October 30, 2015

FFHT...Pumpkin Edition

Hey everyone!
Wow, this is one of my favorite days of the whole month!    It's time to join The Doods; Murphy and Stanley for FFHT.        This month's inclusion is "After that I never turned my back on a pumpkin."

OKAY...GOT IT!     Here I go.....

There once was a canine named Sarge
whose ego was overly large.
He prowled by his fence
and the critters did wince.
His fierce bite kept him always in charge.

He never thought himself a bumpkin
but once he underestimated a pumpkin.
Right at him it flew
and instantly he knew
On his head it would leave a big lumpkin.

The pumpkin did bounce off his head
and the thump it made filled him with dread.
His furiends would all chuckle
it made his knees buckle.
"After that I never turned my back on a pumpkin" he said.

Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!   That was a fun one Doods.   And perfect for HowlOWeenie eve.
Be sure to check out Bentley & Pierre, Sugar, Sammy and Dory today and tomorrow.  They all have really super cool events going on.    Click to the Blogville Community Calendar for links to them and details.      There are TWO hops involved, so both are listed below!!

Grr and a Pumpkin-Bashed Woof,
Sarge,  Gourd Victim


Cowspotdog said...

you are such a clever poet Sarge :)

easyweimaraner said...

that's GREAT! and I can borrow you a helmet... just in case some orange guys think it is funny to land on your head :o)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brwwahahahahahahaha - that was fang-tastic Sarge!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Matilda the Boxer said...

BOL! You're such a grreat poet!

My Mind's Eye said...

Sarge you might be a Top Cop by day but after hours your feets are Longfellows for sure!!
Bravo clapping wildly standing ovation
Hugs madi your bfff

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

BOL!!! We always look forward to your FFHT poems, Sarge!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Poodle At Play said...

Hahaha! what a wonderfully fun poem! Good job, Sarge!

Sheltie Times said...

Great poem Sarge.

Jans Funny Farm said...

hahaha! We love your post. Great rhyme to your story. Perhaps next time you'll duck?

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bwaa haa Sarge! that was a pawfect poem for the FFHT this month
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Claudia H. Blanton said...

haha, wonderful poem, love it!

Sweet William The Scot said...

A lumpkin on the noodle O.K. that is a new one on us.
Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble
Happy Halloween Sarge and Lori
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

Vanessa Morgan said...

Happy Halloween!

Murphy said...

Very well done Sarge, we are glad you liked it. Now is this ego thing true?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You are a poet, Sarge, do your feet show it??? BOL - that was a great tale.

Happy Halloween.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

M. K. Clinton said...

We are still laughing over the big lumpkin on your head! Not that it is there, but that you called it a lumpkin! Bahahaha! You could give Shakespeare a run for his money! Thanks for hopping with us. ♥

Ziggy Stardust said...

Sarge that was a great story!!

Happy Halloween

Ziggy Out!!

Little Miss Titch said...

Bwaaaahahahahaha that is funny Sarge,xx Speedy

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woo Hooo PAWsome!!!! Golden Woofs