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August 18, 2013

Rangers Bad Poetry Day







Hey Everyone!
Wow, today is so much fun because I'm joining my very good furiend Ranger for Bad Poetry Day!   This is gonna be a great day around Blogville.   Here's my entry:


                                  Bad, Bad, Things       by Sarge, COP

Today started out just like any other
then all at once things turned into a blunder.

My peeps said goodbye and we won't be gone long
but I know that's a fib and the time frame's all wrong.

I felt all forgotten and definitely abused
and needed something for revenge to instead be amused.

I got to work on my favorite bad things
and slobbered my Dad's pillow where he lays his tired brains.

Next to the bathroom where tissues awaited
I grabbed them and tore them and around the room they were place-ed.

There was food in my bowl but I was feeling quite bad
so I left it there to spoil and turn...well...bad.

Then I jumped on all of the furniture
and left my floofy fur to add to their torture.

......wait, What Dad?    This was supposed to be Bad Poetry, not Poetry about being Bad?!?   Um, okay.   ahem     Let me start over...

Roses are red
Violets aren't asparagus
The other poem is wrong
And I'm all embarrasgused.

WHEW...that'll do I think!
BWAR HAR HAR
Thanks to you, my furiend Ranger for the cool event!

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP





21 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

dude we are so there - of coarse we blame EVERYTHING on that 'some doggy' that always visit when the peep abandon us. Pawsome poem!

Casey said...

BOL! I love both your poems!

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WE liked BOTH of your poems Sarge.. Esp. the one where you skanked up your dad's pillow. We KNOW how you LOVE doing THAT.

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD Sarge you made us BOL !!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

easyweimaraner said...

What a fabulous poem! I'm deep impressed. Can you send me some fluffy fur for decorating the furnitures here too?

Duncan said...

OMD. Laughing out loud over here!!!!

Reuben said...

Those beautiful poems brings a tear to my eye! *sniff* Now, off to write some of my own poetry about being bad....

love,
Reuben

Jazzi said...

We loved the first one Sarge!! but they both were wonderful!!

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Molly The Wally said...

Woof woof grrrr....brilliant Sarge ...we think that is a winner winner chicken dinner. ave a serene Sunday Garth.
Best wishes Molly

Molly The Wally said...

Opps sorry Sarge you ain't Garth.
Molly

Murphy said...

BOL! You will probably not become famous but any poetry is wonderful when it comes from the heart!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

sagechronicles said...

Hehe. Doggy mischief is soooooo much fun, isn't it Sarge. I think we all should write a poem about being bad...

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We love both your poems . . . especially the one about being bad! Lee and Phod

Daisy and Cress said...

Hahahah! Both were great!
Daisy and Cress x

Dexter said...

Sarge,
Those are both works of art indeed. Your command of the English language is both expansive and inspiring.

Kisses,
Dexter

scotsmad said...

Bwahaahaa! Don't give up your day job, mate.

Your use of language is very Lewis Carrollish. Great!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Great, I love it! The first one sounds like Floyd when they peeps leave!

FiveSibesMom said...

Oh, I loved them both!!!!

Ruby said...

OMD!!! ROFBMAO!!! Those were FABulous Sarge!!! LOVED them both!
(well especially the furst one!! hehehe)
I thinks you'll wins fursure!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Bailey Be Good! said...

Teehee!! You made me bark giggles! Loved it. :)

Woofs & huggies, <3

~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)

sprinkles said...

I loved them both!