Snicker Saturday...Gazing at PeeMail?

Hey Everyone!
Wow, there's been a ginormous change in my yard and it's the subject of today's Saturday chuckle!   Stay with me, the chuckle is at the end...



So the front of my house used to look like this:

Not bad....it's the "cabin in the woods" feel.   Nice daisy/hummingbird yard flag and the typical garden hose.    *Yawn*.



Then, out of nowhere, my peeps start in gathering rocks and moving them up front and building something.    Then it looked like this:

Not quite done, but close...

Next step, looked like this...



 And finally:

Now it looks like this!    TaaaDaaaaaaah.

Check out that gorgeous Gazing Ball!   This was a pressie from Mamaw to my Mom and we love it bunches.   It is amazingly beautiful.    It deserved a perfect place out front to show it off and be certain that it can really be seen.   Gosh, it's pretty.   Don't worry, I haven't forgotten the Snicker part!  BOL   The laugh is coming up.

Doesn't that look great?!?    We're thrilled with it and send our biggest thanks to Mamaw for the pretty gazing ball.



Okay, okay, for the funny part!    See that concrete bunny potter with the purple/pink flowers?
Well, that used to live by our porch steps and it was the most amazing and perfect place for PEEMAIL!   BWAR HAR HAR    Now, I'm not just barking for me...nope...Frankie and Ernie liked to pee there too.   It was in just the right spot for serious mailing.   BOL     So, now Mom went and moved it and put it in this place of honor with the new gazing ball.    Oh, what's a dog to do???

No problem.   I just walk right on up there and pee on it anyway.  BWAR HAR HAR.   When FnE came to visit, the did the same thing I did...walked over and prepared to pee in our usual bunny potter spot and *GULP* and *DOUBLE-TAKE* it wasn't there!   No problem for them either, they just moved over and left pee mail on the new rock border.   Close enough!


So, it might be pretty, but it was a serious re-adjusting of the favorite mail spot.   Well, that's okay, it reads just as well in the new spot.   Everyone got a chuckle as we pooches re-aimed our pee shooters.
So now we three pooches are Gazing at PeeMail!   BWAR HAR HAR



BTW:   PLEASE STOP BY TO SEE FRANKIE TODAY...IT'S HIS EIGHTH BARKDAY!!!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

My Gotcha Party

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I had the bestest Gotcha Day party EVER!   I'm so very lucky that Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs and Frankie and Ernie were here last weekend to celebrate with me.   It was an amazing time and I gotta bark that Mamaw REALLY knows how to throw a BASH!   BOL    Hang on, furiends, this is a long one, but the best is at the end.    Check it out:

OMD    Lookie at this amazing party layout!    Papaw Pantslegs got me that new teddy bear and also a new apple-shaped horsie ball for my yard.   They gave me that colorful duckie too!

I love me a good teddy bear and this one is pawesome!

Mamaw has some serious skill in the foodables department!   This is the most delish party dinner ever!    Burger and mackerel and sardines, and TOTALLY YUMMERS!    Dang, Mamaw, you're the bestest cook ever!

What's in here?!?
Notice my new collar?   That's from my Dad and I gotta bark that Papaw Pantslegs sure liked it because he's a John Deere fan.   BOL

Ooooo Party Favors!   

Gimme that...I just unwrapped it!    Inside those cardboard tubes are lots of treats.   Cool!



OKAY FURIENDS, HERE COMES THE BESTEST PART!!
Lookie what Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs and FnE gave me!

Under my new duckie is a really ginormous box!

Lemme at it...lemme at it...lemme at it...what the heck is in there????

OMD furiends, it's a new COT!    I love my older one, but it's getting worn.   Here's Dad and Papaw Pantslegs doing the Some-Assembly-Required routine.   Gee, they didn't even say any HBO words.  BOL    It is sooooo wonderful and comfy and very stylish in my house.   I love it tons.

As you can see, it fits me perfectly.   BOL     If any of you would like one, check out chewy.com and you'll find several to choose from.   I can pawmise you they're wonderful!

Thanks so much to my peeps and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs and FnE for giving me the bestest Gotcha Day #8 Party a pooch could ever hope for!    Treats, toys, dinner, favors, collar, and COT.   WOW WOW BOW WOW WOW.

Grr and a Grateful Woof,
Sarge, Lucky Hound

My Pressie from Bunk

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I was sooooo excited awhile back when I won a great pressie from my pal Bunk!   If you don't know him, click his name to check him out.

Take a peek at what he sent to me:

OMD these are Steamy/Ice Pups from The Honest Kitchen!     COOL!

Now, look how healthy these are for us.   Meat, whey, and healthy veggies.

Each pouch gets mixed with a cup of water.  Then stirred up.  Then you can use it warm as broth over foodables, or freeze it for a cool and icy treat.    Here's my Mom getting a batch all made up for me to try.   She has the ice cube tray ready to go.

