June 25, 2012

Crabby Monday...OMC OMC

Hi Blogville!
Beachnut here.  Sometimes living with that nutty Shelldon is a real challenge.  Remember last week when she invited a relative from the country to stay with us for a few days?!?  What a mess!  Check out what happened while I was busy cleaning out my attic...

Oh My Clawed!  Oh My Clawed!  Oh My Clawed!   
What happened here?

I don't care if it was that *&^%$#@ cousin's idea...
what did you do?!?  
Look at this place!

 You turned our crabitat into a *&%^#@  racetrack?  
I don't believe this!

  OMC...what a mess!

Shelldon, I don't care if you do have a bunch of spectators!  
I want peace and quiet around here!   

So, there you have it friends.  Definitely a good reason for me to be a little crabby.  Shelldon has really done it this time.  Oh, the noise, the crowds, the car engines, the smoke, the mess!  Oh My Clawd she owes me big-time for this one!

Little Pinches,
Beachnut (& Shelldon)


tubby3pug said...

Im a teacher and we had a crab as our class pet, but it never did much maybe it needed a more exciting environment

urban hounds

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...



I am STUNNED... Your Cussin has caused Shelldon to become one of those NASCrab Race Fans???
AND INSTALLED a TRACK right in your Crabitat??? OMC OMC LOOK at all the Speckled Taters up there in the STANDS??? I had no Idea NASCrab racing was SOOOOO PUPular.
NO WONDER you are Crabby Beachnut. It must have been HORRID to clean up after. All that LITTER and discarded Tires and stuffs.. THIS is HORRID..
POLLUTION Everywhere...
butt WAIT... WHO WON??

3 doxies said...

At least hers didn't like has a jockey lot or sand sell...dat would be like a garage sell but since ya'll not has a garage I called it a sand sell...which really confused me cuz I kept wanting to say sand shell...never mind, I'll go nows.

I hopes her learned her lesson when it comes to country cussins.


Unknown said...

BOL Sarge ,we like! Have a good day now!
Best wishes Molly

The Daily Pip said...

Oh Sheldon, you are funny! Maybe you two should enter one of the Olympic competitions!

Your pal, Pip

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, Beachnut, I can't believe you're having to put up with that! Doesn't Sheldon know that you both have to agree to any major crabitat changes?! I think you should take this up with the Hands and get this fixed asap!

Declan said...

See what you're saying mate. Masybe some ear plugs (do crabs have ears....?!) Deccy x

GOOSE said...

How do you sleep with all that racing going on around you? I'd be crabby too.

Dachshund Nola said...

Uh oh! Someone's in trouble!

Finn said...

Too funny! You can never trust those relatives from the country!!

Millie and Walter said...

You had me giggling through this whole post.


Bassetmomma said...

Hmmmm......maybe if you were to charge admission, you wouldn't have to be so crabby about it Beachnut! LOL!

Ziggy Stardust said...

Beachnut, I can understand why you are so upset with all the noise and trash and crabby friends going potty everywhere. Take a deep breath relax, find your third eye. Perhaps if you find yourself a little box, you can get in and escape from it all. I just happen to be hosting the boxing event for the Olympics and if you do find yourself in a box, please come and participate in my event while you are at it. Sheldon is silly sometimes but I am sure he means well. Good luck and remember, relax my little crabby pal.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. did you see how I worked the Olympics in there hehehe

Ziggy Stardust said...

p.s.s. if you talk to Sarge can you ask him to send me as many bashed chipmunks as he can. Thanks

Loveys Sasha

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Shelldon, interesting features in your crabitat. The neighbors look a tad suspicious. Maybe they'll all go home soon.

Shawn said...

Beachnut, I do agwee you needs to enter the Olympics beclaws, iffin fow nutin else, you always makes my Mom laugh!! I must say you awe a wittle bit cwabby and you do use alots of HBO words...comes to fink bout it..that's pwobably why Mom likes you!!!!
your furiend,

Sweet William The Scot said...

Well that could shock you right out of your shells!
Sweet William The Scot

Sagira said...

I think you need to claw your way into one of those cars and just drive away!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bruhaahaahaa! Be careful crossing the road!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Backcountry Brodie said...

I do not think I would like it one bit if'n my hidey spot got turned in to a (shudder) racetrack. I feel your pain, Beachnut. I say fill up their gas tanks with sand - I hear the boy did that to mom's car when he woz a little puppeh and let's just say mom did not do any racing fur a while, BOL.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word Sheldon!!
Benny & Lily

Unknown said...

Sarge pop over there is an award to collect!
Best wishes Molly

Beans4Biscuits said...

if there was an event for most CRABtastic CRABitat, that would so be the winner!!

Sugar the Who

Anonymous said...

Hey!, Sidebite Likes it, he's of to get his helmet and racing shoes.


Pees; Sarge you can, no will, enter 5 of the events, so find some dancing partners for the relays.