March 25, 2015

My Barkday Today

Hey everyone!
Wow, I gotta celebrate today because it's my BARKDAY!   Yup, I'm 9 today.    Luckily for me, I had Frankie and Ernie and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs here this past weekend so we could have a nice party to help me enjoy my day.

Here is all of the action:::

Frankie and Ernie got it all set up just right! 

Look at all of my pressies...Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs are super shoppers!

FnE:   Party Animals!    BWAR HAR HAR

OMD it's a skunkie unstuffie!     I love those.    :)

Mamaw got me a new stuffie bear too.   Oh, this is a blast!    I wish all of you, my Blogville furiends could be here too.

My bestest pressie was from's a new Wiggly Giggly ball.   I jumped right onto it and started playing.

Now, it's actually my Easter pressie, but I got it early and I'm so very glad.   Check out this fun!

Turn up the volume too!!    This ball is crazy and I love it!

Now hold onto your hats everyone....wait until you see this part!!!
 Okay, that top left one is an ordinary bone.   The other three are...wait for it...are you ready?....sit down first..... THOSE ARE DEHYDRATED TURKEY BUTTS!!!   Oh, BWAR HAR HAR   Isn't that crazy?!?    Yup, we got to chow down on turkey asses (ahem) and they are delish.     BOL

Wow, this was just about the bestest barkday ever!    Thanks FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs for helping me celebrate my 9th in high style and with lots of fun.    That giggle ball will entertain me for a very long time...or at least until next year's party.  BOL

Hope all of you have a super day too.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Barkday Boy

March 23, 2015

Guys Day Joke Room

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is the coolest day to be a guy!    It's Frankie and Ernie's GUYS DAY!
Be sure to visit FnE to get the links to all of the day's events....unless you're a girl, of course.   BWAR HAR HAR

Step into my GUYS CAVE and prepare to laugh.    This is our official GUYS DAY JOKE ROOM!   Come on in, have a seat, tell a few belly-busters.

As you can see, the stage is complete with a Bark-O-Lounger!

Up first, our host FRANKIE:

  Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

 Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!

Here's another jokester to tickle your funny bone:

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.
Oh, that's a howler!      From Chester and Joey at The Daily Bone:  

Our own Co-Mayorz Murphy & Stanley have one for us:
Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!    Great one Doods!

Our pal Gussie is hanging around and he loved that joke!   He's our best fan and audience member today.  Thanks for the support, buddy!   :)

Here's our buddy Speedy!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane. 

Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy! 

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. 

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? 
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop! 

 Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon! 

Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny 

Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line 

Wow, Speedy, those were great...someone rolled off their chair!   :)

Here's a scene from Easy and it's sure to get a laugh and a wag!
That's one we can all relate to fur sure!   BWAR HAR HAR

Our next jokester is our pal Bertie!    Jump up on the BarkOLounger and go to it!

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guy sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihauhuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Here's a belly buster from Edward!
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
In the mush room, BOL

Here's our pal Dui with another joke for everyone!
Oh, that's so funny I think he cracked himself up with that one!   BOL

Arty is taking his turn on the stage now!

Wow, that one will make you think a little!   Great joke my furiend!

Speaking of thinking:::   Lassie and Benji have a riddle for us next:::
Note: The answer is a word with 4 letters. Here are 3 clues for you to guess the 4 letter word. - - - -
Clue 1- this word as a noun is a type of fish.
Clue 2- this word as a verb means complain.
Clue 3- what kind of "pet" does a "car" have. (Hint: its 6 letters long and lots of times u see celebrities posing with red ones like them).
Now just subtract the last 2 letters of that word and you'll find the 4 letter answer.

(In case you didn't figure out clue 3 the answer was CARPET minus ET spells CARP)
Answer:  CARP

Bentley's taking a turn next!    I bet he has a really funny one for us.

Why do most dogs make bad dancers?  They have two left feet!
OMD that's a great one, Bentley!    So true, so true!

The Joke Room Bark-O-Lounger now features our furiend Ranger!
Oh, that's a great technojoke!   BWAR HAR HAR

Well, okay, she's a girl, but that's a really cool joke and it's about a Dad, so it's fine.   Thanks for joining in Laika.   

Our pal Nin has our next joke:   Go for it, Nin!   You are one cool kitty furiend.
Q:      What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? 

Oreo is taking a turn in the BarkOLounger next!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

AND OMD IT's ANOTHER GIRL!   Addi jumped in...
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Hope you had fun guys!   Be sure to check out all of the other events going on today.
Grr and a Manly Woof,
Sarge, GUY

March 20, 2015

Frankie and Ernie on Friday

Hey Everyone!
Wow, I'm so incredibly excited because today is the day Frankie and Ernie and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs will arrive for our first visit of the year!    Isn't that great?!?    I'm ready and so are my peeps.    Just counting the minutes now until they get here....   tick tock tick tock 

 So, all day today, FnE will look like this as they toodle down the road!

And until they get here safe and sound, I will look like this!
Waiting, waiting, waiting...

I won't be around much this weekend...we will be very busy catching up and having a blast.   See everyone next week.
Don't forget Monday is FnE's GUYS DAY and I'll be hosting the JOKE ROOM.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish