Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's time for another look at life as the Blogville Police Commissioner! I have the bestest job in Blogville, I think. Today, it's Spring Cleaning time. YUCK BOL
Holy Cow! OMD I had no clue I was this far behind on my filing. Cripes I'll never get this done. Maybe I need an assistant. Hmmmm Gotta think about that. We sure do lots of reports.
Spring's a great time to get my Uniform dry cleaned too. Smells a little musty. BOL ahem. Hope they don't crush my snazzy hat!
I'm even taking time out to check over the BPD vehicles. Here's our transport van. Oh, the staff has done an amazing job of keeping this clean. We transport some icky criminals...like Samson "The Mouth" and I didn't even find one little feather. Someone managed to take care of any chicken poop. BWAR HAR HAR
I didn't even find any empty donut boxes in our cars! I never expected to find any full ones. BWAR HAR HAR Everyone cleaned up their coffee cups too. PERFECT.
Excellent job, everyone! I'm giving gold stars to all of the BPD employees for keeping the department ship-shape. Woohooooo!
OKAY, BPD EMPLOYEES: Feel free to join me for Working Wednesday! You don't have to wait for an event or for anyone else to start working. You can do it! Why not show us what you are up to on the job?!? Are you patrolling? Giving tickets? Investigating something? Walking a beat? Writing a report? Bandaging a boo-boo? Let's show Blogville what we're doing these days.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish



