Hey everyone!
Wow, it's already time for a Snicker Saturday...the week has flown by! Here's a smelly, and funny, and true story for your weekly chuckle.
So, about two years ago, Frankie and Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs were here for a visit. We were all hanging out on my deck...
Well, suddenly the peeps all began working their whiffers and saying something smelled bad. They decided there must be some sort of septic system trouble! OMD that's a horrible thought. So, Dad and Papaw Pantslegs started investisniffing. Nope, no problem with our house and its plumbing. WHEW But, that smelly air was still around. Hmmmm Okay, so what?
So, then the decided maybe the house down the road was having a plumbing problem. Off they all went to sniffle around the neighbor house. Meanwhile, I was busy minding my own business and busily working on a snack. In other words, I totally ignored the whole situation.
They came back and declared the neighborhood to be normal. Yeah, but that stinky air is still around. It was a mystery. The weekend visit ended and all was forgotten....UNTIL...
A few days later, Mom was chillin' on the couch and relaxing with a book when she was suddenly struck by that same nasty smelly smell. OMD she jumped off the couch like she'd been struck by lightening. Now, I was laying there on the floor beside the couch minding my own business and busily working on a snack. In other words, I (again) totally ignored the whole situation. Then she started shouting and waving her arms all around and pointing at ME! See, I was busily working on a snack...not just any snack...but one of these snacks...
...you know the kind. Those delish cow hoof treats! Well, apparently they make me drool a whole bunch and OMD the methane was overwhelming. YES, MY FURIENDS THE SMELLY AIR WAS MY SLOBBERED-UP COW HOOVES! Oh, BWAR HAR HAR, I could have told them that all along, but it was too much fun to watch them insniffigating and ignoring me. BOL
It was funny, but guess what...no more hooves for me. Alas, I'm not permitted to stink the place up. So, there's your chuckle courtesy of a delish, but aroma-challenged snack and my peeps who thought the plumbing was broken!
Grr and a Snack-Deprived Woof,
Sarge, COP