November 28, 2012

Blogville PD Equipment Requisitions

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so totally stunned by how fast our construction project is going!  Those beavers, gophers and all of their co-workers are setting new records for quick work.  While they are being all nose-to-the-grindstone, I got busy and started requisitioning new furnishings and equipment for our updated facility.   We are getting all new things and I couldn't be more excited!  Out with the peep stuff and in with the Blogville stuff.  No more stretching, walking on hindlegs, and all of that other junk.  We're in the modern era now and I'm getting all of the right things for our new setup.

Check out these shelves that are nice and low-to-the-floor!
Right where we can all reach things.
Of course, I'll be sure that they supply us with brand new ones that aren't pre-stocked 
with someone's junk!  BOL

Here's a file cabinet that is perfectly designed for us!
Once again, right at our level.  We can stuff this full of files and always be able to reach.

I'll be setting up each office and conference room with furniture like this.
Just look at the design!  Perfect for hard-working pooches!

Yes, well, we officers and staff deserve prime parking places.
Perks of the job!  BOL

OOOHHHHH!!       I'm so very very happy about this purchase!  
Feast your eyes on our new UNIVERSAL TRANSLATORS!  
Now we will all have these on our legs and we will be able to talk with all of the residents of Blogville and we will all understand each other.  No more confusing whistles, brays, whinnies, honks, roars, growls and etc.  These are perfect for a diverse society with dozens of languages.  
These will be amazing tools for us!

Here is our new ACME WOOFER-TWEETER 5000.
It's the latest in high-tech radio communications gadgetry.

 Boy is this a top priority!  
 As you saw in my proposal, we desperately need a better way to do paw, hoof, talon, flipper etc prints.  Gosh, those old peep fingerprint setups are horrible for us.  This new kit will be PERFECT!   Look out criminals...we'll have you right where we want you! 

Check out this last item! 
We will have our own microchipping system.
Your Blogville PD will offer chipping services for any citizen who needs to be chipped and we will be able to quickly, easily and accurately identify anyone in our custody.
LOOK OUT can run, fly, swim, dig...

Isn't that cool?!?

My wagger is totally worn out from all of this furious wagging!  BOL  I can't wait for all of my orders to arrive.  We will have a perfectly equipped department.  Everything from the furniture to the communications to the office equipment to the latest in crime-fighting technology.

As soon as the construction crews get their jobs finished, we'll have the perfect home for all of our new goodies!  O  M  D  I can't hardly wait!!!

Grr and An Official Woof,
Sarge, Chief Of Police




Unknown said...

Guys this is marvelous work, we are drooling with envy! I (Malach) have always dreamt of being a police dog! So if your looking for an intern, get in touch! As long as you don't mind the slobber on all your fancy furniture BOL!
Lots of love!

Dexter said...

Looks like you thought of everything. Awesome. Just don't forget the easy access coolers for all the foodables.


Unknown said...

Awesome Pawsome Sarge. You are going to have the bestest pawlice station ever. Say Hi to Frankie for us. Hope all is well with them. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

Sarge, you da man!

By golly, we think you've just about covered all the bases. All this new equipment is so high tech it's amazing! Good thing you were able to secure the budget for all of this.

We love it! Hopefully crime in Blogville will be down. The criminals have been fore warned!

Lily Belle & Muffin

p.s. Please tell Frankie and Ernie we are thinking of them and miss them so very much!

Anonymous said...

Sarge, Bites wants to come and work for you, all that great stuff has his mind thinkin how cool your job is. Only one request, need a cinammon roll making machine for breakfast and treat vending or a cafe!

Your Pals
& Hopeful Officer in training Bites

Cowspotdog said...

Dog oh dog - this is going to be such a darn cool police station critters are going to be committing crimes just to go there !!!!!!!!!!

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD, I am so excited cause this is going to be the bestest police station ever!!!


GOOSE said...

This is so great. I almost feel like "booking" a stay there right now.

stellaroselong said...

Wow you have worked very very hard on this...we have enjoyed watching the old leave and the new come in.
stella rose

Matilda the Boxer said...

Wow, this is amazing! Everything looks just grreat.

Val said...

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! I am Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woof!Echo

Ruby said...

OMD! Sarge you have thought of everythings! Nice. I especially like those Universal Translators! Brilliant.
Keep up the good works!


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Looks fantastic. But we might point out one flaw.....squirrels aren't microchipped!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Oskar said...

Wow all of that looks pawsome!

Nubbin wiggles,

Dachshund Nola said...

Great work! Looks very sleek

Two French Bulldogs said...

This place is state-of-the-art and high tech
Benny & Lily

Sagira said...

Sure looks like things are coming along great and it is going to be state of the art around there.

The Daily Pip said...

Nice work, Sarge! Only the best for blogville!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Tell Frankie we miss them!

Murphy said...

This is so cool it just takes our breath away! How can you even sleep at night with such excitement!!

Your Pals Still Searching for Santa Paws But Have Come Up With An Idea To Be Revealed On Friday,

Murphy & Stanley

Ziggy Stardust said...

OMD Sarge, that is so cool, you will be the bestest cop anywhere in the world. I love the office furniture. If I were Puddles, I would be kind of scared of all that fancy equipment that will be able to catch her doing her crimes much sooner. I hope you have a special cell ready for her.

Loveys Sasha

p.s. I miss Frankie and Ernie so much, can you please tell them I love and miss them.

Sweet William The Scot said...

Are we being practical, in these hard economic times, are we putting debt on the future pups of blogville? Who cares! Spend Spend I say.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

My Mind's Eye said...

Hi Sarge
It is I, Madi, your future mayor...I want to compliment you on your excellent organizational skills and OFFER you a raise in your position as Top Cop. Dang dude if I'm not careful someone is going to hire you right from under my mayoral paws...
I have an offer you cannot refuse...
lets talk
Hugs Madi

Maggie Mae and Max said...


You sure has put lots of thought into all of dis...great job!

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max

Berts Blog said...

Sir, this is great. The office, the new equipment. You have been so busy.

What about hats. do we get new hats.


Bassetmomma said...

Heehee! Love those legless chairs and the pawprints kit!