 Hey, these are delish!    I'm not always an ice fan, but can you see these cool treats?!?   They have such tasty flavors frozen inside.   I really like them!

Since Frankie and Ernie were here visiting, we all tried them out.   Frankie jumped right on them and he crunched and munched and slurped until they were all gone.   

 Ernie enjoyed the delish flavor too!    OMD these are really tasty.

 

YUM YUM YUM!   I'm getting every drop.

These are really delish and so easy to make up.  Your peeps will love how quickly they stir up for a healthy and flavorful treat.    I didn't really have to do a review of these, but since I definitely wanted to give a HUGE BIG THANKS TO MY FURIEND BUNK, I wanted to share how great these are.   If you're interested, check out Honest Kitchen here. 

Bunk, you're one fabulous and totally puggy, good furiend!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

WINNER on WEDNESDAY

Hey Everyone!
Wow, thanks so much for all of the Gotcha Day Wishes yesterday!   Thanks Mamaw for putting the bark out about that and I really wagged about all of the comments.

Thanks so much to all of you for making Date Day so successful and FUN!   OMD the turnout was amazing.   Here are all of the dating furiends who left a comment and posted about their date:
Madi & Raz
Allie & Mau
Millie & Tommy
Walter & Tuiren
Ranger & Mollie
Sampson & Astrid
Susie & Sidebite
Casey & Maggie Mae
Easy & Shasta
Shiloh & Tasha
Lee & Phod
Murphy & Ruby
Stanley & Taffy
Charlie & Whitley & Finley
Sweet William & Jazzi
Angus & Sweet Liberty
Stella Rose & Stan
Whitney & Jackson
Lily & Edward
That's THIRTY-NINE daters for the drawing!   Woohoooo  You guys are so pawesome.
Now, that doesn't count my date Ruby, F-n-E, Roxy and the Furter Wives or Coccolino and the crabby girls.  That just wouldn't be fair if they won.   Everyone else was entered individually.

AND HERE IS THE RESULT:

Woooohooooo to    T A S H A ! ! !     Congrats, my furiend and I'll be sending a pressie pack to you next week.    OMD I'm so very excited that you won.    My thanks again to all of you for joining the event and I'm glad that everyone seemed to have fun.   Boy, we had some amazing, romantical, whimsical, nutty, creative, sweet dates!    A special thanks to my date Ruby for being so very adorable and wonderful and the Crabby Girls are sending a claw-clacking thanks to Coccolino for showing them an amazing time too. 
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Grateful Furiend

Date Day with Ruby...Two of Two

Hey everyone!
Wow, this is soooo much fun!   I'm really wagging to see that so many of you, my very bestest furiends, are joining me for Blogville Date Day today.    Don't forget to get your own posts up and comment here so that I know you're pawticipating.   Then you'll be entered in my random drawing for a prize pressie worth at least $20 and shipped anywhere in the Blogville world.



So, back to my amazing date with the lovely Ruby!   In case you missed it, we already posted the first half of our adventure together.   Just click back to the last older post and see our fun time playing in the water and having lunch at an outdoor cafe.

That was just the first half of our Date Day!   Now that we've had a fun walk and got something to eat, I took Ruby to the movies.  

It was a nice long walk to the theater, so we were ready for snacks!   BOL   The concession stand had all of the bestest yummers.   Can't do a movie without popcorn!    YUM   Ruby seemed so excited and I think she's having as much fun as I am today.   

We found perfect seats and I arranged for us to have this one all to ourselves.    Nice!

It's a special screening of Lady and the Tramp!    Set up especially for us.   We snacked and snuggled up together and enjoyed every minute of this classic puppy love flick.

Ruby is the sweetest gal and I'm really having fun with her today.   Check out our yummers!   The movie was wonderful and we had a fabulous time.


After the movie, I took Ruby out on the town to end our date with some dancing!   I heard Ruby is a super dancer with serious moves.

Oh wow, Ruby can totally dance her paws off!    Holy cow she's wonderful.

We had a great time at the dance club and I wish it could have lasted longer.

Alas, it was getting late and I wanted to get her home at a gentlemanly hour.   She's such a sweetie and I escorted her home to her family.

I finished our wonderful Date Day together with a sweet smooch on the cheek as I said goodnight.

Ruby, you are a great gal and I had a fabulous time with you today!   Thanks for being so special and I hope you had as much fun as I did today.


Thanks again to all of you for joining in the fun and good luck to all of you in the drawing!   You have until midnight tonight to post and comment to be entered.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, LoverBoy

Coccolino and the B.O.S. Girls

Hello, Darlings.   Well, Date Day is finally here and our gorgeous beau, Coccolino has arranged a marvelous experience for us!   He's so wonderful and we are totally agog about our adventure.

