Wow, I got a cool new goodie last week and I want to show it off! BOL
Oooohh, it's a new foodables mat!
That looks pretty good. Now, Mom says I got it because I'm a ginormous slob. Ptththththt
(That will cost her a few points.) Dad says I got it because I'm a good boy. Yeah, that's more like it. BWAR HAR HAR
Gimme that bowl!
Yup, I'm a good boy! Well fed too. That's my homemade Barkin' Beef and it's delish. Mom gets a few points back for making that for me.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish