November 10, 2012

Snicker Saturday...Crabby Edition

Happy Weekend Blogville!
We crabby girls, Shelldon & Beachnut have taken over Sarge's Mr Dell for our own, first ever, version of Snicker Saturday.   Sarge isn't the only one in this house with a sense of humor.  Sometimes our crabitat is bustin' out with laughter.  Teeheehee.
        So, here we go.... CRAB-A-DABBA-DOOOOO

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "Ain't been any for years!"
Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore. As he got closer to shore he shouted to the guy again "What did you do to get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em all."


Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!


What do you call a big fish who makes you an 
offer you can't  refuse?
The Codfather!


What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
He got lockjaw!


Where do fish wash?
In a river basin!

And...a final chuckle...this one's for Blogville's Chief of Police, Sarge!

Have a great weekend!
Little Pinches,
Shelldon & Beachnut


GOOSE said...

Always good to start the day with a laugh. Thanks girls.

Unknown said...

Hey crabby ones thanks for the laugh you put a smile on our face. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Usually crabby edition is on Monday but Golden Thanks for the Weekend LAUGHS. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Anonymous said...

Ok, we gotta go so's we can quit howling!!!

Your Furiends
Susie & Bites

Ruby said...

VERY funny guys!! Great start to the weekend!


Anonymous said...

You guys are too funny! Hope Sarge doesn't mind too much!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

You girrrls get a SANDing Ovation.


Stewey said...

You girls are tooooo much :)
Have a great weekend, and say hi to Sarge for me!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Bwahaahaahaa! Great jokes, girls. It's started our Sunday morning with a huge laugh. Thanks,

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Two French Bulldogs said...

AAAAaaaahhhhh, funny
Benny & Lily

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Thanks for the laughs mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Anonymous said...

hello sarge its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is kwite the crab howse their!!! he must hav had a visit frum extreme home maykovers or sumthing!!! ok bye