Wow, I'm so totally stunned by how fast our construction project is going! Those beavers, gophers and all of their co-workers are setting new records for quick work. While they are being all nose-to-the-grindstone, I got busy and started requisitioning new furnishings and equipment for our updated facility. We are getting all new things and I couldn't be more excited! Out with the peep stuff and in with the Blogville stuff. No more stretching, walking on hindlegs, and all of that other junk. We're in the modern era now and I'm getting all of the right things for our new setup.
Check out these shelves that are nice and low-to-the-floor!
Right where we can all reach things.
Of course, I'll be sure that they supply us with brand new ones that aren't pre-stocked
with someone's junk! BOL
Here's a file cabinet that is perfectly designed for us!
Once again, right at our level. We can stuff this full of files and always be able to reach.
I'll be setting up each office and conference room with furniture like this.
Just look at the design! Perfect for hard-working pooches!
Yes, well, we officers and staff deserve prime parking places.
Perks of the job! BOL
OOOHHHHH!! I'm so very very happy about this purchase!
Feast your eyes on our new UNIVERSAL TRANSLATORS!
Now we will all have these on our legs and we will be able to talk with all of the residents of Blogville and we will all understand each other. No more confusing whistles, brays, whinnies, honks, roars, growls and etc. These are perfect for a diverse society with dozens of languages.
These will be amazing tools for us!
Here is our new ACME WOOFER-TWEETER 5000.
It's the latest in high-tech radio communications gadgetry.
Boy is this a top priority!
As you saw in my proposal, we desperately need a better way to do paw, hoof, talon, flipper etc prints. Gosh, those old peep fingerprint setups are horrible for us. This new kit will be PERFECT! Look out criminals...we'll have you right where we want you!
Check out this last item!
We will have our own microchipping system.
Your Blogville PD will offer chipping services for any citizen who needs to be chipped and we will be able to quickly, easily and accurately identify anyone in our custody.
LOOK OUT CRIMINALS...you can run, fly, swim, dig...
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! WE'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE!
Isn't that cool?!?
My wagger is totally worn out from all of this furious wagging! BOL I can't wait for all of my orders to arrive. We will have a perfectly equipped department. Everything from the furniture to the communications to the office equipment to the latest in crime-fighting technology.
As soon as the construction crews get their jobs finished, we'll have the perfect home for all of our new goodies! O M D I can't hardly wait!!!
Grr and An Official Woof,
Sarge, Chief Of Police