November 27, 2014
Thanks Blogville....From Sarge
Wow, this is such a special day because we get to tell the whole world why we send out our THANKS BLOGVILLE posts. I am always thankful for Blogville for bunches of reasons. The biggest is because I get to share my life with all of your lives, my bestest furiends. See, I really am a very ANTIsocial pooch. I don't work and play well with others in real life, so this is my way of interacting with the world and I'm so very lucky to have all of you for furiends.
We've had tons of wondeful adventures together, but one popped out in my mind and I'll bark about it to show just one example of why I say Thanks Blogville Furiends.
The story started like this:
5-15-13 post by my Mom.
SARGE BIT ME!!!!
Okay? Whew, it feels better to get that out there for all to see. Yes, he really did. Now, I won't testify that it was a horrible, near-death experience. I swear under oath that there was no broken skin, no blood, no amputation, no nasty bruising. But, I also testify before all that he REALLY DID BITE ME! The scene involved the camera and my attempts to take a series of photos for use on Sarge's blog. Yes, I was working for HIM. Apparently, he got tired of the process and as I reached for his collar HE BIT MY POINTER FINGER. For those of you with only paws or claws or fins or talons and not fingers, YES THEY HURT WHEN BITTEN! No permanent damage done, but it did hurt.
Under cross examination, I freely admit that at the time I unleashed (lol) a shocking string of HBO words that would make a sailor blush. Yes, I did. But, I maintain that I was provoked, and chomped on at the time and therefore under duress. And that's the facts, jacks.
So, no blog and no Chief of Police job. Ptthththttthhht. There, take that, Sarge!
OMD it was horrible! I lost my bloggie and everything. Mom turned my blog over to the Crabby Girls while I was sent to the doghouse:
5-16-13 post by the Crabby Girls,
As you probably know, The Hands said that Sarge bit a hand and so they have taken his blog and his Chief of Police title! SHOCKING! We crabby girls have been working our leggies like mad to keep the blog up to snuff, but we certainly did not ask for this or have anything to do with the situation. Please, darling friends, do not believe that we are behind this at all. We are behind Sarge!
We crabby girls are so very very grateful for all of the love and devotion of our, and Sarge's, friends. We have quietly kept Sarge informed and we can report that he is enormously humbled and thankful for all of you. He is desperate to get this difficulty settled!
We will be so very anxious for an outcome to this day's event. Ooooh there is such commotion!
Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana
Well, never fear, my bestest furiends in Blogville had my back! Before I knew it Ranger and Casey went to work on my behalf.