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September 12, 2015

OMDeee THE SNOWFREAKS






Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is simply CRAZY!     CRAZY, I say!       Somehow during the big move from Oh Hi Oh to Pencil Vane E Ah our beloved Frankie and Ernie have lost control of their snowfreaks.   Holy moley Mamaw is in big trouble now and I might even have to consider giving her a little bit of stink eye over this mess.     Her ginormous collection of snowfreaks have managed to escape the movers and boy have they been busy!     

I've had to pull up my big Police Commissioner pants and lay down the law.




A little surveillance work here caught some of the snowfreaks in mid-escape from the moving truck.







Well, it didn't take them long to cause trouble.      This trio wandered right on out into traffic...didn't bother to wait for the crossing light and KABLAMMO.    They caused a nasty wreck.   My first ticket of the day.    Surely won't be my last.    ahem




Dang, I hate paperwork.  








Then, if that wasn't bad enough, this pair decided to build their very own igloo right in the middle of town!        OMD this is not good.    Someone's gonna rubberneck and cause another wreck.    Not to mention the fact that this thing is going to melt everwhere and flood the street.    SHESH!






Second ticket of the day.    NO BUILDING PERMIT for that rediculous igloo.








This was probably their dumbest stunt.    Now, I can certainly appreciate wanting to go swimmie.    Heck, I love a good swimmie.    But, these idiots can't go swimmie in the Blogville City Park fountain!





Yup, more tickets.    They bobbed around in there until they froze our fountain solid!      The Blogville City Park Dancing Waters might never work right again.     Yikes.









This was by far the worst of the whole nightmare.      Just look at these two!    Strolling right down the sidewalk pooping their snowfreak poop and not scooping.    They are getting a nasty ticket fur sure.    Everyone knows you gotta SCOOP THE POOP.   Even if it is snowfreak poop.    Who wants to step in that slushy stuff.       OMD they're driving me nutty today!




Oh, a big ole citation for this one.   






Well, there was a lot more mayhem all around Blogville thanks to the escaped snowfreak collection.    By the end of the day, our Blogville P.D. truck looked like this:





Don't even ask how I managed to handcuff these idiots!   BOL   ahem.

Anyway, I rounded them up, gave them their tickets and hauled their frosty butts back to FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs where they belong.







As you can see, Mamaw got them properly boxed up and labeled for storage in the basement where they can wait for December.    WHEW




I see those snowfreak faces in there staring out at me.   
Even upside down, they look like trouble.   BWAR HAR HAR


Well, I'm going to go take a nap.    I've earned my Commish pay fur sure!    

My thanks to everyone who helped show what all these snowfreaks have been up to today.

FnE and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs will have a fun time catching up with everyone and watching the mischief.      WELCOME BACK TO BLOGVILLE AND WELCOME TO PENCIL VANE E AH!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish




29 comments:

Scooter said...


*** DON'T WORRY FURIENDS...FnE ARE A LITTLE BUSY THIS MORNING, BUT WILL BE CHECKING OUT BLOGVILLE THIS AFTERNOON. GOSH, THANKS BUNCHES FOR THE BIG TURNOUT FOR THIS!! ***

GRR AND WOOF,
SARGE, POLICE COMMISH

My Mind's Eye said...

MOL MOL MOL Sarge....SNOWFREAKS poop...who knew. Yep in all you fab post all mom remembered was poopie.hilarious!

Bless your sweet pol commish heart you have written so many freaky tickets...
You must be exhausted!
Hugs Madi your bfffffffff

easyweimaraner said...

non poop-scoopers, illegal campers and traffic blocks... that#s a lot and they sure deserve a ticket and some time in the box-jail :o)....ummm... do you know how they will pay their tickets? with snowflakes or with icecream?...I like vanilla...just saying :o)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Strewth Sarge, you copped a lot of slush from those lushes!!! You definitely deserve a rest.. and I am sure that with all the sorting and de-boxing that has to be done from such a move, the Furter and Schnitzelers will be having a welcome break themselves soon, for a cuppa and a tour from their new suburb of Blogville!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Cowspotdog said...

turn them into slushies we say !

Millie and Walter said...

Sarge you sure have been working your tail off rounding up all those Snowfreaks! Great job.

C.L.W.STEP said...

Good work Sarge!

Scooter said...

Those snow freaks just dont know how to follow the laws!!! geezz...glad that you got them rounded up Sarge..now take a break..GOOD job!!

Wags
Oreo

LBJ said...

SnowFreak Poop is the worst, it's like stepping on a melted ice cream cone with bare feet! Glad you got them rounded up and incarcerated in the tupperware cells where they belong.

Abby Lab

Lady Suri said...

SnowFreaks look crazy! But as someone who lives in the tropical country, I actually want snowfreaks to visit me :(
Hugs,
Suri

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Great work, Sarge! You've got those freaks under control! Can't believe all the hav they are wreaking all over the world! No wonder FnE get freaked out every year when Mamaw lets them out for a WHOLE month!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Great work, Sarge - you showed those snow freaks!!! And always remember if you run out of room for containing those snow guys, you can always send them to OP - we love snow.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Matilda the Boxer said...

OMD, those snowfreaks sure have caused trouble ALL over Blogville!! I'm glad our dedicated pawlice force is here to keep us safe.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Those snow freaks are taking over everywhere! Glad you were able to get some rounded up and back where they belong!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Murphy said...

We are glad you are out there writing tickets. Did you use waterproof ink?

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Sarge. We can only hope they're not travelling to South Australia. We think Bella, Roxy and Dui have seen them in New South Wales. Dog help us if they get here.
No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, we hope they're not pooping outside our closet bunker or we'll be pooped in! We're glad you were able to round up the locals. Please send help for the rest of Blogville. Those snow freaks are EVERYWHERE!

Sweet William The Scot said...

Those snowfreaks need to have their bubblectomy ~ neutered ~ spayed they multiply like bunnies.
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

The Adventures of the LLB Gang said...

OMD....these snowfreaks sure are causing a ruckus all about Blogville!! Thanks for rounding them up, Sarge!!
Smileys!
Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Loved the citation about the No Building Permit! Lol. That was really clever!

Glad u got the snowfreaks under control!

Unknown said...

YOU TOTALLY WIN!!! BEST SNOWFREAK POST ever! Like, in the history of the entire world. Seriously.

Linda said...


Thanks for getting The Snows Freak all back home safely.

xo Cinnamon

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

OMD building an Igloo with SNOW Pawmit???
Not picking up the POOPS... SEE??????????? THIS is the kind of stuffs we have Always Been Telling Blogville about... Snow Freaks are EVIL and Law Breakers.. they should all be Sentenced to... 87 minutes in a HOT Skillet.

Ruby said...

OMD!!!! SNOWFREAK POOPS!!!!! (is it wrong I'm thinkin' delish???? ☺)
they really are causin' all kinds of troubles today fursure!!!! I hopes you got some extra donuts and margaritas for your hard works today!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: Ma screwed up the time for the postie..it was late! So sorry Commish!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Good work Sarge. Those snowfreaks are lucky.

Little Miss Titch said...

Wow you did round up a lot of snowfreaks hehehe.xx Speedy

Anonymous said...

WOW......you certainly had your paws full keeping track of those wild Snowfreaks Sarge....yes indeedy you earned your pay! Thanks for keeping the world safe from the freaks....you're the BESTEST!

Hugs, Sammy

Unknown said...

Oi Sarge
What about my beach clean up of them fings ?
Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

Mara said...

Oh my goodness, you were certainly busy! And those snowfreaks sure looked like trouble! I hope they won't cause any more trouble...