December 02, 2011

Friday Complaint Department

Hey Everyone!
Wow, first I gotta take care of serious business:
1.  Sorry I've been MIA for awhile.  More on that in a minute.
2.  Blogville Community Calendar is now updated with a bunch of PAWESOME EVENTS!
3.  Thanks again to everyone who pawticipated in my Give Us The Bird event and congrats again to Slimmer Pugs!  They chose a $20 yummer pack as their prize and it will be on its way Monday.


Okay, now I rarely gripe about my peeps.  Really, mostly they're pretty cool, but I have a serious (insert female dog word here) about them now!   !#$^&*(&*%$#!    

First, they talked me into a really, really, really long undercover assignment in the local canine slammer.  That's right Blogfans, they had me spend SEVEN (7) full days doing research and covert ops in the big house at Thanksgiving.  Okay, so I did it.  It surely wasn't pretty but I did my COP job.

Then, I find out that they went off and had a long visit with my beloved Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs while I was working hard for a living!  Can you believe the nerve?!?  I'm snout-to-the-grindstone and they're living it up at Frankie's house.  BOOOOOOOOO.  So, now they got to see the cool peeps AND visit with Frankie and Frankie's new puppy Ernie!  I haven't even met him in the fur yet.  *SNORT*  Pththtthttttthhhhhh.   Rats.  

And another thing!!   It turns out that my peeps got to meet Sagira and her peeps in the reals too!   Oooooo I'm really miffed now.  STEAMING OUT MY EARS!   Sagira is so cool and my peeps saw her run an Agility Trial.  They said it was totally pawesome and she is so pretty and sweet.  Her peeps were super nice to talk with.   Sagira did a great job!   Warooooooo Howwwwwlllll.  I missed it all.  More !#$^%&*) words for my peeps. 

Furthermore....I can't have my pressies yet!  Yes, you read right.  I have received pressie packs from my gift exchange pal Finn and pressies from Sagira and pressies from Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs.  Know what I've been allowed to have out of all this loot?????   Just this:

Now granted it's really cool.  Papaw Pantslegs made this for me personally.  You put treats in it then let me bash it all over the house so the yummers fall out.  He did a great job and I love, love, love it.  But, that's it!   The rest is aparently "RESERVED FOR CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS".  Oh, come on now!  Double rats.    Like Frankie says, "Oh Cat Crap"!.   I'm pretty miserable.

So, there you go.  That's my (again insert female dog word here) for the day...actually for several days.  Pthththththtththhhh to my peeps.  I sure hope all of you, my Blogville Furiends can feel my pain.  Anyway, I'm hoping that since it's officially December, maybe I'll get my pressies soon.....before I grow old and gray. 

Hoping all of you are having a better start to the holiday season than I am!  BOL   Any of you need another pooch in your pack?!?   I think I'm available...
Grr and a Supremely Ticked-Off Woof,
Sarge, COP


Anonymous said...

Oh Sarge it will get better I promise! :D Aren't toys with treats in them that you can bash just the best! Enjoy pal :D

Waggin at ya,

PeeS: There's a new show that just started at Pet Fiction Theater. Could you maybe put in on the calendar for me? :) Thanks pal :D

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You are always welcome here, Sarge. And if you bring your pressure, we will let you open them right away:)

Did you dig up anything good on your covert operation? After a hard week's work like that, we think it is time for a Sarge vacation. Maybe you can go west to see Frankie and meet Ernie, then keep going west and head to our area.

Have a great weekend.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Berts Blog said...

Oh SArge, I had no idea that that was what you were doing. And it was so good of you to go undercover and not ask any of your deputies to do it instead.

Here, while you were in the slammer, we were out hiking and playing and enjoying our turkey dinner.

Sir, I take my hat off to you. You are the best boss ever. Any other boss would use his seniourity and higher rank and make us underlings do that, but not you.

Thank you so much......


Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Awwwwwwwww Sarge BUDDY I SOOOOOOO Feel you Pain. I (Frankie Furter) WANTED you to come fur the visit.. BUTT when you said that you were hearing stories of Pup abuse in the Slammer... I knew you were going to go inSNIFFigate it. I KNEW you would need to find out if it was TRUE that in the Slammer they only let the dawgs OUT to Potty ONCE a Day. And that they NEVER gave TREATS, and NEVER gave Scritches and Ear Rubs, and that they only fed the "INMATES" 87 TINY pieces of kibble a Day.. and NO Toppings on them either. YES... I just Knew you would want to check all that out... AND that there was NO Zoomies allowed and NO a Single Bark permitted. YES.. FUR SURE you had to check this all out.
I did miss you though. BUTT I suppose OUR rather LOUD and Animated DISCUSSIONS about PAWlitics and stuffs... just might have SCARED Little Ernie.
AND... you can count your blessings that you totally MISSED Putting UP WITH........... FRANCINE and ERNESTINE.

Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and Mom said...

You are a dedicated cop, Sarge. You did your job well! And pressies are waiting. And, like Frankie said, you didn't have to put up with Francine and Ernestine. So...look on da bright side of da light bulb, big guy!


HoundDogMom said...

We got our pressie as well and we are not allowed to open it yet. I think it is some sort of control thing these humans have over us. Like you got a pressie, but you can't have it. BOL Sniffs, The HoundDogs

The Daily Pip said...

Sarge! I think you better start your own protest like me - no more leaving you in the BIG HOUSE AND you have a right to open any and all pressies, IMMEDIATELY!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: Glad you are back!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We feel your pain, Sarge. We always have to go 'camping' when anything fun happens around here. But we usually have 'make up' treats and activities. You're being totally WRONGED!!!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

Road Dog Tales said...

Oh no! We thought you got to meet your cuzzin Ernie and Sagira in the furs, too! Totally unfair! You make up a petition and we'll sign it! NO MORE "JOBS" AT THE BIG HOUSE!!!

Bet those pressies will be totally worth the wait, though :)

The Road Dogs

Backcountry Brodie said...

That is so rong, Sarge. I think you need to file a complaint with PETA. I is sure if'n you sign it Sarge, COP, your case will get priority attenshuns. There just has to be consequences fur bad pawrental behaviors.

Deborah said...

Hey Sarge, before your through us in the clinker! LOL
I just emailed the company doing the give-a-way and she said it's OK to award it now.
My mother has been very ill and my sister-in-law too, so I have had family problems and everytime I thought of the blog, it was toooooo late for me :)
SOOOOOO I'm off to pick the winner! Great minds think alike, just yesterday I said, I have to DO THIS!!!!
Thanks Sarge!

Deborah said...

Hey Sarge, before your through us in the clinker! LOL
I just emailed the company doing the give-a-way and she said it's OK to award it now.
My mother has been very ill and my sister-in-law too, so I have had family problems and everytime I thought of the blog, it was toooooo late for me :)
SOOOOOO I'm off to pick the winner! Great minds think alike, just yesterday I said, I have to DO THIS!!!!
Thanks Sarge!

Anonymous said...

Oh Sarge I agree! My Mom will not let me open the package from Sweet William the Scot my gife exchange pal. This is NOT right. The package says Tessa!

Oh well, it;s like 87 days to wait but you never know they may have a change of heart and let us open our gifts early!

woos, Tessa

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Sarge, totally unfair. Maybe your mum and dad need to be sent to their room for a week and not allowed out. No hang on, they might like that. Scrap that one. Send them out for a solid week of Christmas shopping just for you. Yeah. Lots of crowds, kids screaming and people pushing. That will do the trick.

Hope you sorted out any problems in the 'big house'. Take it easy buddy. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Sagira said...

Sarge, I feel your pain. We are now allowed to open our pressies from you all until "closer to Christmas" either. What a bummer. your other comment to. I didn't want you to send me anything, I just wanted to let you know that I did join in because we thought it was a lot of fun and we thought we left you a comment but who knows...with all this OT mom works she sometimes forgets to do stuff. No biggie, just wanted you see my bird! haha.

Anonymous said...

Oh, boy, Sarge. I thinks you are Most Justified in your complaints. That sure was a lotta fun stuffs you missed out on. But I for one know I feel safer cuz of all that undercover ops work you did. Thank you for being that thin sandy-colored line for the rest of us!

Wiggles & Wags,

PeeS. I still think you need to take a look at Brudder Ranger's postie from Monday and let us know if we can file a complaint or something.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my word the nerve of those pawrents! They are lucky you don't tell Sandy Paws how naughty they have been
Benny & Lily

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Oh Sarge - what a cat crappy start to December!! Pushed into doin' investigations while your peeps were out visitin' your furiends!!!! How mean. Just thing of the HHUUUGGGEEE presents your peeps are gonna havta cough up now for your Christmas!!! BOL!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Finn said...

Uh oh, I would watch out if I were you Sarge's peeps, that sounds like hell is a brewing at your house!!

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Maybe the next time your mom goes to Harrisburg, woo should go along -

AND make a run fur York!

PeeEssWoo: How khool your humans got to meet Sagira!!!