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July 25, 2014

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails





Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is sooo much fun!   Today I'm joining my good Dood furiends Murphy & Stanley for their Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails.         Here we go....


Little Sarge Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating his Alpo and bone.

Along came a Postpeep
and sat down in a big heap
a box sent to me all alone.

When I opened the box
I was startled to find
an unstuffie all shaped like a fox.

I stuck in my face
and pulled out in my haste
that unstuffie fox limp like a socks.

Little Sarge Horner
ran off to a corner
eating his new favorite toy.

He tore at the seam
and his face it did beam
till his Mom said you're a bad boy.

The End


 



Oh, BWAR HAR HAR this is great entertainment and I can't wait to see what all of you came up with!  Thanks so much, Doods, for inventing this neat event and I bet there will be lots more of them.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm


22 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

well who knew you were such a poet......well done of getting that fox

Zoe said...

Dint yu jus luv yur unstuffie fox? We've had 'em afore an they are fun!

Great poem there Mr. Sarge.

Molly The Wally said...

Bravo, bravo Sarge. We loved your epic poem. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Lovable Lily said...

Way to go Sarge! Pawsome poetic writings.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

WOW Sarge... you wrote a POEM...
Guess we will have to change your name to Edgar Allen POet.
It was a really GOOD poem... and we loved the subject of it. We think it was one of those Symbolic ones... where the FOX that you deaded was REALLY... a Squirrel.

WELL DONE Cussin.

Anna the GSD said...

Your talents are endless! Un-stuffie killing and poetry?!?! You are a true renaissance dog!

stellaroselong said...

Wow Sarge you are you are ..the best poet we have evers read!!! Great job...poor unstuffy.
stella rose

Madi and Mom said...

BWAR HARR HARR INDEEDY SARGE YOU ARE A POET AND DON'T KNOW AND YOUR FEETS ARE LONGFELLOWS.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY GIVE THE HANDS... A HIGH FIVE
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bravo Sarge! What a great poem, we are having so much fun reading all the stories and yours was the first poem. BRAVO!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Murphy said...

Wowza, you got rhyming skillz Sarge! Great job! Thanks for pawticipating!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

easyweimaraner said...

hahahahaha... what a clever idea! If you can't DEstuff it you can eat it, of course! GREAT!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

That was a great rhyming tale, Sarge - one of the best we have seen today.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Hi Sarge, that's a great poem.

You are the winner of our North Pole Souvenir, a non-melting Snowball.

We sent you an email asking fur your address.

Congratulations.

Won't that be exciting to "Open the Box" and see a Snowball. Hope you like it!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We LOVE the poetry, BUT we don't think you were a bad boy!

Millie and Walter said...

What a great poem Sarge. We loved your story.

Whitley Westie said...

Wow, you are very poetical!

sprinkles said...

Oh my dogness, you are so creative like! That was a great poem.

Chef Sasha said...

Hey Sarge, I love your poem!! You are pawsome. I am working on my food safety speech. I can't wait for Safety Week.


Loveys Sasha

Chef Sasha said...

p.s. I love your header!

Cara n Crew said...

fun poem, Sarge!
Purrs,

Fraidy cats Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, and Hollie

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Sarge ..... you're a poet, mate!! Who knew???????

Marg said...

Good for you to take care of that surprise in the box. Dogs are meant to chew things up. We really like your calendar idea and we do like dogs a lot. We have always had dogs.