June 26, 2015
Wow, it's Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails day in Blogville! OMD I love this event and send my thanks to the Doods for sponsoring it fur us.
Okay, this month's inclusion is: I knew I needed a good excuse for...
Here I go:
I knew I needed a good excuse for this,
but stealing that candy bar was foodable bliss.
I hoped it was something my Mom wouldn't miss.
I grabbed it from the table,
because I was able.
I scarfed up the chocolate and even the label.
Holy cow did my Mom ever scream,
"I ate it in my sleep it would seem."
"I must have been starved in my dream."
Boy, was she ever mad at me,
and they were scared at how sick I might be.
I never got sick and I ate it with glee.
My excuse wasn't one I could win,
stealing her Hershey's was really a sin.
Someday I hope I can do it again!
BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish