Crabby Girls For SOS

Hello, darlings!    S ave   O ur   S arge !!!

 
This is such a monumental day here in our crabitat.  Our dearest Sarge is the subject of Mayor Madi's court and Frankie is joining her to work on his behalf.  Also, our marvelous and adorable friends Ranger and Casey have been posting their support for our dog-housed Chief of Police.  And the gorgeous Sasha has demonstrated her backing of Sarge and has her Pizza Truck at the courthouse to provide refreshments for all of Blogville.

 

Courtesy of Ranger!

As you probably know, The Hands said that Sarge bit a hand and so they have taken his blog and his Chief of Police title!    SHOCKING!   We crabby girls have been working our leggies  like mad to keep the blog up to snuff, but we certainly did not ask for this or have anything to do with the situation.  Please, darling friends, do not believe that we are behind this at all.  We are behind Sarge!  

  We crabby girls are so very very grateful for all of the love and devotion of our, and Sarge's, friends.  We have quietly kept Sarge informed and we can report that he is enormously humbled and thankful for all of you.  He is desperate to get this difficulty settled!

We will be so very anxious for an outcome to this day's event.  Ooooh there is such commotion!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

A Case for The Hand

Hello, Blogville.

THE HAND here to attempt to set the record straight.

SARGE BIT ME!!!!

Let me say that again, for those of you who might have missed the first sentence...
SARGE BIT ME!!!!

Okay?  Whew, it feels better to get that out there for all to see.   Yes, he really did.   Now, I won't testify that it was a horrible, near-death experience.   I swear under oath that there was no broken skin, no blood, no amputation, no nasty bruising.   But, I also testify before all that he REALLY DID BITE ME!    The scene involved the camera and my attempts to take a series of photos for use on Sarge's blog.   Yes, I was working for HIM.  Apparently, he got tired of the process and as I reached for his collar HE BIT MY POINTER FINGER.   For those of you with only paws or claws or fins or talons and not fingers, YES THEY HURT WHEN BITTEN!    No permanent damage done, but it did hurt.

Under cross examination, I freely admit that at the time I unleashed (lol) a shocking string of HBO words that would make a sailor blush.   Yes, I did.   But, I maintain that I was provoked, and chomped on at the time and therefore under duress.  And that's the facts, jacks.

So, no blog and no Chief of Police job.   Ptthththttthhht.   There, take that, Sarge!

I ask the court of public opinion...Were you all aware that HE BIT ME???

Oh, and by the way, the poor Crabby Girls had no clue about this!   They are not part of any subversive attempt to overthrow Sarge.  Someone had to take over the blog, and they are much cuter and funnier than me!  BOL/MOL/POL

The prosecution rests.
The (sore) Hand
 

Crabby Monday...Prize and Music

Hello darlings.   We crabby girls are continuing our efforts to maintain the spirit of our blog, while Sarge remains here:

in the doghouse for his surprising bout of bad manners!  As you may have already heard, yes Sarge bit one of The Hands.  OMC we are still stunned to report that The Hands have taken his blog and stripped him of his Chief of Police title.   We hope someday life will return to normal.


Meanwhile, have you heard that we are hosting a drawing?!?   Yes, we most certainly are doing that very thing.  PinchOutLoud.   Here are the details:

The rules are quite simple.  Merely follow our fabulous PET BLOGGER MALL to be entered in a random drawing for a PRIZE!  On June 1, every official Follower will be eligible.  Click on the name PET BLOGGER MALL to check out the excitement.  This will be such a wonderful place for culture, arts and of course shopping.  Don't miss out.

Well, dears, that is not all that we ladies have been doing lately.  

Our latest adventure will add a trendy and chic flavor to Blogville; 

we have formed our very own MUSIC GROUP!   

In addition to the cultural advantage, IT'S JUST PLAIN FUN!    POL

INTRODUCING:

 SURF JAMMERS are available to add island flavor and glamorous style 

to any Blogville event or party.   

Our long legs have been super busy practicing and perfecting our steel drum techniques and we are READY TO ENTERTAIN!   OMC even during practice, we are fabulously feminine and lovely, don't you agree?!? 

We can play for hours and never chip a leg-tip.  

The perfect blend of glam and music!

Ciao, darlings.
Shelldon, Beachnut, and Oceana
SURF JAMMERS