October 31, 2016


Hey Everyone!
Wow, I've been missing all of you something fierce!    My crabby girls were starting to seriously consider putting such a pinch on The Hands if we didn't get back to Blogville.  BOL/POL.   We are all settled into our new home and it's great.   We love it here sooooo much.   We are about 1 1/2 streets away from FnE, so we can see each other in about 5 minutes...anytime we want.    I have so much to bark about and Shelldon & Beachnut are clacking their claws to catch up on all of the happenings.   Thanks bunches to Dougie Dog and Ann at Zoolatry for updating the Blogville Community Calendar for me.   AND, HAPPY HAPPY HOWLoWEENie TO ALL OF YOU!!

So, I want to tell you all about our new place, but I have a really important thingy to tell you about firstest.

Our bestest furiends at recently asked me to do a very special and amazing product review!   It is for:
  Wisdom Panel 3.0 Breed Identification DNA Test Kit for dogs!!
I'm so very excited to bark that my peeps received it in the mail, did the test, and got the results back last week.     I'll be doing two special posts all about this and here is the first one.   

 OMD I was so excited to have a delivery.   I knew this house would be okay once I was sure that Chewy can find me here.  BOL

 Okay, so here is the Wisdom Panel DNA kit.      Here is the LINKY THINGY to find it on Chewy:

 So, it comes in this really cool and very easy kit.   The mailer becomes the mailer, if you know what I mean.  BOL.    You open the box, then do the test, then it folds back up in the same box to mail it off to the lab.  EASY PEASY!

 There are these two swab thingies.   Mom put them in my mouth between my chompers and my lips and swirled them all around.   I slobbered on them a whole bunch, just to be sure.  

 Then the swab thingies stand up in these holes until your slobber dries.   WEIRD, but it works!  BOL

 Then you stick the labels on and it's ready to go to the lab. 

 Here's our fun new mailbox!    Check out what MAMAW put on there fur us...Welcome Gnome!   BWAR HAR HAR it's adorable and the postal peeps know we live here.

 In went the Wisdom Panel DNA box thingie with my slobber swabs and away it went.     

I gotta bark that it was very slick and easy.  Mom and I did this in about 15 minutes start-to-finish.   

Mom always said that I'm shaped a little like a Shepherd, have fur like a yellow Lab, a spotted tongue like a Chow, but I'm smaller than all of those.    Well, I'm totally a mutt from the local shelter, so this has always been a mystery to all of us.   WELL, NOT ANY MORE!!!   

Tune in on Wednesday, and I'll howl out the results to all of you, my very good furiends!  YOU WILL REALLY NEVER BELIEVE WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE THIS BODY OF MINE!   

Thanks again, to Miss Sydney, CHEWY.COM and my new furiends at WISDOM PANEL
 See you Wednesday!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish 


Julie said...

Hiya Bossman Sarge, so glad you've settled in to your new Gnome
I wonder what you DNA thingy will say, how exciting
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

So glad you are settled in your new Gnome. We are thrilled you are back. We have missed you so! Can't wait for the DNA results!

MadSnapper said...

love your new gnome and glad you love it to. and glad chewy found you. I can't wait for the results since you look so much like Max, I will find out what he possibley could have been

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM

{stately version}}} Well hello and welcome back and golly are we glad to see you &*>

{now back to happy dancing in my seat}}} hehehehehehe.... Oh yes I thinks you may have a bit of GSD, Sarge, but I have often wondered is there some corgi in there??? We shall see won't we? &*<> Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Collie222 said...

Good luck in your new home!

Robin + Christmas said...

Glad to see you back! Oh, and I can't wait to see what breeds are mixed into you!

easyweimaraner said...

oh that's interesting... I count the days till wednesday :O) I bet you are a famous policedog and your an´cestors were the malinoises with the bestest sniffer of slice earth. your mailbox totally rocks the mama bugged the dad immediately to find such one fur her too... Happy Howl-o-ween!

My Mind's Eye said...

Sarge we missed all of you terribly but are so glad your have moved and are settled in Mawmaw and PawPawpants leg's back yard!!

Good buddy if I had known you needed to know what you are I could have saved you a ton of slobber and time.

You are ...........a good friend......! Period

MOLMOLMOL hugs madi your bfff

TimberLove said...

Good to wee woo mate, congrats on the new home! Happy halloween,


Matilda the Boxer said...

Welcome back!! We missed you SOOOOOO much! And OMD, I did one of those Wisdom Panel thingies a few months ago to prove to Momma that I'm a FULL boxer. Boy was she surprised!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

EveryBUDDY is gonna be STUNNED... SHOCKED EVEN... when you share the results... WE already KNOW and STILL can't BELIEVE it....
ALSO... we want to say
WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN... We KNEW that Miss Donna would know how to find your house... We told her ALL ABOUT YOU... OH and we also told the UPS and Fed X guys... We would never want to miss a Pressie Package or Chewy Delivery... OR... OR.... the Annual Blogville Christmas Card Exchange and Peep Shaming. Just Sayin.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Well, well, well....
Happy Halloween
Lily & Edward

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

YAY!!! PAWsome!!! Can't wait ti find out the result. Have a FUN Halloween. Golden Woofs, SUGAR

WFT Nobby said...

This is so exciting. I can't wait to find out!
Gail says she hopes it doesn't turn out badly, like happens sometimes here when a fervent Scottish Nationalist finds out all his ancestors were really English (or at least Anglo-Saxon)!
Toodle pip!

Millie and Walter said...

Happy Halloween and welcome back Sarge and Crabby girls. We can't wait to see what your DNA results are. There were a couple of surprises in our results when we did them too.

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Welcome back, Sarge and we are so happy Chewy found you. We had no doubt they would. We can't wait to hear exactly who or what you are - but no matter what, you are still Sarge to us.

Happy Howloween.

Woos - Lightning and Misty

Idaho PugRanch said...

WELCOME BACK!!!!!! Gosh it is so good to see you Sarge!
We can't wait to here your results!
Mr Bailey, hazel & mabel

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Are you part wire-haired dachshund? Seems most of those DNA tests include that one. BOL!

Glad you're settled.

Noodles said...

Hi Sarge! Hi Sarge! Hi Sarge!
I sure missed you.
Love Noodles

LBJ said...

We love the mailbox and your new house is really nice. Mom couldn't talk Grandpa into living with them and she can't find the kind of work that she does where he lives so she just visits a lot and they talk a couple of times a day.

We're glad you are close to family.

Abby Lab

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...


It's s great to see you and we can't wait to hear more from the Crabby Gals...and to see what your slobber says!!!

Happy Halloween Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Jans Funny Farm said...

Glad you are settling into your new home where you can visit F&E often. Sounds like there will be many new adventures together.

That looks easy enough even Jan could do it right.

Ruby said...

OMD!!!! We've missed you BUNCHES!!!!!! Butts, GEESH!!!!! WTD??!!!! Keepin' us in suspense abouts the DNA thingie!!!! MAN! You really knows how to torture a gurl!
I am so glads you had a safe and happy move!!!
Ruby ♥

Anonymous said...

SARGE! You're BAAAACK! We missed you tons and tons. The Crabby Girls too.........I hope you like your new house. That DNA thing is totally cool - I bet you have some kitty cat in you too (hahahahaha). Can't wait to hear your results. WELCOME BACK!

Hugs, Sammy

Mara said...

I think there is some Irish Wolfhound in you. Or probably some Dachshund. Or both!!

Welcome back and I loooooooooove the mailbox!

Mara from Norway

Murphy said...

OMD! That is soooo cool! We can't wait to hear! And we are glad yous are back!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley