March 23, 2015

Guys Day Joke Room

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the coolest day to be a guy!    It's Frankie and Ernie's GUYS DAY!
Be sure to visit FnE to get the links to all of the day's events....unless you're a girl, of course.   BWAR HAR HAR

Step into my GUYS CAVE and prepare to laugh.    This is our official GUYS DAY JOKE ROOM!   Come on in, have a seat, tell a few belly-busters.

As you can see, the stage is complete with a Bark-O-Lounger!

Up first, our host FRANKIE:

  Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

 Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Here's another jokester to tickle your funny bone:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
Oh, that's a howler!      From Chester and Joey at The Daily Bone:  

Our own Co-Mayorz Murphy & Stanley have one for us:
Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!    Great one Doods!

Our pal Gussie is hanging around and he loved that joke!   He's our best fan and audience member today.  Thanks for the support, buddy!   :)

Here's our buddy Speedy!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane. 

Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy! 

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. 

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop! 

 Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny 

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line 

Wow, Speedy, those were great...someone rolled off their chair!   :)

Here's a scene from Easy and it's sure to get a laugh and a wag!
That's one we can all relate to fur sure!   BWAR HAR HAR

Our next jokester is our pal Bertie!    Jump up on the BarkOLounger and go to it!

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihauhuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Here's a belly buster from Edward!
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room, BOL

Here's our pal Dui with another joke for everyone!
Oh, that's so funny I think he cracked himself up with that one!   BOL

Arty is taking his turn on the stage now!

Wow, that one will make you think a little!   Great joke my furiend!

Speaking of thinking:::   Lassie and Benji have a riddle for us next:::
Note: The answer is a word with 4 letters. Here are 3 clues for you to guess the 4 letter word. - - - -
Clue 1- this word as a noun is a type of fish.
Clue 2- this word as a verb means complain.
Clue 3- what kind of "pet" does a "car" have. (Hint: its 6 letters long and lots of times u see celebrities posing with red ones like them).
Now just subtract the last 2 letters of that word and you'll find the 4 letter answer.

(In case you didn't figure out clue 3 the answer was CARPET minus ET spells CARP)
Answer:  CARP

Bentley's taking a turn next!    I bet he has a really funny one for us.

Why do most dogs make bad dancers?  They have two left feet!
OMD that's a great one, Bentley!    So true, so true!

The Joke Room Bark-O-Lounger now features our furiend Ranger!
Oh, that's a great technojoke!   BWAR HAR HAR

Well, okay, she's a girl, but that's a really cool joke and it's about a Dad, so it's fine.   Thanks for joining in Laika.   

Our pal Nin has our next joke:   Go for it, Nin!   You are one cool kitty furiend.
Q:      What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? 

Oreo is taking a turn in the BarkOLounger next!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

AND OMD IT's ANOTHER GIRL!   Addi jumped in...
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Hope you had fun guys!   Be sure to check out all of the other events going on today.
Grr and a Manly Woof,
Sarge, GUY


Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brrwwahahahahahahahahahh collie-flower.. (hic).... brwwwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 'a chihuahua???''' bbrwahahahahahahahahah...receding hare line... bbrwwahahaha (hic)....bbrrahahahahaha BREATH YAM!!!

Oh my word I am so glad I snuck in. You are a bunch of comedians round here!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We are rollin' on the floor. There were some real rib ticklers there!

The Daily Pip said...

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA! Now, which way to the beer. I brought the burgers.

They let me out for good behavior.

Angel Pip

Julie said...

Oh dears I haf laffed so much I need to go outside for a potty break!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

A PAWS Wild Clapping of the Paws.... 4 Paws up.... these are a HOWL... we are Laughing our Tails off...
BRAVO to all the Comedians. This was GRRRRREAT...

Unknown said...

Snorting with laughter. Enjoy your day dudes. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

What happened to the bouncer at the door, did he not know about that GIRL RULE.

Little Miss Titch said...

Bwaaahaaahahaha these are pawsome Jokes,xx Speedy

Matilda the Boxer said...

BOL BOL BOL!! I laughed so hard my sides hurt! Even with those grrls crashing, it was still a grreat time!

easyweimaraner said...

bawhawhahahaha! thanks for such a funny post Sarge!!! my momma thought the riddle asks for the f-word, she is so silly... OMD :o)
easy rider

Wyatt said...

Ha ha, great way to start a Monday!
Thanks fellas!

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

BOL BOL, MOL MOL, those were some pawesome jokes we are still laughing our heads off. Thanks for sharing them. ~Socks & Fenris

Sweet William The Scot said...

I needed a laugh to start off my week.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

GuyZ aim HIGH and Girrrls just Squat.

Unknown said...

BOL BOL BOL OH, if I had pants on I would've peed them, Sarge!

My Mind's Eye said...

mol mol mol....oh my boyz you all need to take your show on the road. I know it would be a huge success!
Bravo hugs madi your bfff

Idaho PugRanch said...

OH MAN! I am gonna get a belly ache from laughing so hard!!! Great time Sarge!

fist bump
Mr Bailey

WFT Nobby said...

Perfect entertainment for the long train journey back to Aberdeen.
Still laughing over collie-flower. And the rest.

Laika said...

Hehehehehe What a great time we all had. OOhhh I love to crash the party BOL :) After all I am a girl :)

Murphy said...

We are all crack up now Sarge! We love a good laugh and you gave us lots of them. Now about that girl . . . they are sneaky!!

Your GUY Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Scooter said...

Those are great jokes. Addi said she just HAD to crash the joke party, something about it being a joke!! BOL


M. K. Clinton said...

Bahahahahahahaha! That was hilarious! Everyone definitely brought their bestest jokes! That Bertie had Mom crying! They gave me a Chihuahua! ROFL

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMD, I am peeing myself, these are super funnies!! I love the Mayorz and everyone was soooooooooo funny. I have to go scratch the door to go outside now.

Loveys Sasha

Ranger said...

BOL and ROTFL !!!!!!
That was great fun. I loved seeing Dui laugh so hard at his own joke. hehehe

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Those were really clever jokes. We liked the chuch pew one a lot. I think Mommy will always think of that when she sees a church pew.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

LOL! Those are some great jokes!

Millie and Walter said...

That was so funny our sides hurt from laughing so much.

Duncan said...

AWESOME jokes! We're laughing so hard mom has tears running down her face!

sprinkles said...

The chi boys LOVED all the jokes and made me read them again for them. Funny stuff, Sarge!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

That was great. we laughed all the way through.

Anonymous said...

BWAhahahahahaha! What a great bunch of giggles - Sarge you certainly had a lot of good joke tellers visiting the Lounge!

Hugs, Sammy
p.s. I didn't make it to the event but here's a little joke for you: Why did the human cross the road? To get to the chicken on the other side. HAR HAR

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

OMD...Such funny boyz (and gals) Blogville has!!!

We also wanted to stop by and say Happy Birthday Sarge!!!!!
(Dory) Jakey, Arty and Bilbo