Guys Day Joke Room

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the coolest day to be a guy!    It's Frankie and Ernie's GUYS DAY!
Be sure to visit FnE to get the links to all of the day's events....unless you're a girl, of course.   BWAR HAR HAR



Step into my GUYS CAVE and prepare to laugh.    This is our official GUYS DAY JOKE ROOM!   Come on in, have a seat, tell a few belly-busters.

As you can see, the stage is complete with a Bark-O-Lounger!

Up first, our host FRANKIE:

  Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

 Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!








Here's another jokester to tickle your funny bone:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

 

Oh, that's a howler!      From Chester and Joey at The Daily Bone:  








Our own Co-Mayorz Murphy & Stanley have one for us:

Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!    Great one Doods!

Our pal Gussie is hanging around and he loved that joke!   He's our best fan and audience member today.  Thanks for the support, buddy!   :)










Here's our buddy Speedy!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane. 

Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy! 

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. 

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop! 

 Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny 

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line 

Wow, Speedy, those were great...someone rolled off their chair!   :)











Here's a scene from Easy and it's sure to get a laugh and a wag!

That's one we can all relate to fur sure!   BWAR HAR HAR









Our next jokester is our pal Bertie!    Jump up on the BarkOLounger and go to it!

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihauhuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Here's a belly buster from Edward!

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room, BOL










Here's our pal Dui with another joke for everyone!

Oh, that's so funny I think he cracked himself up with that one!   BOL










Arty is taking his turn on the stage now!

Wow, that one will make you think a little!   Great joke my furiend!










Speaking of thinking:::   Lassie and Benji have a riddle for us next:::

Note: The answer is a word with 4 letters. Here are 3 clues for you to guess the 4 letter word. - - - -
Clue 1- this word as a noun is a type of fish.
Clue 2- this word as a verb means complain.
Clue 3- what kind of "pet" does a "car" have. (Hint: its 6 letters long and lots of times u see celebrities posing with red ones like them).

Now just subtract the last 2 letters of that word and you'll find the 4 letter answer.

(In case you didn't figure out clue 3 the answer was CARPET minus ET spells CARP)
Answer:  CARP










Bentley's taking a turn next!    I bet he has a really funny one for us.

Why do most dogs make bad dancers?  They have two left feet!

OMD that's a great one, Bentley!    So true, so true!









The Joke Room Bark-O-Lounger now features our furiend Ranger!

Oh, that's a great technojoke!   BWAR HAR HAR









OMD OMD    CRASHER ALERT!     IT's A GIRL!!!

Well, okay, she's a girl, but that's a really cool joke and it's about a Dad, so it's fine.   Thanks for joining in Laika.   









Our pal Nin has our next joke:   Go for it, Nin!   You are one cool kitty furiend.

Q:      What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? 
A:      A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!






Oreo is taking a turn in the BarkOLounger next!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

AND OMD IT's ANOTHER GIRL!   Addi jumped in...

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Hope you had fun guys!   Be sure to check out all of the other events going on today.
Grr and a Manly Woof,
Sarge, GUY