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August 18, 2014

Oz and Bad Poetry Day






Hey Everyone!
Wow, I love Bad Poetry Day hosted by our pal Oz!   Here is my entry and be sure to check out his post for details...


My name is Sarge, and I live in the woods;
from my cabin I chase all the critters I coulds.

I run and I zoom, and my jaws they go snap;
those chipmunks that survive, well they never come back.

My name is Sarge, and strangers I will bash;
my barks which are fierce, through their ears will go crash.

I go berzerk with the vet and act totally crazed;
at home on my cot, my days are spent lazed.

My name is Sarge and I live in the woods;
I'm afraid I must bark, that this poem's no goods.



Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Bad Poet

24 comments:

easyweimaraner said...

hahahaha GREAT! yes, I remember the vet-attack buddy! What a cool poem... think the chipmunks will run when they read it!

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! That is a SUPER poem, Sarge! Dawg, you are multi-talented!
Oz

Amy Boyer said...

Well Sarge that poem takes the cake…you chose a great theme and even made it rhyme, I love it! Your pal, Toby

Madi and Mom said...

OH CONTRA SARGE YOU MIGHT LIVE IN THE WOODS BUT YOUR POEM IS MOST GOODS!! IN FACT WE give you a ton of aPAWs!!
Hugs madi your bfff

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We think it is an excellent poem - bravo and paws claps

Molly The Wally said...

Oh my, Sarge Bad Poet.....bravo...bravo my fine friend. Applaws, applaws. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

animal lover, quilt lover said...

We think you did great Sarge!!
Have I told you that I love you Sarge??????
Thanks for your visit!

Emma said...

The first part of your poem is a lot like mine with the critter stuff. I love to hunt critters! Thanks for a truly bad poem ;)

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

SUPER JOB SARGE you managed to mention EVERYTHINGY that is NEAR and DEAR to your ♥. ESP. your VET.
WELL DONE BUDDY.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Whooa! Superb
Lily & Edward

Chef Sasha said...

Bravo Bravo!! That is the best worst poem ever. I am working on mine, I want it to be really bad, so bad that its good. I think, I don't know, but it will be bad.

Great job!

Love Sasha

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great Poem Sarge!!! love it!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Noodles said...

Hi Sarge,
I did not even know about this because my secretary is lazy AND YET I posted some very bad poetry on my blog today! How fortuitous!
Love Noodles

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Yay, Sarge! We love your BAD poem.

Ranger said...

BOL !!! "I go berzerk with the vet and act totally crazed". Love dat line.
Dat is one bad poem. I hope you win.
GTG and read some more bad poems.
Wags,
Ranger

Whitley Westie said...

Great job!

Millie and Walter said...

That was an excellent bad poem Sarge.

Sam said...

Yay Sarge. That's pretty darn good.

Poodle At Play said...

THIS is one super good-bad poem! Or maybe it's a bad-good poem?!

sprinkles said...

That was a most excellent poem, Sarge! I have been thinking of what I want to make my poem about.

I didn't realize that Chewy sells replacement covers for those beds. I remember when you got yours and have been wanting one ever since.

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Sarge ..... all the poems I've read so far have been BAD, BAD, BAD!! Sorry to say yours is too, mate but at least yours rhymes so I s'pose it's good then, aye???

Laika said...

Great Bade Poem LOL.

M. K. Clinton said...

Truly a poem written from your soul. Beautifully bad. ♥

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We love your bad poem Sarge!