June 26, 2015


Hey Everyone!
Wow, it's Fractured Fryday Hairy Tails day in Blogville!   OMD I love this event and send my thanks to the Doods for sponsoring it fur us.  

Okay, this month's inclusion is:   I knew I needed a good excuse for...
Here I go:

I knew I needed a good excuse for this,
but stealing that candy bar was foodable bliss.
I hoped it was something my Mom wouldn't miss.

I grabbed it from the table,
because I was able.
I scarfed up the chocolate and even the label.

Holy cow did my Mom ever scream,
"I ate it in my sleep it would seem."
"I must have been starved in my dream."

Boy, was she ever mad at me,
and they were scared at how sick I might be.
I never got sick and I ate it with glee.

My excuse wasn't one I could win,
stealing her Hershey's was really a sin.
Someday I hope I can do it again!


Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish


Julie said...

OMD Bossman, you went a thiefings???? Watch out or Side Bites will be after you!
(I isn't allowed chocolate so tell me Sarge, does it really taste as good as it smell!!!)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Mark Muller said...

BRAVO BRAVO! Sarge that's a super poem... and a pawfect instruction how to steal a candy bar... not bad chief Sarge LOL
btw: came it out wrapped or unwrapped when you ate it including all zip&zap?
easy rider

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...oh dear..bawhwwhwhwhwhwhahahaha.. trust Easy to get down to then nitty!!!

Great ditty Sarge
Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Awwww Sarge.... we are sure that your mom was not ANGRY about the Purloined Chocolate... Just disappointed that YOU had it and she didn't.
Of course WE are quite PROUD of you fur scoring it.

stellaroselong said...

we have nevers been allowed to have that delicacy....we have nevers thought about stealing it though...ummmmm stellie rose

Madi and Mom said...

Sarge you are a poet and your feets are Longfellows.

Way back BM (before Madi) I'm told Toto the mighty mini dachshund ate about 10 Hershey Candy Kisses and tinfoil. For his size that was a lot of chocolate but it never bothered him either. Mom figured maybe the tinfoil counteracted the affect of chocolate....I'm told it scared them to death too.
Hugs madi your bfff
PS Toto's only excuse was he was a scent hound he followed the scent and liked it and that is just what they do!!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

It may have been a great dream to you, but we bet it caused nightmares for Mom. So glad you didn't get sick, and we bet it was REALLY tasty:)

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

C.L.W.STEP said...

Joey dog here: Doggie Chief Inspector, comestibles division, and author of the Yum Yum Coalition Safe Foods Directory. I stole a piece of chocolate once. My humans made me drink hydrogen peroxide that made me barf it up. It was not a pleasant experience. Please be careful!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Good job Sarge
Lily & Edward

Idaho PugRanch said...

Bwwa haa ! loved your poem Sarge! Glad you did not get sick
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Cookie's Comments said...

I have not stolen chocolate (yet) but I have stolen other foodables of my mum's and treats that she has left in my vicinity -- most recently a bag of about 500 tiny training treats that she THOUGHT she put out of my reach -- bwah ha ha

toodle pip


Bouncing Bertie said...

You know, I wouldn't at all put it past Gail to wolf down a bar of chocolate in her sleep. Oh, yes, that is an entirely credible proposition.
Toodle pip!
PS Great poem Sarge!

Casey said...

BOL! Gotta be careful with that chocolate, but sounds like a fun adventure that time!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Unguarded....It's yours....

Fantastic poem by the way!

The Daily Pip said...

Love your poem, Sarge! Glad you didn't get sick from the chocolate.

Dory and the Mama said...

What a great FFHT poem, Sarge. We know it must have been made up though, because you would never do anything like that, not in 87 million years.....right??? BOLBOL
Dory, Jakey, Arty and Bilbo

Cara n Crew said...

mol! Good one, Sarge! now we've done our share of surfing and thieving but our mom guards any chocolate like you wouldn't believe :D

We got your message. Thank you! we'll let you know and put up a post when the collar comes :)

Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, HOllie

Whitley Westie said...

So poetical!

Poodle At Play said...

BOL nice poem there...especially the ending! BUT...I don't know about doing it again, Sarge...might not go so well next time. Don't push your luck, dude...

Millie and Walter said...

We love your poem of the stolen chocolate bar. Way to go Sarge.

The Adventures of The Bell Fur Zoo said...

BOL We wuvs your poem :) Chocolate is hard to resist!

xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda

sprinkles said...

I'll have to keep this post away from my boys so they don't get any ideas! Glad you didn't get sick.

M. K. Clinton said...

Paws and high fives coming your way, Sarge! Way to sneak the Hershey. We are glad that you didn't get sick because that would have spoiled the fun. ☺

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Bwahahaha. Sarge, we bet your mum was mad cause she wanted that chocolate for herself. Glad you didn't get sick mate. Next time we reckon her chocolate will be hidden from you!! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory