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March 11, 2011

PSA BLOGVILLE PD PRESS RELEASE PSA

Good morning.

Your Blogville Police Department would like to offer a brief update on the current investigation into the circumcis...dang...circumstances surrounding the break in, theft and kidnapping which occured at Mayor Furter's residence.  We are aware that there is great public interest in this case and we assure you that we share your concern and we are working dillinger...er...dilligently to solve this crime. 

Through interviews conducted by myself
and my very capable Chief Deputy Zona, we have officially cleared the subject known publicly as Puddles.  She is no longer a suspect.  We thank her for her cooperation.  Discoveries at the scene and her initial inability to remember her whereabouts and actions on the night in question resulted in further questioning.  There was also the slight problem of her proper identification.  She did have difficulties providing proper proof of her full identity, however we have cleared her in this matter.  Despite her inability to clarify her legal last name, she has been exonerated.

We want to reassure the public that we continue to interview witnesses and our Chief Detective, Pip will be handling this investigation upon the completion of our interviews.  Another report will be made tomorrow, Saturday, morning regarding this situation.  Thank you for your patience as we continue our thorough work.  We remind you that the wheels of the bus...dang...(off mic:  DAAAAD, how's that go again?   Oh, right, got it!)  The wheels of justice go round a...(DAAADD,  yeah, okay.)  The wheels of justice turn slowly, but in the end, we will get our man or critter.

Thank you.
Sarge, Chief Of Police
Zona, Chief Deputy
Pip, Chief of Detectives
Mona, Civilian Desk Clerk 

18 comments:

3 doxies said...

If ya'll is gonna eats donuts can I has one? I is very hungry since I has taken on dis private investigational stuffs.
I has recieved fotos from da traffic light at Hwy 87 in Blogville withs a potential suspect.

Puddles P.I.

Frankie Furter said...

OH MY DAWG... Puddles Duddles Barrel Butt is now adding Private Insniffigations to her growing list of... "activities".
Well I am really glad that she has been cleared.
I know the case is in good paws.
Poor Slick is just worried Stiff about his bestest furend Trick. He is just standing around. He is a Broken spirit. He appreciates that you are Stickin with the case. He knows that you are Loggin lots of time in the persuit of his buddy.
I am glad that this wasn't an armed Stick up.
So since Puddles has been cleared I assume you have your search Branching out.
If anyone has news.. please give Blogville PD a Bark Out. I just hope the culprit didn't Leaf the area.

Boo's Mom said...

Sarge, some of those big human words are difficult aren't they? Gotta be careful -- using the wrong word at the wrong time could be painful!

road-dog-tales said...

We're so relieved that Puddles has been exxxon- eggsonerated! And we sleep better at night knowing our entire blogville investigative staff is on the job! If you need help sniffing out the toy thief, we could send Gracie up to help out - she was trained as a Search & Rescue dog many many many years ago. She moves kinda slow these days but her sniffer still works real good. Let us know...

The Road Dogs

Amber DaWeenie said...

I knew it....I jus knew it! I knew dat da Puddles was framed (nice foto, Puddles). Someone else is Blogville has orange on da paws!

Mr. Pip said...

Thank you for the update, Sarge! I am on the case and in the midst of doggy taste testing - I mean,DNA testing. That's right, DNA testing. Crunch, gulp,crunch, burp.

Your pal, Pip

scotsmad said...

We feel sooooo safe, Sarge.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

Frankie Furter said...

That PIP... I'm thinkin that he is in need of a new DNA test kit... perhaps he should check out the Acme, Co. CATalog. That is where I got my squirrel CATchering thingys. They may have a special rate fur Pawenforcement.

rottrover said...

Thanks for the update, Sarge! We knew Puddles was innoc.... didn't do it.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We just knew Puddles would be vindicated - we still think it might be the Charcoals.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

3 doxies said...

Hang tight, I is getting ready to da a post.

Puddles P.I.

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Sarge, we are friends of Puddles and we knew she was innocent!!!

Thank you for your indigest....we mean investigation!

Jess and Glacier said...

Oh we are so relieved that Puddles has been cleared. We are also glad to know that further investigations are under way.
Balloo said that he wanted to help, but he is at the doctor's all day today.
Good luck!

Lorenza said...

Puddles has been cleared... the mystery deepens, right?
I will be back to know about the latest developments on the investigation!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Jazzi said...

Good thing we have you on the job Sarge and your team, we are safe fur sure!! So glad that Puddles is cleared!!

wags
Jazzi and Addy

sprinkles said...

Oh My DoGness! I'll have to head over to Frankie's place and read up on what's goin' on.

Amber-Mae said...

We knew Puddles was INNOCENT all this while! Now I hope the culprit will be captured soon. I can't believe he/she is still on the loose!

Mango said...

Bring her back in for more questioning. I KNOW it was her.

Slobbers,
Mango