May 23, 2015
Snicker Saturday....Mom's CARcass
Wow, I'm so excited because I have company this weekend! YUP, it's:
So, I won't be around much because we'll be super busy having lots of fun. BOL
BUT, it wouldn't be the weekend without a chuckle from me to you.
Okay, what happens if you take THIS:
Answer: You get THIS:
You got it! My Mom had a little mousie living in her beloved RU. Now, being a kind hearted, if somewhat nutty peep, she decided that this was cute. Dad, not so much. She made Dad leave it alone because it wasn't huring anything except a few napkins and tissues from her glove compartment and she said mice gotta live too. ahem.
WELL, the poor wayward mousie musta gotten all sorts of confused and ended up in a part of the car where it couldn't get out. You guessed it....the mousie died. Right there inside the deepest inner guts of Mom's beloved RU. Now, it's not so cute anymore.
So, the end of the math equation is this. If you take one cute mousie, add it to one beloved RU, add in one nest of napkins, divide by the square root of one rodent rainbow bridge crossing
THE TOTAL IS THIS:
Oh, that's toooo funny! Mom's car has a yucky deceased mousie funk about it and stinks like mad. She's stuck driving with her head out the window just like us. BOL
Hope this story gave you as big a laugh as it did me and Dad. We've been ROFL about this for a few weeks now.
PeeS: Dad did try to find the little mousie CARcass, but it's somewhere deep inside the RU and can't be found. We figure it will take about 2 months for the stink to disappear. Poor mousie!
Have a super weekend, and for my American furiends have a wonderful Memorial Day Holiday!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Laughing Hound
PeeS again: I can laugh because I always travel in Dad's car! BWAR HAR HAR