January 31, 2015
Snicker Saturday...Freaky Foodables
Wow, this is a weird Snicker for today fur sure! So, my peeps left me for about 87 hours this morning. They said they would be back soon, but that's always a fib. They were gone furever and when they got back I could tell why. They went clear to China again to eat...without me. PTTHTHHTHTH.
Well, usually when they go there I get some foodables that they sneak out of the place. BOL So, when they got home smelling like China I was totally excited! Gimme Gimme Gimme I want stolen foodables!
Dad grabbed a bundle from the table and handed it over to me.... Hold onto yourselves... it looked like this:
YIKES! Oh My DAAAWWWGGG What the %&$#!$ is that?!?! Are those aliens?!?!?
Well, Mom let out a yell. "That's for my Crabby Girls!"
Yup, Dad nearly gave me the snackers Mom stole for Beachnut, Oceana and Shelldon. To clear up my baffled mystery, that's a squid tentacle and a shrimp. HOLY MOLY! I can't believe they eat that stuff. YUCK AND BLECH Well, they'll be thrilled because Mom swears they love that stuff. Okay, whatever. I'm over my shock...so HAND OVER MY SNACKERS!
Now, that's more like it. Sausage roll and chicken wrapped in bacon. SLURP AND DROOL That's much better and all is forgiven.
Thanks, Dad, but next time lets avoid the near heart attack. BOL Crazy crabby girls and their exotic seafood cuisine. BWAR HAR HAR
Hope you got a chuckle out of this story and that you get some fun foodables today too.
Grr and Woof,
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