June 28, 2014
Snicker Saturday...Called me WHAT?
Wow, another Saturday is here and it's time for me to give you your weekly laugh!
So, the other night I was lounging around doing nothing in particular...certainly not bothering anyone. When my Dad walks by and says to me "Hey, whatcha doin' there Festus?!?"
Now, my Mom just about peed herself laughing! Then Dad nearly doubled over laughing. Okay. WHAT?!? I've been called lots of colorful things... Butt Wipe being the most common and most embarrassing. Until now. Well, I had to grab my Mr Dell and check this Festus thing out and get a load of this, my furiends:
Oh, the horror! My peeps were laughing like fools and I've been insulted. HUMPFT
When my Dad could finally get his breath, he said "NO, I didn't say Festus, I said Sarge is the Bestest!" Well, they laughed like fools all over again. So, I guess he said bestest, but still sounds like the joke is on me this time. *sigh*
Grr and Woof,