Wow, I have had something on my canine brain for a while now, and I'm finally ready to step up to the plate and let fly! Here goes:::::
To Mayor-Elect Madi
From Sarge, Chief Of Police
Date November 21, 2012
Subject: Remodel of Blogville Police Station and Jail
Ms Madi, I humbly submit that our current facility is in need of modernization. The station and jail are rather old and, well, um.....how to say this....okay, it was built for peeps! It is my hope that with your leadership and the support of the community, my proposal will be accepted.
I offer the following exhibits to support my request.
We have just a little bit of deterioration here...
well, okay, lots of it! It's totally drafty in the Winter cold!
And, these bars...See how high the locks are!
I can barely reach them even on my tippy-toes.
Another exhibit for your consideration... Please consider our lineup room!
See the height markings on that wall?
RIGHT...IT'S DESIGNED FOR PEEPS.
Sure, a great dane or a horse or a giraffe could line up here,
but it's pretty useless for most of our needs.
Now, this conference room is in pretty good shape, but check out the furniture.
I submit that these chairs and tables are suited for peeps. Now, I can jump into a chair and even stand on a table when I need to, but really, I request new furniture tailor-made for us.
What a mess! Gotta be a better way to print a perp!
Based on these examples and exhibits, I respectfully request the appropriation of funds for the updating of our Blogville Police Station and Jail. I propose a new building with properly designed cells, rooms and offices. My proposal also includes updated equipment and furniture. With approval, I will submit plans for the facility and grounds, and purchase orders for the required supplies.
Thank you for your time and attention to this matter and I await your response.
Grr and an Official Woof,
Sarge, Chief Of Police
On behalf of the Blogville Police Force including:
Chief Investigator Pip,
Desk Clerk Mona.