May 11, 2013

Slammer and Surprise Saturday

Hello, darlings.   We crabby girls are bravely marching on with our blog while Sarge works out his difficulties.  See yesterday's post if you need to catch up on this drama.

You see, Sarge bit one of The Hands.  Yes, it's beyond stunning, we agree.

 The Hand looks (not really at all) like this...

And Sarge most definitely looks exactly like this!
 HE IS IN THE SLAMMER!   Oh my clawd!   Yes, he is. 
The Hands took his blog away and put us in charge.  He even has to give up his Chief of Police title on May 31st.  WOW.  

So meanwhile, darlings, we crabby girls are keeping the blog in classy style and we have a surprise announcement!   We most certainly do.
Have you heard all about the upcoming Pet Blogger Mall?!?  This is an amazing addition to our lovely community and it will greatly broaden the culture and fashion sense of us all.  Bravo and we are all agog about this development.  To celebrate this fabulous undertaking, we are having a tasteful and elegant GIVEAWAY for the followers of the Pet Blogger Mall.   Here are the details:

Be an official FOLLOWER of the PET BLOGGER MALL.  
On June 1st, all Followers of PBM will be entered in a random drawing for a delightful prize pressie chosen especially for the winner.  The item will have an approximate $25 value and can be shipped to any winner anywhere in the world.

So, click on Pet Blogger Mall and become a follower to participate.  All of you dear friends are welcome to borrow the logo and details if you would like to promote our event.

Ciao, Darlings.
Little Pinches
Shelldon, Beachnut & Oceana


Unknown said...

OMD Sarge you really did bite the hand that feeds. What were you thinking of pal? Maybe you thought the hand was a squirrel. Yes a case of mistaken identity. We send POTP to the hand. Beg forgiveness Sarge. Mum hope your hand was cleaned well. Last time peeps got bitten trying to protect Pip she ended up on the operating tables zonked out while they cut her hand open and cleaned it all the way to the bone. And yesterday the same horrible grumpy dog bite her leg but only got her jeans as she was trying to protect a small dog from getting bitten.
Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

We STILL can't believe it Sarge! They really gonna strip you of your title? Whose going to protect us if not you? I don't think any of us are gonna feel safe in Blogville. Maybe we should bring the case before Mayor Madi. Should we stage a protest outside the jail? We just don't know what to do.....

Lily Belle & Muffin

GOOSE said...

First let me get this out of the way. I am already a follower of the mall and can't wait for the GRAND Opening. Now on to Sarge. Where is the trial? Will we be left without the leader of the police force left to defend our self and all the young ones from those squirrels? I have always had the fantasy of being a police dog, to protect and serve. BUTT it's just a fantasy. Sarge is the real deal.Maybe a squirrel drugged his water and made him temporally insane. I guess MOM and I will have to start locking our doors now.

Anonymous said...

Uh oh! Sarge.... that is NOT cool!

Anonymous said...

OMD my head is spinning! A giveaway for following the mall! How pawesome! But, I am super worried about Sarge my buddy. Cn you get a message out to the dog house?? Ask him if he needs legal representation. Is he being treated well? I am so concerned!

Cowspotdog said...

okay - we are following using our "feedly" - you can set it up by just click on the RSS feed and then choosing what ever program you want to use.

We had to hunt to find the link though - that "follow us" should be on the home page so people see it straight away.

Ranger said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Say it isn't sooooo. He's innocent. When's the trial? I'm be a character witness. I like you crabby gals… but I want my buddy SARGE back.
Sigh……… Ranger (now I'm sad).

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WE do NOT Believe it... NOT fur 87 Seconds... The TRUTH will come out in the TRIAL!!! WE have your back buddy.

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Oh sh*t Sarge, okay see what happens over the next day or two. If they don't forgive you (I'm sure that you were just over-excited), you can come stay with us for a few days, until the "heat" dies down a bit. Oh yeah, no biting though.

Millie and Walter said...

Sarge that all looks like circumstantial evidence to us. There is no proof that you did any damage to any appendage.

Stay strong Sarge. We support you 100%.

Millie & Walter

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Had to read several times ... can't believe it. Oh My. Is the reason why the blog header changed? Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

My Mind's Eye said...

Darlings...must I repeat myself you have beans or sand in your non ears? SARGE is not I repeat NOT giving up his post as Top Cop of Blogville...not make me come up to PA and bite you!!!
NON hugs Madi

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Poor Sarge....was there even a trial? We think that bandage is an overstatement! Anydog can make a mistake. Once, Kendra bit HER, but it turned out Kendra had an abscess on her tooth and SHE accidentally touched it.

However, you girls are going a sterling job on the blog.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Ruby said...

Okays, furst: I agree with Goose. If, and I repeat 'IF' this indeed happened, I thinks it was temporary insanity!!! I thinks it was that dehydrated SQUIRREL PEE!!!! Remembers??? That nasty flyin' squirrel droppin' that hallucinogenic SQUIRREL PEE!!!! So, NOT GUILTY by reason of insanity!!!!
Okays, second: I'm with Mayor Madi,
since there ARE extenuating circumstances, there must not be a demotion in Blogvilles Heroic Top Cop!!!
There. Enough said.
Oh, and I hopes the Hand heals very quickly!

Anonymous said...

I'm very excited about the PBM-events :o) Hope you will be out of the bucket soon, Sarge. And I hope the hand is well soon too. Maybe it was a misunderstanding or a misfortune?

Sagira said...

Ruh roh... sounds like Sarge is in some hot water.

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello crabs its dennis the vizsla dog hay nice to meet yoo i am not shoor i hav met enny crabs before!!! hay tel sarge i am shoor he is sorry for biting the hand wot feeds him assooming it wuz that hand and not the other hand but ennyway we wil be hoping it all wurks owt and sarge gits to reetern as cheef of poleese sum day!!! ok bye

Murphy said...

Oh no, we are getting caught up. Better check out this story! Sarge no longer police chief AND has committed an assault? YIKES! Happy Mother's Day to your mom!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMD Sarge!!!! Thank you for the updates crabby pals. I hope things work out soon for Sarge. I will miss him, but you should never ever ever bite THE HAND!

Loveys Sasha