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September 25, 2015

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails






Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is one of the bestest days of the whole month!   It's FFHT time and I'm joining The Doods, co-mayors Murphy and Stanley for some fun and creative writing.  

Today's inclusion is "And That's Why My Toes Turned Purple".      
Got it....and HERE I GO:::::


There once was a canine named Sarge,
who considered himself always in charge.
He loved to go swimmie,
and like a horse he would whinny,
for the time to ride his canoe like a barge.

One January in the water he decided to play,
to his peeps he yelled loudly like a donkey would bray.
They said it's too cold,
he didn't care and was bold,
and that's why his toes turned purple that day.



Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!     Now, that never really happened, but I'd probably be willing to give it a try.   Alas, I guarantee that my peeps would never allow it.      Anyway, that was a fun one to include and I hope you got a chuckle.



Me going swimmie on a warm day instead...bol



Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish



19 comments:

Cinnamon said...

LOL Sarge,

It would be fun to go swimming with you.

xo Cinnamon

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...my toes curled up and turned purple just at the thought of it!!! good one Sarge. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mark Muller said...

wait, I bring you some of my towels and a warm blankie for your toes :o)

Bouncing Bertie said...

Let me tell you Sarge, those of us whose 'carers' (I use the word in the loosest sense) think it a good idea, at the end of a muddy walk, to dunk us in cold mountain stream before letting us back into the car, know ALL ABOUT purple toes business, as described so vividly in your great wee poem.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Casey said...

Bravo!

Julie said...

This Princess would much rather WEAR her royal purple that get her toes soooo cold they turn purple....well I don't really like getting my paws wet at all!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Dory and the Mama said...

You are such a brave guy, Sarge. We are all pretty scared of going for swimmies!! We LOVED your poem!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great poem Sarge!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Two French Bulldogs said...

Cute! You are always in charge Sarge
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Pee S hi Frankie & Ernest

C.L.W.STEP said...

I, Chester, would jump right in with you. But Joey dog would think you're crazy! He hates to get wet.

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh, Sarge - BOL! That was a very creative poem! We're sure glad your paws didn't really turn purple! Love your swimmie pic!

Madi and Mom said...

SARGE I DO HOPE YOUR MOM HAS IS COMPILING A BOOK OF YOUR POEMS..BEFORE LONG THEY WILL BE BEST SELLERS
MOL MOL MOL
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Cookie's Comments said...

Hey Sarge -- how about bringing some casual clothes with for the Sadie Hawkins Dance so that afterwards you can take me for a walkie along the lake and if it is not too cold we can paddle (or as you yanks say, wade) along the edge and see if we get purple toes!!!

Looking forward to Thursday!!!

ttfn and toodle pip

Cookie

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

What a great poem Sarge!

Whitley Westie said...

Pawsome poem Sarge!

Lady Suri said...

Very beautiful poem, Sarge!!
And it must be fun to swim with you there.
Hugs,
Suri

Ruby said...

You are such a pawsome poet Sarge!!! And I loves your stick rescue technique too! Hey, tell F&E I'm thinkin' of them!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Oreo said...

That would make any guys toes purple!!

Wags
Oreo

Millie and Walter said...

That was an excellent rhyming FFHT!