Once Upon A Time...

Hey Everyone!
Wow, this is a really fun day in Blogville!    I'm joining in with my long time furiends, Shasta and Shiloh for their fairy tail day.        Lots of you will be pawticipating too and I can't wait to read your stories.     

Okay...here I go.     ahem.  



Once upon a time there lived in the land of the forest, a dog.    He was of no pawticular breed, but was nonetheless most handsome.     He spent many a day chasing small woodland creatures and lazing about in the shade of a tall oak tree.    His life, it seemed, was most pleasant and happiness reined in his world...for all except the small creatures, that is.    He was his own ruler of his own palace as it were.

Into his woodland one day, a dragon did wander.    Now, this was no ordinary dragon, for it was a timid fellow and was prone to quiet meanderings and serene strolls about the countryside.   Though it was certainly able, this dragon was never fond of general torchings or other mischief typical of its fellow peers.   No, this was a peacable sort.    Little did our amiable and be-scaled travelor know that he had traipsed into the territory of our handsome dog. 

Oh, the mayhem that ensued!    Our handsome dog quickly discovered the shy and passive tresspasser and immediately set to work evicting him from the territory.    Our mild mannered dragon was startled by such a loud and feisty reception and was most surprised to find our handsome dog unwilling to listen to any version of reason.    There arose in the forest such a clatter of barks and growls and even the occasional gnashing of teeth.   

This was more than our sweet spirited and lovable dragon could bear.   Unaccustomed to such hostility, he simply turned scaled tail and ran.    As he scurried back to more familiar and welcoming territory, he was overheard to say "Dang that was one seriously bad ass mutt."

The End

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Mutt Supreme

Wordless Wednesday...Birdies for Sale

CHIX

FRUX

(frog-legged ducks!  bol)

(BTW:   Be sure to see my crabby girls over at Paw Province today!)

Grr and Woof,

Sarge, Police Commish



Crabby Monday....Splendid Crabitat Edition

Hello, Blogville darlings!    We crabby girls have had the most excellent deliveries recently.

Yes, we received that wonderful pressie pack from Reilly & Denny and we adore the natural beach decor that we showed you last week.   



Well, just before that arrived, we received a splendid giftie from The Hands!    Oh, they certainly outdid themselves this time.   

We definitely deserve to be a priority!   POL     This is so stellar that it caused a complete crabitat cleaning and remodel.   TeeHeeHee     We do love it when The Hands give our trendy home a makeover.

We were clacking our claws with glee and pinching in anticipation.   What could possibly be enclosed in such a fabulous package?!?

We nearly fainted from excitement!    The Hands have supplied us with a chic new swinging bridge and it has natural coconut cups attached.       As you can see, we are in the corner counting the minutes until this spectacular pressie is ready for us to explore.  

 We heartily approve of the swanky and fashionable crabitat!     It is certainly the most splendid design.  

Shelldon here, putting my long and lovely leggies to work checking out the various levels and new attractions.

Beachnut here as I give my approval to the new coconut cups.  They are splendid and perfect for climbing in, around and hiding in whenever the mood strikes us.    Goodness we are completely thrilled!    OMC this is most wonderful!

The Hands took a short documentary film of me as I explore the swinging bridge.   Please excuse the quality...we are a challenge to video because we prefer to avoid the lighting.     POL     Considering they only have Two Hands, instead of six long and lovely leggies, they have trouble holding the light and the camera.    Oh, that's a crabby funny for you today!    TeeHeeHee

Well, we are certainly all agog and most grateful to The Hands.   They did a splendid job and we heartily approve!    The swinging bridge is adorable and amazingly entertaining.     So, darlings, what's new in your corner of the world today?


For more crabby adventures, be sure to visit our fabulous friend at Paw Province this week!
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut and Shelldon

Snicker Saturday....My Dumb Mom

Hey everyone!
Wow, this is the dumbest move my mom has EVER made!!     Your Saturday chuckle is all on her this week.     

So, you all remember that this past Sunday was the big Valentine's Day Parade co-hosted by FnE and my own Crabby Girls.   Yup, we remember.  

WELL GUESS WHAT WASN'T REMEMBERED!!!       ME!!

Oh, that's right sport's fans.   My mom forgot to put my parade pix in.    She did my big ole parade balloon pix right after announcing that the event would happen, then she forgot to add it in.

COULD EVERYONE PLEASE SAY A 

COLLECTIVE   "DUH"   FOR ME??!?!!!!??!!

She got half way to FnE's house on Sunday when it hit her like a ton of bricks.   She got to screeching and wailing and Dad nearly ran off the road.   I was bouncing around in the back of the Ru trying to figure out what the commotion was all about.   

OMD she forgot to put her own dog in her own event.  
Go ahead and laugh...it's okay...we all laughed!   BOL

So, here is the Crabby Girl Drill Team entry.    Really nice, right?!?!?


AND HERE IS WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN INCLUDED FOR ME:::::

 

Of course, half way to FnE's house it was too late to fix her big goof.
Oh well, maybe I'll hang onto this for the next Blogville parade.     *SIGH*
Anyone out there wanna adopt me?

