Friday Complaint Department

Hey Everyone!
Wow, first I gotta take care of serious business:
1.  Sorry I've been MIA for awhile.  More on that in a minute.
2.  Blogville Community Calendar is now updated with a bunch of PAWESOME EVENTS!
3.  Thanks again to everyone who pawticipated in my Give Us The Bird event and congrats again to Slimmer Pugs!  They chose a $20 yummer pack as their prize and it will be on its way Monday.

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Okay, now I rarely gripe about my peeps.  Really, mostly they're pretty cool, but I have a serious (insert female dog word here) about them now!   !#$^&*(&*%$#!    

First, they talked me into a really, really, really long undercover assignment in the local canine slammer.  That's right Blogfans, they had me spend SEVEN (7) full days doing research and covert ops in the big house at Thanksgiving.  Okay, so I did it.  It surely wasn't pretty but I did my COP job.

Then, I find out that they went off and had a long visit with my beloved Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs while I was working hard for a living!  Can you believe the nerve?!?  I'm snout-to-the-grindstone and they're living it up at Frankie's house.  BOOOOOOOOO.  So, now they got to see the cool peeps AND visit with Frankie and Frankie's new puppy Ernie!  I haven't even met him in the fur yet.  *SNORT*  Pththtthttttthhhhhh.   Rats.  

And another thing!!   It turns out that my peeps got to meet Sagira and her peeps in the reals too!   Oooooo I'm really miffed now.  STEAMING OUT MY EARS!   Sagira is so cool and my peeps saw her run an Agility Trial.  They said it was totally pawesome and she is so pretty and sweet.  Her peeps were super nice to talk with.   Sagira did a great job!   Warooooooo Howwwwwlllll.  I missed it all.  More !#$^%&*) words for my peeps. 

Furthermore....I can't have my pressies yet!  Yes, you read right.  I have received pressie packs from my gift exchange pal Finn and pressies from Sagira and pressies from Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs.  Know what I've been allowed to have out of all this loot?????   Just this:

Now granted it's really cool.  Papaw Pantslegs made this for me personally.  You put treats in it then let me bash it all over the house so the yummers fall out.  He did a great job and I love, love, love it.  But, that's it!   The rest is aparently "RESERVED FOR CLOSER TO CHRISTMAS".  Oh, come on now!  Double rats.    Like Frankie says, "Oh Cat Crap"!.   I'm pretty miserable.

So, there you go.  That's my (again insert female dog word here) for the day...actually for several days.  Pthththththtththhhh to my peeps.  I sure hope all of you, my Blogville Furiends can feel my pain.  Anyway, I'm hoping that since it's officially December, maybe I'll get my pressies soon.....before I grow old and gray. 

Hoping all of you are having a better start to the holiday season than I am!  BOL   Any of you need another pooch in your pack?!?   I think I'm available...
Grr and a Supremely Ticked-Off Woof,
Sarge, COP