Twoo crabb walkkd siydeyways, liyke crabs, intoo a sandd barr, whenn anutther crabb camme walkkin owtt frontwayys nutt sideyways!! One crabb turneed to the othirr n said, "Wows, whats up wiv him!?", n the othir replieyd, "he must be relly drunkk beforre hee is walkkin a straiyght liyne liyke datt!!!!" heeheehee!
Orrr..
Twoo crabss walkk intoo a barr furr theirr HARRP lessonns, aftirr being at their friend Mister Sandd Crabb's 21st birtthdaiy parrty. One crabb sayss to the othiir "Hey Dave, wherrs yoor instrooment?!?!" n the crabb replied "Doh!!! I leftt ma harpp in Sand Crab's disco!!!" heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Oh dear so funnery!
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So what's the punchline Sarge? BOL!
Are you tellin the girls naughty jokes :)
OMD OMD are you gonna leave us HANGING like this Sarge??? We want to hear the FUNNY Snickery Pawt.
OH WE get it NOW... the JOKE is On US!
Shame on you!!!
Hey Sarge what is the punchline. Have a super saturday.
Best wishes Molly
We don't know enough about crabs to write something funny, we need your help. Lee and Phod
From jazzi:
Why wouldn't the crab share his toys? because he was Shellfish!!
From Addi:
One of the crabs asked "do you serve crabs here?"
waitress say's "Yes, we serve everyone"...
Tell Us!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
OUCH! they said. ...
Is this a dirty joke? BOL
Nola
And one says to the other, "I wonder what's really in their clam nectar?"
We'll have a sand-witch with Sand-gria please.
Are the girls separated? do they think they're on separate holidays?
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Twoo crabb walkkd siydeyways, liyke crabs, intoo a sandd barr, whenn anutther crabb camme walkkin owtt frontwayys nutt sideyways!! One crabb turneed to the othirr n said, "Wows, whats up wiv him!?", n the othir replieyd, "he must be relly drunkk beforre hee is walkkin a straiyght liyne liyke datt!!!!" heeheehee!
Orrr..
Twoo crabss walkk intoo a barr furr theirr HARRP lessonns, aftirr being at their friend Mister Sandd Crabb's 21st birtthdaiy parrty. One crabb sayss to the othiir "Hey Dave, wherrs yoor instrooment?!?!" n the crabb replied "Doh!!! I leftt ma harpp in Sand Crab's disco!!!" heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Oh dear so funnery!
love n likkers,
Pdorgle xoxxx
Howdy Sarge,
So, two crabs walk into a sandbar
Shell we have a drink then?
Hey Sarge, do you leave snot marks on the glass like we do to Lenny? hehehe. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
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