November 28, 2014

FFHT for November

Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's FFHT time and I'm wagging to be able to join The Doods with a new writing adventure!

Putting on the thinking cap.
Putting pen to paper.
Here we go...

I knew that things would never be the same,
after my chompers, I did carefully aim,
but then was forced to take the blame.

Many pieces of stuffy, off they came,
and though I felt the victim of a frame,
I must admit it was a very rough game,
and now my stuffy is most definitely lame.

I really didn't mean to destroy or maim,
after repairs, Frankenstein is its new name.
Though the guilt should cause me shame,
my stuffy chomping was actually rather tame.

That stuffy would never be the same!

The End

Okay, I gotta bark that I'm especially proud that all of my rhyming words came in alphabetical order!   Do I get extra credit for that?!?   BWAR HAR HAR     ahem.
Thanks, Doods for hosting this super fun series.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

BTW:  I'm still in doggy jail while my peeps are vacationing with FnE.   Sorry I won't be around much for a few more days.


Julie said...

Hi Sarge, shame you're in doggie jail but your incarceration has made you a very clever poet !
Hope they gave you lots of turkey yesterday, if not, fire off and email to F&E and I'm sure they'll send you over a Red Cross parcel !
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

WFT Nobby said...

Very impressive with the rhymes and the alphabetising there Sarge. Excellent poem. Well done!
Toodle pip!

Frank The Tank said...

That was a PAWSOME poem Sarge, I love your rhyming words about your nibbled stuffie, I too have been in the same situation where a stuffie has had certain appendages removed my my chompers and then had to go to the Dogtor Mum for repairs and sometimes amputation! BOL! I do like a good stuffie! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
That's a pawrific poem Sarge! Remodelled stuffies will still love ya back... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Cowspotdog said...

well you are just the wordsmith for sure.

Frank The Tank said...

Happy Thanksgiving to the wonderful Crabbie Girls! Sending you you little pinches from my paws to your claws! Do you get any turkey? I really am thankful for having you as my friends and to see how well the hands treat you, they really give you the most wonderful crabitats! Love and licks from your furiends Frank xxxxx

easyweimaraner said...

BRAVO Apaws Apaws ! You are the Shakespeare (or the Sargespeare) of the 21th century, that's for sure... and I agree, the stuffies are never the same after we worked on them with our chompers!
Easy Rider

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

You's a poet and ya didn't even know it!


Linda said...

What you are in Jail.
Um how did our police chief get arrested and thrown in the slammer?
We are sending a get outta jail free card. Now go directly to the refrigerator find the turkey and enjoy.
Hurry before the peeps come home.
xo Cinnamon

Kinley Westie said...

BOL, pawsome job!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

What a fantastic job! Not only rhymed (and made sense) But the rhyming words in alphabetical order. You need some extra treats for that one, Sarge!

Murphy said...

Yes, we will give extra points for the ordering of your rhymes. Well done!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hey Sarge, what are they feeding you in "doggy jail"?

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

Wow Sarge you are a master poet!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3 said...

You did a great job with the rhyming. They have to make stuffies tougher

Little Miss Titch said...

Great job Sarge ,see you when you get out my friend,xx SPeedy

Millie and Walter said...

That is very impressive to do a rhyming FFHT.

Wyatt said...

Very Nice, Sarge. Send that one to Santy Paws, so he knows you need some new stuffies!


My GBGV Life said...

You did a great job on that piece of writing! Did the cake with the file arrive yet? Hope you can break out of jail soon!

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello sarge its dennis the vizsla dog hay is bugs bunny in jail with yoo??? do yoo need help gitting sprung from the joint??? let me no and i wil mayk sum arrayndjments!!! ok bye