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January 31, 2015

Snicker Saturday...Freaky Foodables






Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is a weird Snicker for today fur sure!    So, my peeps left me for about 87 hours this morning.   They said they would be back soon, but that's always a fib.   They were gone furever and when they got back I could tell why.   They went clear to China again to eat...without me.   PTTHTHHTHTH.

Well, usually when they go there I get some foodables that they sneak out of the place.  BOL  So, when they got home smelling like China I was totally excited!   Gimme Gimme Gimme   I want stolen foodables!  

Dad grabbed a bundle from the table and handed it over to me....  Hold onto yourselves... it looked like this:





YIKES!     Oh My DAAAWWWGGG     What the %&$#!$ is that?!?!     Are those aliens?!?!? 


Nooooooo!     That can't possible be foodables!     I thought I'd pass out fur sure.



Well, Mom let out a yell.   "That's for my Crabby Girls!"  



Yup, Dad nearly gave me the snackers Mom stole for Beachnut, Oceana and Shelldon.   To clear up my baffled mystery, that's a squid tentacle and a shrimp.    HOLY MOLY!   I can't believe they eat that stuff.    YUCK AND BLECH        Well, they'll be thrilled because Mom swears they love that stuff.   Okay, whatever.   I'm over my shock...so HAND OVER MY SNACKERS!




Now, that's more like it.   Sausage roll and chicken wrapped in bacon.   SLURP AND DROOL    That's much better and all is forgiven.





Thanks, Dad, but next time lets avoid the near heart attack.   BOL   Crazy crabby girls and their exotic seafood cuisine.    BWAR HAR HAR

Hope you got a chuckle out of this story and that you get some fun foodables today too.

Grr and Woof,
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