August 29, 2014
Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails...I can't believe I ate...
Wow, I almost forgot about our furiends Murphy and Stanley and their Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails event today! duh I don't want to miss out on the fun with my dood furiends, so here I go::::
Once upon a time, in a (non)mystical cabin in the woods, there lived a dog. A mutt really, but with a heart of gold (ahem). While lazing away a lovely Summer afternoon our mutt named Sarge happened to notice a tasty scent dancing in the air. Sarge was the sort to enjoy a special snack, so he decided to investigate. Using his talented snooter, our hero found the source of the heavenly smell and stood gazing longingly at....
Being a resourceful sort of pooch, Sarge delicately plucked the sweet treat from the stand and immediately set to work as only a foodable fanatic could. Luckily, there were no villains afoot in the woods on this fine day, so our hero took his time to lovingly devoured the delightful find.
All too soon the chocolate was consumed and only the...
Our hero was not to be deterred and considering his hunger was still aparent, he proceeded to devour the wrapper as well. Oh, what a wonderful treat for our Sarge and his rumbly tumbly! Following the final gulp of his fabulous snack, our hero retreated to his bed for a well-deserved nap. As he drifted off to the land of nod, he mused to himself, "I can't believe I ate the wrapper and all."
Now, dear readers, do not fear for our hero is stout of stomach and was able to doze in peace and lived to roam another day.
Thanks, Doods, for hosting this fun event!
Grr and Woof,
(BTW: YES I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT! BOL)
(BTW: YES THERE WAS A FOIL WRAPPER AND A PAPER WRAPPER TOO! BOL)
(BTW: YES IT WAS MY MOM's! BOL)
(BTW: YES MY MOM WAS FURIOUS! BOL)