November 27, 2014

Thanks Blogville....From Sarge

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is such a special day because we get to tell the whole world why we send out our THANKS BLOGVILLE posts.     I am always thankful for Blogville for bunches of reasons.   The biggest is because I get to share my life with all of your lives, my bestest furiends.    See, I really am a very ANTIsocial pooch.   I don't work and play well with others in real life, so this is my way of interacting with the world and I'm so very lucky to have all of you for furiends.  

We've had tons of wondeful adventures together, but one popped out in my mind and I'll bark about it to show just one example of why I say Thanks Blogville Furiends.

The story started like this:

5-15-13 post by my Mom.
Okay?  Whew, it feels better to get that out there for all to see.   Yes, he really did.   Now, I won't testify that it was a horrible, near-death experience.   I swear under oath that there was no broken skin, no blood, no amputation, no nasty bruising.   But, I also testify before all that he REALLY DID BITE ME!    The scene involved the camera and my attempts to take a series of photos for use on Sarge's blog.   Yes, I was working for HIM.  Apparently, he got tired of the process and as I reached for his collar HE BIT MY POINTER FINGER.   For those of you with only paws or claws or fins or talons and not fingers, YES THEY HURT WHEN BITTEN!    No permanent damage done, but it did hurt.
Under cross examination, I freely admit that at the time I unleashed (lol) a shocking string of HBO words that would make a sailor blush.   Yes, I did.   But, I maintain that I was provoked, and chomped on at the time and therefore under duress.  And that's the facts, jacks.

So, no blog and no Chief of Police job.   Ptthththttthhht.   There, take that, Sarge!

OMD it was horrible!    I lost my bloggie and everything.   Mom turned my blog over to the Crabby Girls while I was sent to the doghouse:

5-16-13 post by the Crabby Girls,
As you probably know, The Hands said that Sarge bit a hand and so they have taken his blog and his Chief of Police title!    SHOCKING!   We crabby girls have been working our leggies  like mad to keep the blog up to snuff, but we certainly did not ask for this or have anything to do with the situation.  Please, darling friends, do not believe that we are behind this at all.  We are behind Sarge!
We crabby girls are so very very grateful for all of the love and devotion of our, and Sarge's, friends.  We have quietly kept Sarge informed and we can report that he is enormously humbled and thankful for all of you.  He is desperate to get this difficulty settled!
We will be so very anxious for an outcome to this day's event.  Ooooh there is such commotion!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

Well, never fear, my bestest furiends in Blogville had my back!   Before I knew it Ranger and Casey went to work on my behalf.

Lots of you joined in to help me out.   Gee, there was a trial and everything!    Mayoress Madi presided and Sasha served foodables and Blogville worked its magic for me:

5-16-14 post by my Mom:
Hello to all of Blogville.  Well, the response was overwhelming.  The Sarge session of Mayoress Madi's Court yesterday was most definitely a landslide.   Okay, okay, okay!   Nevermind that HE BIT ME!   Even a peep cannot ignore the mountain stacked in Sarge's favor.   Sooooo.....
 Yikes, I GIVE!    UNCLE!     I SURRENDER!
The Hands
( P.S.   On a serious note, thanks so much for all of the response!  Sarge is one lucky lucky pooch to have all of you, his Blogville furiends.    Me, not so much!  LOL )

And just like that I got my bloggie back!
So, there's just one big, bright, shining example of why I bark THANKS BLOGVILLE and thanks to all of you for bringing such fun, support and joy to my humble little poochie life.    I hope all of you find something to be thankful for today too.


Okay, back to Sarge.     And the Crabby Girls will be sending their Thanks Blogville message out later today.       BTW:   We are off spending a long holiday with FnE and Sarge is in doggy jail.  So, we won't be around to comment, but we wish all of you a very Happy Thanks Blogville.

Grr and a Lucky Woof,
Sarge, Blogville Citizen


Julie said...

Well I am very thankful you got out of jail !
I know your Grrs and Woofs are worse than you bite 'cos you're a great furfriend !
Have a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Little Miss Titch said...

Oh my gosh I missed all this while I was away Sarge,glad you got out of the dog House though,Happy Thanks Giving my Friend,xx SPeedy

Cowspotdog said...

Have a wonderful thanksgiving Sarge and Family - enjoy your day

Frank The Tank said...

Hi Sarge!
I am so very glad that you were let out of the doggy jail, it was very naughty of you to have bitten your Momma but some times I understand that the flashy beast does provoke us, although I have never sunk my puggy teeth in to my Momma I have growled and scowled at her for making me do things that I don't want to do and ESPECIALLY without receiving a treat or two! Today I'm Thankful for Blogville, it is a wonderful place and I am thankful to have you as my furiends, You Sarge and the Crabby girls! I'm thankful for all of my friends in Blogville and all the fun we have and the kind support we get each day from each other! Happy Thanksgiving and I hope that you have some turkey! Love and licks from your furiend Frnak xxxxx

The Daily Pip said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Sarge and family! We are so grateful for your friendship and all the laughs we have shared over the years.

Ruby sends Sarge extra hugs today!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Wow Sarge, I guess you get a little out of sorts sometimes. We do too. I'd offer you a place to hide out in Canada but there are 4 dogs here and your mom let out that sometimes you get a little too crazy when there's other dogs around. But we can talk to the city police guys and get you a bunk over there. We still like you in real life or on the blog. You're our favorite cop. Happy Thanksgiving buddy.

easyweimaraner said...

I remember Sarge vs. The Hand :o) and I remember so much funny moments with you, Sarge! And it's always great to visit your crabby girls in their Crabitat :o) ... oh and my mom said you have always the best music when you pick a name or a number after a com-pee-tition! Have a wonderful Tahnksgiving on the hill!
Easy Rider

My Mind's Eye said...

Sarge oh brudder from another species of Mudder, I remember reading that (nail)biting post?..wondering if maybe the hands had forgotten to feed/serve you in a timely fashion thus causing you to grab their attention!
Thank goodness it is a distant memory!
And thankful to have you as a travel partner and friend

Braeden and Seth said...

We weren't on Blogville when you *gasp* lost your blog, but like true Blogvillites, your furiends had your back! We are so glad that you got that straightened out! Wishing you and the Peeps a Happy Thanksgiving!

Braeden, Seth and Riley

Kinley Westie said...

No broken skin, bleedin, or nasty bruisin? Dat ain't a bite, dat's a love nibble.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Happy Thanksgiving
Lily & Edward

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

Well, of course we have your butt, Sarge! You were the one who acted out for our benefit while we cower and try to hide from the flashy beast. We should ALL take a stand, but you were brave enough to actually do it.

Wishing you a very Hap-Pee Thanksgiving and lots of turkey (but no fingers!)


Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Happy thanksgiving. Hope they served turkey in the doggie slammer fur thanksgiving. If not, hope your peeps bring u back a huge doggie bag from thanksgiving.

Millie and Walter said...

Happy Thanksgiving and Thanks-Blogville day to you and your pawrents. We love all of our Blogville friends.

sprinkles said...

OMD, I remember when you BIT your mom! I'm glad you got your blog back. It would be so sad without you.

Happy Thanxgiving, Sarge!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Yikes, when you goof, you go big time, Sarge! Glad you weren't committed to doggy jail forever.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!

Linda said...

Happy Thanksgiving.
(The day after)
Hope your mom and dad bring some
leftovers home for you.
Yes sir Officer Sarge I got no
pie or turkey yesterday. Can you come arrest my mom?
xo Cinnamon

Taffy said...

Sarge, do we need to break you outta jail again? Your mom's note to her mom is beautiful. Blogville is a wonderful place to live for sure and I am thankful to be furiends with you. I hope you and your family had a wonderful Thanksgiving yesterday.

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

OMD...we can't believe we missed all this!!! We are very thankful we got to know you better this year Sarge!!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Matilda the Boxer said...

It was an honor to testify on your behalf! You're right, it was a grreat example of Blogville banding together to help a furiend in need!