May 08, 2013
Wanted Wednesday 5
Wow, it's so pawesome that the Blogville Police Department has this cool ident-a-kit! It's the coolest piece of crime fighting equipment and it makes it super easy for witnesses and victims to help identify rotten criminals. Thanks again to our furiends Daisy, Bella and Roxy for their donation to the continued works of the BPD.
Now, it's time to notify the Blogville public of another wanted perpetrator.
Meet the notorious Flyboy Fluffy Tail. He fancies himself a classic bomber pilot and he's been terrorizing Blogville for weeks. He stole a mini two-legger's remote control plane and he's been dive-bombing ever since. He is accused of buzzing the Blogville park which caused several unsuspecting residents to run for cover and many of our feathered furiends lost a huge amount of plumage. Also, he was observed flying his plane, upside down, under the Blogville River Bridge. This unlawful act caused a few boaters to leap from their watercraft and plunge into the water. Though many said they enjoyed the swim, the violation of city flight zone ordinances cannot be ignored. In addition, he is accused of extensive property damage when this criminal crop dusted a local garden with dehydrated squirrel pee. Should you happen to see Flyboy Fluffy Tail, please notify the Blogville PD immediately.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Chief of Police