September 24, 2012

Crabby Monday...Dino Day

Hello Blogville & Toodle-ooo to Turkle!

This is me, Shelldon, asking all of you for some help.

See, I'm always looking for fun ways to liven up our crabitat and generally give Beachnut and me some excitement.  I tried the S&B good.   Beachnut hated the noise, the crowds, the exhaust, the terror of getting squashed.  Okay, I can see her point on that one.  I tried the S&B Golf good.  Beachnut hated the noise, the crowds, and the terror of getting whacked by a 9 iron.  Okay, so I can see her point on that one too.

Well, this time I thought I had the perfect idea!
Here's the sign for our new adventure!

Isn't this great?!?    
I thought it was a fabulous idea!   A dinosaur theme park!

 Just look at the layout!
It's so perfect.  Lots of dinos all over the place.  
On the ground, in the water, in the air!

Was Beachnut impressed......NO NO NO!   OH MY CLAWD did she ever throw another fit!  She really hit the crabitat roof over this one.   "What have you done now, Shelldon!?!" she screamed.  "These things are gigantic...and have big teeth...and WHAT IS THIS?!?"
 I tried to calm her down....I told her, that's the S&B Dinosaur Theme Park TAR PIT, of course!  It's a important part of the park.  OMC I think she's missing the novelty of this!
Look at the dinos in the Tar Pit...burble, glub, blurple...they're sinking right in. It's just like the real thing!     There's Beachnut looking it over.  Not impressed.   She thinks we'll get stuck in there and end up packed into a barrel of oil.

I finally just stayed over here next to the pond and laid low while she fretted and complained.  I just don't get it.  DO YOU?!?   Can you friends help me understand?!?  OMC she's steamed.
 BTW: Cool purple stegosaur in that pond, huh!
 BTW again:  Check out that cool fossil behind me!  The Hands brought this back to us from their recent vacation.  Right next to that blue-n-white dino's head, you can see a dark colored shell fossil.  That's so awesome!   Perfect for our park.  

Here's Beachnut walking away in a huff.  "This is CRAZY!" she hollered at me.

I think peeps will love it.  I told her, "Hey, the kids will think it's great!"   To which she replied, "You dummy...we don't HAVE ANY KIDS!".

Shesh.  I give up.  I've already started to dismantle the dino park.  Boohoo.

Say, does anyone out there need a TRex or Pterodactyl?  Cheap?    Okay, Free?   OMC this is bad.

Little Pinches,
Surprised Shelldon
and Bothered Beachnut

BTW once more:  Sarge whispered in our ears that there's a big hoopdie-doo at the Blogville Court House sure to check in with Mayor Frankie to see the happenings!


Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Wee finks dats da jurrasical park look wos most excitamagatin indeeds

Da K Krew

Lovable Lily said...

Muffin and I woulda SO come to your Dino Park! We think it would have been so much fun. I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you both.

Lily Belle

Unknown said...

We will pop over to Frankie in a mo. I'd love a good chew on those toys Sarge. Have a lovely Monday.
Best wishes Molly

The Daily Pip said...

Maybe you could give Dr. Phil a call and you all you could sit down and talk to the dinosaurs. Maybe there's a way you can all work it out and share space. Bawahahhaaa!

Your pal, Pip

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD OMC I can NOT believe that Beachnut didn't like your Dino Park. I think it is SUPER and EXCITING and I KNOW fur a FACT that ERNIE would LOVE to ROLL in that TAR PIT.
Maybe Beachnut was just afraid that the Dinosaurs would eat up all of your fooods and Track up the Crabitat.
I am soooooo sorry that this didn't work out the way YOU expected, Shelldon.
Maybe Pip is on to somethingy.. Call Dr. Phil

GOOSE said...

I like it. I would come and play there. Maybe Beachnut would like a secluded rain forest theme. Do you guys like rain? The fossil rock is very cool. I hope you get to keep that in there.

Finn said...

That dino pit looks like the La Brea Tar Pits right in your house!! BOL!

Matilda the Boxer said...

Are you sure you have to dismantle it? I want to come for a visit!! It looks like so much fun.

Maybe you could do a beach resort next? You could put little umbrellas out and sip on My Ties, and you could put a little jet ski in your pond!

Bailey Be Good! said...

Dinosaur Adventure theme park? I'd be there in an instant!! :)

Woofs & huggies, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

3 doxies said...

Does you thinks her watched Jurassic Park one too many times...I'd be skeered too. I'd go withs some therapies, maybe her has some deep seated/seeded effects from da movie.

And Sarge, your incident report was freakin' hilarious...props to you !


Bassetmomma said...

Hey Shelldon, I think those dinosaurs are cool but all girls just don't feel that way!

Dachshund Nola said...

How cool!

Frank The Tank said...

OMD/OMC that is amazing! I would love that, it looks so fun and exciting, I can't believe Beachnut didn't enjoy this!! Owww do a zoo theme next, get some elephants and things in! The hands are really talanted, love your prehistoric present, that fossil is sooooooo cool! I guess there is no pleasing some people hugh? Crabby Monday indeed! Love Frank Frank and "The Gloves" XxxxX

Patrice and Higgins said...

I thinks Dino park looked pawesome!


Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We think Beechnut just doesn't like CHANGE. Maybe she can get a huge shell and hide in it!

We like your dinosaurs. Maybe the hands can carve some out of fruit that you can eat.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

My Mind's Eye said...

Sheldon it is my humble opinion that Beechnut needs some chill pills and an attitude adjustment! MOL
Some crabs would rather be hermits living in the same dull
Hugs and I commend your effort

My Mind's Eye said...

Sorry I left out an L I your name

Dexter said...

Beachnut is like my large and not liking anything to be different ever self. The dino theme is kind of cool, but I think maybe you need to leave her a little spot that is always the same.


Two French Bulldogs said...

you guys got some cool decorations in your house
Benny & Lily

kissa-bull said...

we do beleive that the barney's looks most pawsome and the idea was fantaboulous. we give you two toots up

pibble sugars
brinks and bella

Sankissjuice said...

I love the dinasour theme. You just gave me an idea to decorate my piggies' cage with themes. How about military theme? Or law enforcement?


STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Aw great theme park. We love the dinosaurs. sorry Beachnut didn't like it. Maybe you could have a seaworld theme, you know, sharks, stingrays and stuffs then Beachnut might agree to the dinosaurs, hehe. See ya mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Remington said...

You have the most interesting friends....

Sweet William The Scot said...

Maybe if you decorated for Halloween with ghost and goblins, get Beechnut in the spirit of the holidays.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Unknown said...

I don't think I have ever seen such an amazing place!