February 02, 2015

Welcome to your Blogville Police Academy

*** ahhhemmm  ...  er  ...  cough*cough  ...   arrhmm **

Good morning, recruits!  
I am Police Commissioner Sarge and it is my honor to
welcome you to your Blogville Police Training Academy!

Here you will learn all of the skills needed to become the bestest Blogville Police Department employee you can be.    

 Be sure to listen to your instructors.    Study and work hard and you will do well.   

This is an excellent class of recruits and you will all become good furiends and co-workers during the week ahead.   Your instructors have high expectations for you....and Ruby has donuts for you!  
BOL Ahem.   
So, be prepared to learn and practice your skills.   You are in for an exciting week.

Best of luck to you all.

Your Schedule Is As Follows:

Sidebite:  Chain of Command, Dept Assets, Recruit Introduction.
Ranger:  Schedule, Classes, Officer Tools, Weapons Practice.

Feb 3:
Sully:  Security/Patrol Duties, WalkieTalkie, Take Downs, Driving.
Sully & Ranger:   Skills Exercises, Obstacle Course, Driving Practice

Feb 4:
Bentley/Pierre:  Tracking, Evidence Collection, Skills Practice.
Hailey:  Paperwork/Reports, Jail Procedures, Guard Duty.
Hailey & Ranger:  Lockup Practice.

Feb 5:
Zaphod:  Detective Work, Interviewing, Arrest Procedures, Rights.
Zaphod & Ranger:  Skills and Arrest Practice.
Sidebite:  Most Wanted List

Feb 6:
Sidebite:  Written and Verbal Testing.
Ranger:   Field Testing
Sarge:   Graduation Ceremony
Sidebite:  Assignments and Duties
Ruby:  Donut Party

Oz:   Daily Transportation to Classes and Activities

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commissioner


The Daily Pip said...

Great job, Sarge! Don't scratch ...bawhahahahahahha! That's a tough one.

Julie said...

Okay Bossman Sarge, I promise to do my best and pay attentions!
Er....when's the puppicino break ?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Laika said...

Is there only one female in your police class? Is it maybe a little bit discriminated? Just asking LOL :)

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

We's gonna feel sooooo safe in Blogville with a Police Force like this. ;)

Katie said...

Great job Sarge! Thanks for always keeping me on my hooves. Kiss to my Crabby Girls.

Unknown said...

Amber is so right....Blogville will feel mighty safe these days. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

We are comforted to know that Blogville will be VERY safe. Those are some mighty fine looking Recruits!

Lily Belle & Muffin

Unknown said...

Best of luck to all the new recruits! Train hard!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

No Scratching???
Surely they will be allowed to Sniff the the other recruits though, won't they???

Backcountry Brodie said...

No scratching? Well, I suppose that be OK if'n you can still do licking, BOL!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Hope every buddy is listening good
Lily & Edward

easyweimaraner said...

I will clean my ears to understand efurry word... it's impawtant to be on alert if they close the palice stations at 5pm in my area..
btw: I don't wear underwear, hope that works too?

stellaroselong said...

I must have missed the memo.
Angus Mc.

My Mind's Eye said...


Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Clap, clap, clap. Well done Sarge. It is going to be a great week.

WFT Nobby said...

For sure Ruby has the best job!

M. K. Clinton said...

Officers Bentley and Pierre are reporting to the academy! Sir, yes sir! Can we munch on donuts in the classroom? Teaching makes me hungry. ☺ You look super cool in your uniform. P.S. Frankie and Ernie probably ARE in their underwear! BOL!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That's a full schedule. We hope there are some Bitey-face breaks for Dui, he's going to need them.

Anonymous said...

Outstanding Boss, Barharhar, picture them in their underwear.

Top Cop Bites

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
APPLAWS APPLAWS... Blogville already feels safer!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Kinley Westie said...

Donuts? Oh boy!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Yessir Mr... mean Sarent...I mean, I will do my best Sir!!
Smiley Salute!

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... I'm all ears. When's the donut break?????

Murphy said...

We are sure you inspired the new recruits!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Sully said...

Way to motivate the new recruits Commish!

Aroo to you,

Ziggy Stardust said...

That is a great class you have got there Sarge. I am sure they have much to learn and you will be an excellent example to all of them. I sleep better at night knowing you are out there protecting me.

Loveys Sasha

Ziggy Stardust said...

p.s. I will be happy to supply free donuts, just let me know how many you need.