Wow, this is the coolest day to be a guy! It's Frankie and Ernie's GUYS DAY!
Be sure to visit FnE to get the links to all of the day's events....unless you're a girl, of course. BWAR HAR HAR
Step into my GUYS CAVE and prepare to laugh. This is our official GUYS DAY JOKE ROOM! Come on in, have a seat, tell a few belly-busters.
As you can see, the stage is complete with a Bark-O-Lounger!
Up first, our host FRANKIE:
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Here's another jokester to tickle your funny bone:
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
Oh, that's a howler! From Chester and Joey at The Daily Bone:
Our own Co-Mayorz Murphy & Stanley have one for us:
Gussie is hanging around and he loved that joke! He's our best fan and audience member today. Thanks for the support, buddy! :)
Here's our buddy Speedy!
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy!
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny
Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line
Wow, Speedy, those were great...someone rolled off their chair! :)
Here's a scene from Easy and it's sure to get a laugh and a wag!
That's one we can all relate to fur sure! BWAR HAR HAR
Our next jokester is our pal Bertie! Jump up on the BarkOLounger and go to it!
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihauhuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
Here's a belly buster from Edward!
In the mush room, BOL
Here's our pal Dui with another joke for everyone!
Arty is taking his turn on the stage now!
Wow, that one will make you think a little! Great joke my furiend!
Speaking of thinking::: Lassie and Benji have a riddle for us next:::
Clue 1- this word as a noun is a type of fish.
Clue 2- this word as a verb means complain.
Clue 3- what kind of "pet" does a "car" have. (Hint: its 6 letters long and lots of times u see celebrities posing with red ones like them).
(In case you didn't figure out clue 3 the answer was CARPET minus ET spells CARP)
Bentley's taking a turn next! I bet he has a really funny one for us.
Why do most dogs make bad dancers? They have two left feet!
The Joke Room Bark-O-Lounger now features our furiend Ranger!
OMD OMD CRASHER ALERT! IT's A GIRL!!!
Our pal Nin has our next joke: Go for it, Nin! You are one cool kitty furiend.
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Oreo is taking a turn in the BarkOLounger next!
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
It gets toad away.
AND OMD IT's ANOTHER GIRL! Addi jumped in...
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
A: A gummy bear.
Hope you had fun guys! Be sure to check out all of the other events going on today.
Grr and a Manly Woof,