February 06, 2015


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"Welcome to the Blogville Police Academy
2015 Graduation Ceremony!
I am Commissioner Sarge and it's my honor to be here as we celebrate the completion of your training and your appointment as Blogville Police Department Officials."

"Each of you worked very hard and showed true dedication to your studies and your training.   Your reward is to join an honorable department and begin an honorable career in law enforcement."

"And now, it is my pleasure to introduce today's guest speaker.   His lifetime commitment to police work is legendary and he will certainly inspire us today.   Please welcome, McGruff!"

"Recruits, I can tell you from personal experience that this is the most rewarding profession a pooch can have.   I began my career in July of 1980 and have never looked back.  My work with schools and children has spread the word about fighting crime and being good citizens."

"So, as you hit the streets and do your duty, remember to always perform to your best abilities.  Be fair and just.   Be firm.   Never forget your mission to protect and serve.   Congratulations to you all.  
And as always, TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME!
Thank you"

"Thank you, McGruff, for your words of wisdom."
"And now, the band will play a few patriotic marches as we continue our celebration."

"Thank you so much for that exciting music."

"Now that your training is complete, you are ready to join the Blogville Police Department.   I am joined by Top Cop Bites, Deputy Top Cop Ranger, and Training Officer Sully as we present your certificates. 

Please come forward when I call your names and accept your shield."

Freya Rose

 " I now present your official Class Plaque.   This will be proudly displayed in the BPD station to honor the Class of 2015."

"And now, you are no longer RECRUITS!"
"Please join me as we move outside where the skies will fill with planes to honor your accomplishment.   Feel free to celebrate with the traditional hat toss!"

"As a special surprise bonus, I pawsonally have handled all of the recent damage to our fleet of SegWays.   The costs have been covered out of the department slush fund.   I would have used the donut fund, but it's been devastated and thoroughly drained by the munching this week.   BOL   Ahem.   Anyway, no one need worry about paycheck docks to cover the repairs.   My little gift to all of you for a job well done."
"Be sure to proceed to the party where Ruby will provide refreshments.   Thank you."

Grr and and Official Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner


Ranger said...

WOW..... dat was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G !!!!!!
Da band and fighter jets were grrrrrreat.
Pees..... thanks for covering da Segway damages. Your da best.

Julie said...

I passed? Really? ...... WooHoo, I really passed!
Wow, let the celebrations begin........yay!!!!
Lives and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Two French Bulldogs said...

Congratulations officers!!!
Lily & Edward

WFT Nobby said...

You really let them ALL graduate…..?

Little Miss Titch said...

Woohoo!Yeah Baby!Dudes We did lets party!xx Speedy

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
ahem.. a bit like Bertie, there is a small concern regarding a couple being ragged round the segways... but I know that all the senior officers will keep things upright and pawtinent...Well done to all for their efforts and may you all grow in your roles to form one of the best Pawlice Forces around!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Fantastic graduation ceremony! We can't believe Dui passed! We don't think he can quite believe it himself. He can now go out on the street with SOME authority!

Little Miss Titch said...

The Party carries on over my place after Ruby's,xx SPeedy

My Mind's Eye said...

Oh Sarge you make me weak in the knees when I see you in that uniform.
Bravo to all the graduates this was a fine ceremony!!! I feel 10xs safer now
Running late here. My peeps left me for 2:30 hours this afternoon to go to a movie.They made it home just minutes before my appointed supper
Hugs madi your bfff

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD O M D this is the bestest and most OFFICIOUS Graduation Ceremony we have EVER EVER EVER had.
What a FABULOUS FABULOUS MEMORY fur our new OFFICERS to cherish fur EVER.
Sorry that the Donut fund was so sorely depleted.. nearly DEFEEEEEETED..
butt am glad that you have that Slushy Snow Fund to help out..

BRAVO to the Trainers and to the BAND and to the NEW OFFICERS...

Anonymous said...

Thanks much Boss...At first I was worried we could pull this off an get all these newbies through the school to graduation, Ranger and the staff did a good job. Now it's time to get to work!


The Daily Pip said...

Hurray for all the new officers!!!

Brinley Westie said...

Yippee!! I passed!!

Thanks so much fur overlookin' dat shakey shake incident wiff dose coupla apprehended moles...

Sumtimes instinkt just takes ovfur...

Idaho PugRanch said...

Congrats to all the recruits!!!!!
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... I passed ..... Fair dinkum?????? I can't believe it .... I was so confused!!!!! Thanks Officer Bites .... I'll do a good job .... I promise ..... I won't let Blogville down. Crikey ...... I passed. Who'd have thought????????

Murphy said...

That was a wonderful ceremony! Very dignified! We have so enjoyed this series!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Kinley Westie said...

Take a bite outta crime? From now on, all skwerrils are named Crime.

Cowspotdog said...

well done class of 2015

Sully said...

Pawesome speech Commish. I was very impressed that you got McGruff to come to the graduation and bark. What a treat.

Aroo to you,

Millie and Walter said...

Congrats to all the new recruits. We sure feel safe now that you all are on the job.

GOOSE said...

Wooo hoooo and congrats to all the recruits! What a fire looking bunch of officers. I feel much safer knowing they are on the job.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

What a wonderful graduation ceremony Srge, we are so proud of ur little Arty!!
Dory, Jakey & Bilbo

Unknown said...

Nice one Sarge and applaws, applaws to all who passed. Bravo. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Anonymous said...

Concatulations to all of you who graduated! I for one feel so much safer knowing you all are on patrol day and night - night and day (except for naps and meals of course)!!

Hip Hip Hooray!
Hugs, Sammy

Lovable Lily said...

A BIG congratulations to all of our newest Officer's. That was a lot of hard work so we're happy that they all passed their tests.

Your team did an amazing job Sarge!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Clap, clap, clap. Whooohoooo!

sprinkles said...

Wow, that was such an impressive ceremony! I love that you had music AND fighter jets there!

Congrats to everyone!

easyweimaraner said...

wow... that was a touching ceremony... I can't believe that I'm a pawlice-weim now.... what will my silvermistygrey furmily say, when they have spent their time at La Santé?
Easy Rider