boooooo.   I hate to see it end.

Cinderella, you have been a most wonderful date and I've enjoyed every minute with you.   You are gorgeous and so very fun.    I hope you've had as much fun as me and I'd like to give you a gentlemanly little smooch before we leave tonight.    *slurp*     
Thank you for being so wonderful and I will remember our Heart 2 Heart Dance furever.

And, thanks bunches to our Mayorz Murphy and Stanley for hosting this great event.   You guys are super furiends and great community leaders.    Excellent work and everyone had a blast.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Lucky Hound

February 13, 2015

Pre Dance Security Sweep

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so excited that tomorrow is our Mayorz Murphy and Stanley's big Heart 2 Heart Dance!    Before everyone gathers for the event, your Blogville Police Department will make sure that everything is safe and sound.   Yup, we're ON DUTY!

Top Cop Bites and I are checking over everything at the hotel to be sure it is all in order and ready for everyone to arrive.

While Bites checks out the roof, I'm in the crawl spaces to be sure there are no suspicious devices and no suspicious characters are lurking about.    Nothing here but dirt and concrete and piping!   BOL   That's actually perfect, just the way it's supposed to be here.     So far, so good.

After Bites checked out the hotel personnel, we both did an inspection of all luggage and packages.    Things are still looking great, but we're on guard for anything to be amiss. 

Check out Top Cop Sidebite to see what all he was working on today.    We're alert for any strange happenings and will be ready to secure the area and ensure everyone has a fabulous time on Saturday.   Gotta be sure that the PT Crasher Gang is kept out of trouble.  BOL  

See you all at the big Dance tomorrow!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

February 11, 2015

Wordless Wednesday....Snow Snow Snow

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

February 09, 2015

Crabby Monday...Not Tropical

We crabby girls most especially do NOT appreciate this frigid weather!     We are protesting and vow to stay tightly and warmly buried in our crabitat sand until this chilly situation improves.  POL

Goodness, we are tropical ladies, and this weather is definitely NOT!    Teeheehee   Brrrrrr

Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon

February 07, 2015

Snicker Saturday... Modern Art

Hey everyone!
Wow, it was a wonderful week for our Blogville Police Department and I'm so very proud of everyone.   The trainers did as amazing as the trainees and everyone graduated.   If you missed the ceremony, click back one post to see the event.

Anyway, it's time for another laugh to kick off the weekend....

Check out the stylish modern artwork I made for Mom when she got home the other day!!

Look a little closer::::

I'm still begging Mom to figure a way to hang this on the refrigerator!  BOL   Hmmm maybe it should be IN the refrigerator.   Ewwwww, maybe not.  

Hope that gave you a chuckle today, my furiends.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish