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February 26, 2016

Once Upon A Time...










Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is a really fun day in Blogville!    I'm joining in with my long time furiends, Shasta and Shiloh for their fairy tail day.        Lots of you will be pawticipating too and I can't wait to read your stories.     

Okay...here I go.     ahem.  



Once upon a time there lived in the land of the forest, a dog.    He was of no pawticular breed, but was nonetheless most handsome.     He spent many a day chasing small woodland creatures and lazing about in the shade of a tall oak tree.    His life, it seemed, was most pleasant and happiness reined in his world...for all except the small creatures, that is.    He was his own ruler of his own palace as it were.

Into his woodland one day, a dragon did wander.    Now, this was no ordinary dragon, for it was a timid fellow and was prone to quiet meanderings and serene strolls about the countryside.   Though it was certainly able, this dragon was never fond of general torchings or other mischief typical of its fellow peers.   No, this was a peacable sort.    Little did our amiable and be-scaled travelor know that he had traipsed into the territory of our handsome dog. 

Oh, the mayhem that ensued!    Our handsome dog quickly discovered the shy and passive tresspasser and immediately set to work evicting him from the territory.    Our mild mannered dragon was startled by such a loud and feisty reception and was most surprised to find our handsome dog unwilling to listen to any version of reason.    There arose in the forest such a clatter of barks and growls and even the occasional gnashing of teeth.   

This was more than our sweet spirited and lovable dragon could bear.   Unaccustomed to such hostility, he simply turned scaled tail and ran.    As he scurried back to more familiar and welcoming territory, he was overheard to say "Dang that was one seriously bad ass mutt."

The End










Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Mutt Supreme

30 comments:

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

That BESCALED Dragon was surely a WISE one... he recognized what WE (YOUR CUSSINS, Frankie Furter and Ernest von Schnitzle) have known fur EVER... YOU are truly a BAD A$$ MUTT.

Mark Muller said...

oh now I know why dragons are hard to find... the one who entered the kingdom of the handsome dog warned his friends and they moved to places without handsome pups, right?

Sandra said...

I love your bad ass mutt and his story and the fact he clears the yard. hugs from Jake who is our bad ass clearer of the yard

Casey said...

Oh, he sure learned his lesson!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

I am glad the most handsome dog scared the dragon away! Good Job! Bravo!

Dory and the Mama said...

That will teach any dragon to mess with Sarge!!
Pawsome story Sarge!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL AT THAT PAW STICKER AND YOUR SHADES.
SARGE I ALWAYS THOUGHTYOU WERE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR THIS CONFIRMS IT.
YOU KICKED THE HINEY OF PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON .
hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Bouncing Bertie said...

Totally make believe of course Sarge?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Julie said...

That showed that Dragon, well done Bossman Sarge or should I call you St George?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
as with all worthy fairy tales, one is left wondering at the truths in it!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Jans Funny Farm said...

Somehow we just knew that bad ass mutt would be you, Sarge! :)

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we didn't know you had dragons where you live - good thing there is BAM like yourself to keep them away :)

Ruby said...

Wowsa dude!!! You sure are one tough Blonde! heheheheeeeeeee (wells, you ARE!!!! ) I bets that dragon never blows torch in your territory evers again!! I guess that's why you;re the Commish!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bravo! Sarge the Dragon chaser offer!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Bailey said...

Glad to know the dragon was removed.

C.L.W.STEP said...

How very brave of you! There be no dragons in your land!

onespoiledcat said...

YAY SARGE!!!!!!!!! Now that's a FAIRY TAIL (oops.....I mean TALE) if ever there was one!

Hugs, Sammy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Great job from that dog - dragons should always be evicted!!!

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

You are the total bad ass Sarge.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Oh yeah...Sarge...you showed him!

Whitley Westie said...

Dat dragon learned his lesson!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Sarge, proud to have you in the dragon slaying/fighting club! Phod

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

Bad ass mutt is right

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Sarge ..... you slew a DRAGON!! That's real fairy tail stuff, aye??

Ziggy Stardust said...

Sarge Dude, I hope I can be half as bad butt(I am not allowed to say that word) as you are some day!

Great story, please come to my birthday party today.

Ziggy Out!!

Murphy said...

LOL! We bet we know who that bad ass mutt was too! Great tail . . . oops, I mean tale!

Keep Calm & Bark on!

Murphy & Stanley

M. K. Clinton said...

Wow! Sarge scared a dragon! Who cares if it was a chicken dragon. That is a peaceful place to live thanks to Sarge!!!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello sarge its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that sownds like a dog wot i cud yooze on sum of my adventchers!!! do yoo happen to no is email address or fone number??? ok bye

sprinkles said...

That was a most excellent fairy tail! The only drawback is that it was too short. I wanted it to go on forever.

speedyrabbit said...

Hehehe Badass Mutt....love it,xx Speedy