February 26, 2016
Once Upon A Time...
Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is a really fun day in Blogville! I'm joining in with my long time furiends, Shasta and Shiloh for their fairy tail day. Lots of you will be pawticipating too and I can't wait to read your stories.
Okay...here I go. ahem.
Once upon a time there lived in the land of the forest, a dog. He was of no pawticular breed, but was nonetheless most handsome. He spent many a day chasing small woodland creatures and lazing about in the shade of a tall oak tree. His life, it seemed, was most pleasant and happiness reined in his world...for all except the small creatures, that is. He was his own ruler of his own palace as it were.
Into his woodland one day, a dragon did wander. Now, this was no ordinary dragon, for it was a timid fellow and was prone to quiet meanderings and serene strolls about the countryside. Though it was certainly able, this dragon was never fond of general torchings or other mischief typical of its fellow peers. No, this was a peacable sort. Little did our amiable and be-scaled travelor know that he had traipsed into the territory of our handsome dog.
Oh, the mayhem that ensued! Our handsome dog quickly discovered the shy and passive tresspasser and immediately set to work evicting him from the territory. Our mild mannered dragon was startled by such a loud and feisty reception and was most surprised to find our handsome dog unwilling to listen to any version of reason. There arose in the forest such a clatter of barks and growls and even the occasional gnashing of teeth.
This was more than our sweet spirited and lovable dragon could bear. Unaccustomed to such hostility, he simply turned scaled tail and ran. As he scurried back to more familiar and welcoming territory, he was overheard to say "Dang that was one seriously bad ass mutt."
The End
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Mutt Supreme
That BESCALED Dragon was surely a WISE one... he recognized what WE (YOUR CUSSINS, Frankie Furter and Ernest von Schnitzle) have known fur EVER... YOU are truly a BAD A$$ MUTT.
ReplyDeleteoh now I know why dragons are hard to find... the one who entered the kingdom of the handsome dog warned his friends and they moved to places without handsome pups, right?
ReplyDeleteI love your bad ass mutt and his story and the fact he clears the yard. hugs from Jake who is our bad ass clearer of the yard
ReplyDeleteOh, he sure learned his lesson!
ReplyDeleteI am glad the most handsome dog scared the dragon away! Good Job! Bravo!
ReplyDeleteThat will teach any dragon to mess with Sarge!!
ReplyDeletePawsome story Sarge!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
MOL MOL MOL AT THAT PAW STICKER AND YOUR SHADES.
ReplyDeleteSARGE I ALWAYS THOUGHTYOU WERE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR THIS CONFIRMS IT.
YOU KICKED THE HINEY OF PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON .
hUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Totally make believe of course Sarge?
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
That showed that Dragon, well done Bossman Sarge or should I call you St George?
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hari Om
ReplyDeleteas with all worthy fairy tales, one is left wondering at the truths in it!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Somehow we just knew that bad ass mutt would be you, Sarge! :)
ReplyDeletewe didn't know you had dragons where you live - good thing there is BAM like yourself to keep them away :)
ReplyDeleteWowsa dude!!! You sure are one tough Blonde! heheheheeeeeeee (wells, you ARE!!!! ) I bets that dragon never blows torch in your territory evers again!! I guess that's why you;re the Commish!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥
Bravo! Sarge the Dragon chaser offer!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Glad to know the dragon was removed.
ReplyDeleteHow very brave of you! There be no dragons in your land!
ReplyDeleteYAY SARGE!!!!!!!!! Now that's a FAIRY TAIL (oops.....I mean TALE) if ever there was one!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Great job from that dog - dragons should always be evicted!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
You are the total bad ass Sarge.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...Sarge...you showed him!
ReplyDeleteDat dragon learned his lesson!
ReplyDeleteSarge, proud to have you in the dragon slaying/fighting club! Phod
ReplyDeleteBad ass mutt is right
ReplyDeleteCrikey Sarge ..... you slew a DRAGON!! That's real fairy tail stuff, aye??
ReplyDeleteSarge Dude, I hope I can be half as bad butt(I am not allowed to say that word) as you are some day!
ReplyDeleteGreat story, please come to my birthday party today.
Ziggy Out!!
LOL! We bet we know who that bad ass mutt was too! Great tail . . . oops, I mean tale!
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm & Bark on!
Murphy & Stanley
Wow! Sarge scared a dragon! Who cares if it was a chicken dragon. That is a peaceful place to live thanks to Sarge!!!
ReplyDeletehello sarge its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that sownds like a dog wot i cud yooze on sum of my adventchers!!! do yoo happen to no is email address or fone number??? ok bye
ReplyDeleteThat was a most excellent fairy tail! The only drawback is that it was too short. I wanted it to go on forever.
ReplyDeleteHehehe Badass Mutt....love it,xx Speedy
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