January 31, 2015

Snicker Saturday...Freaky Foodables

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is a weird Snicker for today fur sure!    So, my peeps left me for about 87 hours this morning.   They said they would be back soon, but that's always a fib.   They were gone furever and when they got back I could tell why.   They went clear to China again to eat...without me.   PTTHTHHTHTH.

Well, usually when they go there I get some foodables that they sneak out of the place.  BOL  So, when they got home smelling like China I was totally excited!   Gimme Gimme Gimme   I want stolen foodables!  

Dad grabbed a bundle from the table and handed it over to me....  Hold onto yourselves... it looked like this:

YIKES!     Oh My DAAAWWWGGG     What the %&$#!$ is that?!?!     Are those aliens?!?!? 

Nooooooo!     That can't possible be foodables!     I thought I'd pass out fur sure.

Well, Mom let out a yell.   "That's for my Crabby Girls!"  

Yup, Dad nearly gave me the snackers Mom stole for Beachnut, Oceana and Shelldon.   To clear up my baffled mystery, that's a squid tentacle and a shrimp.    HOLY MOLY!   I can't believe they eat that stuff.    YUCK AND BLECH        Well, they'll be thrilled because Mom swears they love that stuff.   Okay, whatever.   I'm over my HAND OVER MY SNACKERS!

Now, that's more like it.   Sausage roll and chicken wrapped in bacon.   SLURP AND DROOL    That's much better and all is forgiven.

Thanks, Dad, but next time lets avoid the near heart attack.   BOL   Crazy crabby girls and their exotic seafood cuisine.    BWAR HAR HAR

Hope you got a chuckle out of this story and that you get some fun foodables today too.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish


Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
BOL - you might have been surprised at the yumciousness of the see-foodables Sarge... then again, you did okay out of China after all!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Unknown said...

Phew Sarge for a minute we thought they were going to feed you aliens. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

My Mind's Eye said...

Hugs MADI youe bfff

MadSnapper said...

I got several chuckles out of this story and I am with you, i might steal your food but not the crabby girls food.. we always bring home something when we go out, and Jake and Baby love a pizza crust most of all..

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD Sarge.... that was like that Scary 87,000 leagues under the Sea thingy... Wow we are surely glad that you don't have to eat that tentacle thinghy... BACON is SOOOO much better... Sausage isn't bad either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't scare us that way any more. OKAY????

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We hope your pawrents remember which snack is for whom. Glad they remembered all of you!

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Wow...the crabby girls eat like queens....for crabbies!!!

We think you made out pretty darn good, except for that whole thinking the freaky looking seafood was yours and all!

Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Ruby said...

YIKES!!!!!!!!! Holy tentacles! Gurls, I'm sure those thingies are delish to you, butts I'm with Sarge, I'll stick with the BACON and SAUSAGE ROLLS!!!! Yummers!!!!! I hopes you got seconds for all the trauma you went through!
Ruby ♥

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Sarge ..... you should give that Crabby Girl stuff a try. Prawns are REAL good, mate. I eat 'em all the time. AND yeah ...... like Madi said they do make your breath smell real bad!!

Little Miss Titch said...

Hehehe they had you there for a minute Sarge,xx Speedy

Julie said...

I luff Crabby Girl foodables, is that WRONG Sarge!
I is a worried Pup now, will I grow a shell and not furs!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

easyweimaraner said...

that aren't aliens that is super tasty food :o) put it in your dics drive and press send to mail it over to me please :o)
easy Rider

Lovable Lily said...

{Thump!} That's the sound of us passing out looking at that tentacle. Double YUCK!

Lily Belle & Muffin

C.L.W.STEP said...

Joey dog and I are not crazy about squid and shellfish. They are some of the only foods we don't like. The others are citrus fruits and celery. Bleah! Everything else? Yum!

Murphy said...

Squid tentacles? That sounds kinda gross. And the crabby girls like that? That just seems wrong!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Nasty! for dogs away but Mommy loves scrimp and squid fried. Maybe she was a crabby girl in a former life.

♥♥Mona & Prissy

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

We were sure glad u got the chicken bacon thing cause that seafood stuff looked nasty fur dogs.