Wow, we have had another crime in Blogville. This is just not right, so I put on my COP gear and did an investigation.
The Victim: Queen Coco Chanel from Kissa-bulls. See her post from 5-21-11 for her statement.
The Crime: The perpetrator caused serious damage to her property by chewing a massive crater in the wall of her home.
The Evidence: During the review of the crime scene, several key pieces of evidence were found. Around the area of the crime, there were many small fragments of drywall that had been chewed by small, sharp teeth. Also discovered were very tiny footprints in the dust. These were properly photographed and placed into evidence. Through my super COP skills, I also unearthed an incriminating acorn that had been dropped by the suspect as he fled.
The Charges: Criminal mischief, Criminal Tresspass, Property damage, Harassment, Disorderly Conduct, and Littering.
Acting as Blogville Chief of Police, an arrest has been made:
The Accused: Marvin "Pouch Cheeks" Oakly. He is a key member of the infamous Nut Crackers Gang, and was previously arrested and convicted of similar criminal activity.
He is the twin brother of known gang member Bugsy "The Babe" Ruth.
Gang Surveillance Pix "A" Gang Surveillance Pix "B"
He has been formally charged and is awaiting trial and sentencing.