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August 03, 2013

Snicker Saturday...Smelly Edition







Hey everyone!
Wow, it's already time for a Snicker Saturday...the week has flown by!   Here's a smelly, and funny, and true story for your weekly chuckle.


So, about two years ago, Frankie and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs were here for a visit.  We were all hanging out on my deck...

...enjoying the Summer weather and each other's company.

Well, suddenly the peeps all began working their whiffers and saying something smelled bad.   They decided there must be some sort of septic system trouble!   OMD that's a horrible thought.  So, Dad and Papaw Pantslegs started investisniffing.   Nope, no problem with our house and its plumbing.  WHEW   But, that smelly air was still around.    Hmmmm   Okay, so what?  

So, then the decided maybe the house down the road was having a plumbing problem.   Off they all went to sniffle around the neighbor house.   Meanwhile, I was busy minding my own business and busily working on a snack.    In other words, I totally ignored the whole situation.

They came back and declared the neighborhood to be normal.   Yeah, but that stinky air is still around.  It was a mystery.    The weekend visit ended and all was forgotten....UNTIL...

 A few days later, Mom was chillin' on the couch and relaxing with a book when she was suddenly struck by that same nasty smelly smell.   OMD she jumped off the couch like she'd been struck by lightening.   Now, I was laying there on the floor beside the couch minding my own business and busily working on a snack.  In other words, I (again) totally ignored the whole situation.   Then she started shouting and waving her arms all around and pointing at ME!     See, I was busily working on a snack...not just any snack...but one of these snacks...

...you know the kind.   Those delish cow hoof treats!    Well, apparently they make me drool a whole bunch and OMD the methane was overwhelming.    YES, MY FURIENDS THE SMELLY AIR WAS MY SLOBBERED-UP COW HOOVES!   Oh, BWAR HAR HAR, I could have told them that all along, but it was too much fun to watch them insniffigating and ignoring me.  BOL

It was funny, but guess what...no more hooves for me.   Alas, I'm not permitted to stink the place up.  So, there's your chuckle courtesy of a delish, but aroma-challenged snack and my peeps who thought the plumbing was broken!
Grr and a Snack-Deprived Woof,
Sarge, COP

 







17 comments:

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Wow... They must have a PAWERFUL aroma!

finnhoward said...

They are super smelly!! Hope you are having a great Saturday Sarge!

Molly The Wally said...

BOL Sarge that must have been some real stinky goodness. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly.

scotsmad said...

Bwahaahaahaa!!! Can't believe you faked them out! The neighbours sewer...BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Our Man doesn't like us having them cause they smell so bad. We never thought it was the sewer though LOL!

rottrover said...

We can't have hooves for the same reason...butt the idea of the peeps running around investisniffing is hilarious!! Have a fun weekend, Sarge!

-Bart, Ruby and Otto

easyweimaraner said...

That sounds intresting - this hooves could be ther perfect snack for me. I'm sure when I eat them in bed I can sleep alone there. Have a great weekend!

Duncan said...

Oh my dawg -- those things are delicious but I only got to spend about 5 minutes with the only one I've ever had because it smelled so bad my mom threw it away!!!

harrispen said...

We don't get bully sticks for the same reason. The pawrents can't stand the smell.

Millie & Walter

Ruby said...

OMD! I haven't had one of those since I was a pups!!! Oh, they are delish!!
Ma was laughin' at the peeps tryin' to sniff around and find what the smelly smell is...Ma always knows to check ME furst!!! I can't imagine why....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Lovable Lily said...

That's s funny Sarge!

We have them too butt Mommy never noticed any smells with it.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Murphy said...

But they made you sooooo happy!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Sam said...

Well at least you weren't chewing them in the car :)

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

BOL! We had a smilar incident here Sarge. Mum has been trying to get LESS calories into me so she tried "buffalo ears" instead of "piggie ears" because they are supposed to be lower in fat. However, some of them have the most delicious smell when we start chomping on them...... and the peeps were not amused.... especially when the beautifuls smells got all schmeared into our schnauzy beards!!! BOL!!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

sprinkles said...

BOL, I thought for sure you were gonna say it was one of your farts. My dad's beagle farts all the time and it's enough to curl your toe hairs. It's baaaaaaaaad!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

I bet it tasted good though.

stellaroselong said...

whooo those must have been some real stinky feet, bully sticks can get that way at our house also.
stella rose