Wow, the other day my peeps got all out-of-hand and beyond my control! I have a great big gripe for the complaint department.
So, to start with, my peeps left me. They do that all the time and I never have a sense of humor about it. Well, they left me and must have gone way, way, way, far away.
When they (finally) came back, they brought this massive box in with them. Okay, I give. Moooooommmmmm, what's in the box?????
They lost their peep-minds and brought home Jaws.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to move out.
Now, I'm no marine biologist, but I'm guessing that means this Jaws is better at shark things than the average Great White. This is looking really bad to me.
So, then they start opening the box to let it out. GASP!
Well, long story short (not really), it was not the ocean-type shark at all. I thought it was pretty odd that the box wasn't leaking water all over my floor. Anyway...when they are all done, here's what lived in the box:
You can see for yourself what I think of it. She kept going on and on and on and on and on and on about it being such a great worker. Whatever. I will say it sucked up my floor-fur in great big (fast) gulps. Okay, I get it....but I still don't like it.
On top of that, when I said they must have gone far far far away to get this beast, I wasn't kidding! I checked them out and they apparently went clear all the way to China to get this thing! Seriously, when I gave them a good whiffle, they had Oriental-smelling breath. No doubt about it...they went to China while they were out. At least they brought me some food in one of those white boxes. It tasted a little funny, but I ate it anyway. Had these little, iddy, biddy, tiny corn cobs in there. Strange. After that long a trip, it's a wonder they made it back at all!
Talk about torture. See what I have to live with?!?
Grr and a Miffed Woof,
Sarge, Grouch
33 comments:
It's an example of the flake department
For sure Sarge! Going to China for a professional sharkie thing?!?! Yikes! Hope it isn't too loud!
CLEAR to CHINA to get a VACULA Shark?
Well, when Ernie and I get there the three of us will wait until THEY aren't watchin... and we will make THAT Hideous Scary thingy into...
Shark Fin Soup!!!
Oh no Sarge! a JAWS Vacula?!!! What lunacy will the peeps get up to next?! :O Paws crossed you conquer the beast.
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Don't worry about that shark, if you email me (atten Bert) I can tell you how to take care of the ugly thing. Barking at it and attaching at the main part wont stop it, but there is this long black thing that is attached to it. Well that is like the umbilicle cord to its power source. Now don't just grab it and chew, you have to contact me first and I'll tell you how. Until then. Watch your back dude.
Bert
Oh dis is bad....really bad! Me is still fighting Count Vacula at my house too. And if yours gulped up all your furs, maybe it was just practicin fur da BIG GULP! Dat would be YOU, me furiend! Be afraid...be very afraid!
I love how you tried to scare the Professional Shark. It might have worked on a ordinary shark but it's going to take a lot more to scare a professional.
I have made peace with ours. In fact when it comes out I refuse to move. "Just push that thing right around me MOM, this is my turf."
Blessings,
Goose
Dis is wrong on so many levels. Oooooh wheres do I begin...furst they LEFT you without askin...to go to CHINA of all places...only to bring home a SHARK. Like you really wanted a shark to begin withs.
You may need some therapies after dis.
Puddles
You made it SCREAM, Sarge. You bitey it, BITEY IT! Take THAT you sharkula!
Oh noes! How could they do that to you?!
Sarge you gave it a good try to put that thing in its place. Good luck subduing it for good.
Cindy
Keep your eyes on it...as it moves around does it have it's own theme music? Dun duh...dun duh......
Whew, you had us worried for a while there about that shark! Lightning says he would be willing to try to eat it for you. He chews everything.
Mom says to let us know how well it works, she is always on the watch for a good vacula.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
China? Shark? Next thing you know they'll be making you eat shark fin soup!
We are glad you aren't afraid of sharks Sarge.
Get it. Bite it.
Love Ruby & Penny
Show 'em who's boss!!!
This is so wrong! You can stay with me if they dont stop being so flakey!
Dachshund Nola
I bet Zona is oooing and ahhing over your bravery! Your peeps are very flakey;)
Licks,
Ruthie
You are sooooooooo brave. We just leave the room when our Vacula starts up....and it doesn't squeeee.
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
It certainly looks like you are NOT afraid of that! I like chasing ours around too.... Just think -- they keep the floor clean for you....it's like fresh bedding everyday!
Hi Sarge!!! I snuck onto my mom's work laptop to paw a few pals. I cannot BELIEVE the horror you have to live with! I would invite you here but my mom went to some strange land where a man talks with an accent about vacuums and bathroom hand dryers to get her vacula. She named it Dyson. Why do peeps insist on these things?? I happen to like our balls of furs floating around the house for all to admire!!
Sympathetic wags,
Zona
Sawge
I think you awe vewy bwave to stick awound and wait fow that Shawk box to be opened
I had to look away and I was aweady planning on sending you a ticket so you could move in wif me
Thank dog it wasn't jaws, but you'we wight..thhis is bad enuff
As fow leaving you long enuff to go to China, and then only bwinging you teeny tiny cown?
Sheeeesh, I'm speechless
Smoochie kisses
Asta
So sharks come in boxes....This planet fascinates me.
Yours,
Wow, Sarge, you are so brave!!
AROOOOOF!
Boondocks & The Love Shack Pack
Oh no!!!! Vacula will suck up your toys!!!! Stay away from that beast and keep your toys safe!!!
You are a very brave warrior, Sarge!
Death to Vaculas!! ....But, my mom wants me to ask you if it was good at picking up the dog hair?
Wyatt
Oh MAN!! I feel fur ya Sarge. Nice attack but guy~~you gotta bark at it!!!! Maybe then it will go away!!
wags
Jazzi
Why they love orturing us with monsters we'll never know! No a shark, poor Sarge
Benny & Lily
Sarge, you must be so totally brave to fight a Shark! Wowza and we heard that thing crying like a baby. You rock Sarge. We have a cleaner thingy too but we just don't care about it. Rory says it takes too much effort to move off his bed to bark at it. It does seem like an awfully long way to go to get a Vacula though. Silly peeps. Have a great weekend. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Looks to me that no good can come from that shark. Stay alert Sarge!
Yikes! Stay away from it. Those sharkies have sharp teeth.
I always have to throw my dogs out when I vacuum. Neither one of them like it.
Your a good helper Sarge, Your Momma is very proud of you :D
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It is a hard life you live Sarge that is for sure!!! You know you can always come live with me, I never vacuum!!! I never well hardly ever go to China either!!
You come now!!
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