 

OMClawd, he is taking us to a posh and trendy RESORT!   The view is extraordinary and we love the atmosphere of this beautiful place.   There is a lot of wonderful water and tropical weather.

 

 Coccolino arranged for a lot of beach time for us!   He's so very thoughtful and knows that we crabby girls thoroughly enjoy digging for new shells and wandering about on the sandy beaches.

 

Goodness, check out the extravagant buffet at our resort hotel!   This is a crabby and piggy delight!  POL   The seafood is delicious and we girls are enjoying every pinch and nibble of tropical fruit.   Coccolino dug right in and found all sorts of culinary wonders.   These are meals fit for royalty.

We spent a wonderful time at our resort.   We strolled on the beach, dug for shells, took lots of relaxing naps in the warm tropical air and had amazing meals.  Our darling Coccolino certainly treats us like a trio of queens and we adore him beyond measure.   Please be sure to visit his blog today.   Thank you, dearest, for whisking us away to a wonderful tropical paradise!

We are sending all of our Blogville friends wishes for wonderful dating adventures.

Ciao and Little Pinches,

Beachnut, Oceana, Shelldon

The B.O.S. girls

 

Date Day with Ruby...One of Two

Hey everyone!
Wow, the big day is finally here!   It's Blogville Date Day and I'm so very lucky to be taking the amazingly sweet RUBY out today to celebrate.   She's adorable and I've arranged for a great adventure for us.

Do you have your post ready?!?   Don't miss out.   Just post today about your date and leave a comment for me here so that I know you're on your date.  Do those two things and you'll be entered in my random drawing for a prize pressie worth at least $20 and shipped anywhere in the whole Blogville world.




So, here's the first post about my date with Ruby.

First, the weather looked a little iffy, so we put on our favorite rain gear and took a nice long walk together in the rain!   OMD we played in puddles and splashed around.   It was great fun.

 We got to spend a few hours enjoying a soft, gentle shower and splashing like crazy!  BOL
Ruby is a great gal and she got right into the wet and wild fun!

 Everyone should let loose and enjoy a fun afternoon in the rain!   We did it in fine style and enjoyed every single splish.  BOL   Check out this pretty bridge.   What a nice way to celebrate the outdoors!

We might have even done a little howling in the rain too!   BOL



After all of that, we started getting a little hungry.    I was planning on that, so I whisked Ruby off to my favorite Outdoor Cafe for a nice lunch.    The skies cleared up and the sun came out just in time!

She seemed to like this idea too, and it's a beautiful day out now for a cafe-style meal.   Check out the atmosphere of this place!    It's perfect for a lunch date.     OMD Ruby looks gorgeous in her dress today!     Doesn't she look wonderful?!?

We grabbed my favorite table and I ordered for us.   Nice cool water and ginormous club sandwiches!   OMD they are delish and we ate every bite.   Ruby and I have the same tastes and totally agreed that this was a wonderful snack break.



I told Ruby that this was just the start of our day together!   Come back in a few hours and see how the rest of our Date went.


Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Hopeless Romantic

Remember to Date

Hey Everyone!
Wow, the big day is almost here!   Remember to take your favorite guy or gal on a super date Monday.   Post about your adventure together and leave a comment here for me.  You and your date(s) will be entered in the big drawing.    Everyone gets in, and the prize is worth at least $25 and will ship to anyone, anywhere!   Wooohooooo!    

I'm so extremely excited about my date with Ruby!   I have set us up for a wonderful time together and I can't wait to share it with all of you.

The crabby girls are all agog because Coccolino has arranged for a fabulous date for them too!

See you on Monday!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Hopeless Romantic

Freaky Friday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, the weirdest thing happened to me the other day!   OMD it was freaky fur sure and I was about to bark a piece of my mind in my Dad's direction!  BOL       Check this out:

 

 Hey Dad!   Are you taking that bucket for a truck ride?   Can I go???   Whaddya mean, No?

Holey Moley those are my collars!     OMD all of my collars...what's going on here?!?!?

 Noooooooo!! 

Oh, it's C R A Z Y ! ! !     It's M A D N E S S ! ! ! !

Oh, this is horrible.    DAD HOW COULD YOU?!?!? 

 Hmmmm.    Well, I gotta admit they do look better.  

 

Okay, I get it.   Gotta hang them up to dry in the sun so they're fresh and ready to wear again.   

So, I guess this kinda proves maybe my collars needed a bath after all.  BWAR HAR HAR
It's okay, Dad, I forgive you.   BOL

Has this ever happened to you and your collars?!?   Boy, was I ever worried!



 BTW:   All of these collars are from Clara's Collars.   They're the bestest ever!

 BTW Again:  Don't forget about Date Day on the 19th.   Post about your date and comment here to be entered for the prize pressie.    And, don't forget about Sidebites and his Race Day event!


Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm