Chief of Police, Sarge here with Chief Deputy Zona to further update the community regarding the status of recent crimes in our fair city.
Chief of Detectives, Pip along with Private Investigator, Puddles recently announced that their hard work and dedication has resulted in the naming of suspects in the Mayor Furter residence break-in and kidnapping as well as the grand theft of Puddles' Pinto. Chief Deputy Zona has interviewed the subject known as Charcoal and cleared him of any wrong-doing. On the contrary, Charcoal is to be commended in this matter. The evidence has shown that upon hearing the shattering of glass, Charcoal selflessly entered the Furter residence in an attempt to capture the criminals. He did succeed in running them off before more damage was done. For his heroism, Charcoal has the thanks of this department and the community of Blogville. Nice job, Bugs (ahem).
Combining the findings of Pip and Puddles with the eyewitness statements of neighbor, Jim the Grinch Guy and information provided by Charcoal, we are confident in the identities of our criminals. Accordingly, Zona and I have conducted a very fun...er...uh...productive stakeout of the territory known to be frequented by the suspects. Detailed photos follow this report. We can announce that the kidnap and carnap victims have both been observed during this stakeout and both appear to be unharmed. The location of the criminals' hideout is confirmed and under observation. Hopefully, this will lead to an arrest and retrieval of the victims in the days to come.
We are asking for the public's continued patience and support as an arrest is emin...er forthcom...uh...about to take place. More details will be released when an arrest is made in this case. We are confident that the criminals will be arrested quickly and safely. Documentation of these events are being metick...dutyfl...kept in great order by Civilian Desk Clerk Mona.
On behalf of Deputy Zona, Detective Pip, Investigator Puddles and Clerk Mona we thank you for your attention.
Pssst, Zona...do you see them?
So that's their hang out! Shhhhhh
**I wonder how they got the Pinto up that tree?**
Come on...they're running over here! Darn tree rats!
Sneak, sneak, sneak...tippy paw, tippy paw...
Grr and a Stealthy Woof,