(At least she's good for a laugh!  BWAR HAR HAR)

Grr and an Exasperated Woof,
Sarge, Forgotten Furiend

Wordless Wednesday...Snowy Stick Zoomies

(From no snow, to 9" of snow in 24 hours!)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Chewy Review and Appreciation Day

 



Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's Chewy Blog Hop day!    Woohoooo for our furiends at Chewy.   They are so amazing and generous and they have the bestest snackers.  BOL





 So, the other day a beloved Chewy box arrived.    Oh, let me at it!!!

 Smells delish.....um....is that BACON I smell?!?

 OMD YES!      It's a sample pack of Blue Savory Sizzlers bacon treats.

 Now, I think you can tell how much I'm loving these.  BWAR HAR HAR

I really love bacon.    It's so very tasty.     I do like Beggin' Strips a little, but they aren't very good for me.     I ate these from Blue right up.  They are much better tasting and much healthier for my touchy tummy.   Yes, I am a picky eater and I have a delicate tummy.     These are perfect from Blue and Chewy. 

Real pork, no by products, no corn/wheat/soy, no artificial junk either.    These are very good and do not bother my stomach. 


Thanks so much, Chewy for letting me sample these and I give them four paws up and a slurp for good measure.  BOL

(I was not compensated for this review.  I only got to keep the bag.)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Snack Fan

Sweet Sarah Day

Hey Everyone!
Wow, today is such a wonderful and special day in Blogville!   We are all coming together to send our love and support to our peep furiend, Sweet Sarah.      Of course, you all know her!     I'm sure you do.   She is Mona and Prissy's Mom and long time Blogville furiend.   She is having some scary health issues and we are all joining our POTP and healing vibes to help her feel better right away.

Be sure to stop by to see Sweet Sarah today and/or do your own post to share your support.

Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Furiend

Crabby Monday.... A Most Spectacular Pressie Pack

Hello, Blogville darlings!    Goodness, we had the most amazing day yesterday and we certainly hope everyone enjoyed the parade.    We loved every moment.


OMC we are the luckiest crabby girls beclaws we received a SPECTACULAR pressie pack in the mail the other day!!   Yes, we certainly did.    It came all the way from Florida courtesy of our adorable and fabulously divine furiends, Reilly and Denny!  

Now, we are clacking our claw with glee and doing the crabby happy dance all around the crabitat.

Friends, please check out the classy and stylish beach decor!

Our silly Sarge thought the box was for him!    POL.     Nope, it's authentic, Hand chosen beach pressies just for us.  

OMC(lawd) we could hardly believe our eyes!    These are all so beautiful and unique.   Some of them are simply ginormous.    They make excellent climbing fun and adore pinching and spinning and exploring new goodies in our crabitat.   And these are natural and fresh from the shore!

Beachnut here, checking out the assortment!

These are just lovely.   Lovely, lovely!

Shelldon here exploring this beautiful and ginormous new shell in our crabitat.

These are so fun to climb around and over.  POL.  
BTW:   We crabby girls are like little tanks....we rarely go around anything...we prefer to take our long and lovely leggies right over everything!   Teeheehee

We crabby girls send our biggest and most sincere THANKS and claw clacks to Reilly and Denny and their beautiful Mom.        We adore all of these and Our Hands will be using them to redecorate and remodel our crabitat for years to come.

Now, we would like to ask a favor of all of our friends around Blogville!!   Please, please drop by to see Reilly & Denny and tell them you saw their generous giftie to us!     That will make a sweet surprise for them and help us send our thanks.

And now, please excuse us as we return to exploring our new goodies!  POL  
Ciao and Little Pinches,
Beachnut and Shelldon

VALENTINE's DAY PARADE....post 2

WELCOME BACK TO THE BLOGVILLE VALENTINE'S DAY PARADE!    
Be sure to visit the first half post earlier this morning!
Be sure to visit Frankie and Ernie for both posts of parade action!

Co-Hosts Beachnut & Shelldon
It's the SURF JAMMERS DRILL TEAM!





Ummm.....     LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT....






 CLOSER....

All of those long and lovely leggies are working overtime to entertain the crowd today.

Buddy & Bert
Reminding us of the bonds of love and furiendship, Buddy and Bert celebrate today.

Millie & Walter
This beautiful float features Millie & Walter along with flowers, swans and butterflies. 

The BCC Marching Band

As they oompah down the street, the BCC band stirs the crowd with music.

Aerial coverage of this half of the Blogville Valentine's Day Parade is courtesy of the
SEE BEAUTIFUL HOT AIR BALLOON.

Frank the Tank
Frank is a crowd favorite today as he shares delicious snacks with furiends and fans along the route.

Daisy
Looking adorable with her bookworm pal, Daisy is celebrating love today in fine style.

McGruff the Crime Dog representing our Blogville Police Department

Sugar
Always ready to see beauty, share a smile and a golden woof, Sugar rides along with a golden smiley sunshine.

Chico & Shiver

Here come our Chi furiends in their customized and stylish bus.   They have lots of pals in the crowd. 

AND NOW, AS THE PARADE COMES TO AN END, 

WE HAVE A SPECIAL MUSICAL TREAT TO SHARE WITH YOU!

PLEASE JOIN US BY LINKING TO THE FOLLOWING:

ABBY LAB'S DAD, MR. E. IN CONCERT

DJ ROCKIN' WILLS SPINS THE PLATTERS

This concludes our 2016 Blogville Valentine's Day Parade.   We hope you have enjoyed the event and we send you wishes for a year filled with love.

Sincerely,

Beachnut, Shelldon, Frankie & Ernie